dognovel Chapter 211
Chapter 211
Chapter 211
“???? This is the wolf pack?”
“…It’s just these three little broken sheep who have made such a big battle? I thought it was a large beast attacking this one that exploded the smoke of hyenas.”
“The garbage sheep are really moving. It’s all because they are too fat, so the noise is so loud.”
After the netizens found out that the so-called crisis was such a few big furry sheep, after a brief period of consternation, they immediately shook their heads and complained, showing an expression of interest ~ Que Que.
They also wanted to see the wild boars fighting the beasts, and see if the new battle armor made by the scumbag had any effect, but it turned out to be such a group of little things.
Really disappointing!
Chu Zihang and Lin Xiyue are like a big enemy. They have been preparing for a long time, and they have already done a good job in the psychological construction of the battle.
But this fluffy sheep suddenly appeared. . .
“What the hell, military drill me?”
Chu Zihang couldn’t help but twitched the corners of his mouth, quite speechless.
Then he put away his divine arm crossbow very contemptuously, and by the way, he also disarmed the trap mechanism.
Otherwise, if the mechanism is triggered by these things, he has to rearrange and clean it up again, which is too troublesome.
In other words, say they don’t deserve it.
And these three sheep seemed to feel that they were being despised, and immediately roared, “Bah!” in response!
“What’s it called? He’s here to deliver clothes again? It just so happens that there’s still a little wool for autumn and winter clothes.”
Chu Zihang looked at the three lambs and complained rather shamelessly.
And Pig, who is wearing a brand-new armor, is even more unhappy. Doesn’t this make him lose the opportunity to show his equipment?
“What should I do? Are these lambs simmered in mutton or roasted whole lamb? Or do you want one of the same?”
Chu Zihang raised his machete and frightened a few rams as if he was going to kill a sheep.
And Chubby, who was resting in the luxurious sheepfold, and the two ewes in the ordinary sheepfold heard the voice of their husband. They raised their heads suddenly, suddenly climbed up from the sheepfold, and hurried to the In front of Chu Zihang.
And as soon as they came, they heard Chu Zihang’s words, and they shivered with fright, and then looked at Chu Zihang ‘baabaa’ and pleaded with him.
“What—!”
“What—!”
At the same time, after seeing the ewes, the three rams rushing on the other side were even more eager to save their wives, and they sped up and rushed towards Chu Zihang!
Although there is a giant forest pig king wearing a magical equipment in front, there is a couple of Peregrine Falcons, the overlord of the sky, and two people who are fully armed.
But their wives were there, and there was absolutely no reason to back down.
Especially the headed Bighorn Sheep, after seeing his daughter-in-law being bullied like this, he was so angry that he wanted to tear the person in front of him to shreds.
“Hey, you’re still rushing over? Darling, do you want to fight?”
Chu Zihang looked at these sheep, who were known for their timidity and docility, in surprise. He thought they would frighten them, and then they left, but he didn’t expect them to be so brave.
“You ripped off his wife’s clothes, can they not be fierce?”
“Insulting a wife is like breaking someone’s life. If they don’t fight with you, are they still a man?”
“The ram is so touching. He didn’t even want to die for his wife. This is the man! Chongchongchong!”
“Who said that the ram is a scumbag? Maybe they went to find a source of water for Fatty?”
“Apologize to the ram! You women will slander our men. Is it easy for us men?”
“That’s not it, you are treated as cattle and horses on weekdays, but when it’s dangerous, you can’t rely on us?”
“Wife, see? This ram is the same as me. When you were in trouble, I didn’t rush to the front that time? I won’t brush this pot in the future!”
“Daughter-in-law, do you see it? This is the true nature of a man! Pride! I’m going out for a drink tonight, don’t stop me!”
“Ladies, don’t be naughty all day, N, you will use up all the ‘arrogance’ of the Lord, and you will become a docile little sheep in the future, let’s see what you do!”
The married male compatriots rose to prominence in the live broadcast room at this time, and now they have come to the highlight moment of their lives!
One by one, they straightened their waists, and finally regained the feeling of being a man again, and they spoke with great pride!
Then……
“Elbow! A man’s true character, right? Come into the house with me! Let me see how true you are!”
“Rush to the front? It’s hard to rush for two minutes, don’t you believe that we enter the room and make a gesture?”
“Pride? Okay, come in, give me pride once! Don’t make ink with me, like a little sheep, I hope you will be brave!”
After the male compatriots just finished, the wives of these IDs responded immediately and broadcasted the quarrel in the live broadcast room!
“????Show affection?”
“Am I the only one who thinks the color of this live studio is not right?”
“Twipe! It’s still daytime, can you pay attention to the impact?”
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“Envy ING! It’s like finding a wife, it’s too hard for a single dog!”
Unmarried young boys are simply envious, jealous, and hateful, and want to have such a wife.
However–
“Uh…that wife! I can’t do it anymore!”
“Wife, you don’t need to wash the pot, I’m going to cook for you today, why are my hands shaking?”
“Don’t, don’t, don’t, we’re both old and married. If you have something to say, you don’t have to be so cruel!”
The courageous male compatriot just now turned into a dog.
“Not happy yet? A full man doesn’t know if a hungry man is hungry!” The young people were jealous.
A full man does not know a hungry man is hungry?
When the married male compatriot heard this sentence, he almost wanted to vomit blood, and he imparted his experience earnestly:
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“Dude, you’ll know when you get married. I advise you to keep Liuwei Dihuang Pills at home.”
“Tell you an experience. When you scold her for a few words, she doesn’t get angry and hugs her with a smile. You know that tonight’s torture can’t be avoided!”
“It’s no wonder that people say getting married and starting a business, first get married and then start a business. After getting married, every day, I feel frightened, and I always find opportunities to work overtime and go home as late as possible.
“Do you know why your dad always likes to sleep outside on the sofa at home?”
“A middle-aged couple kisses, and nightmares can last a few nights.”
“Uh, is it so exaggerated?” The young people don’t understand what it means to “death from drought, die from waterlogging”.
“Look at it! These men are still not cowardly, what is this cowardly?”
“No, it can be hard to save a mouth.”
The female compatriots made disgusting complaints.
The style of the live broadcast room has become very strange.
……….
“Bah!”
“Baabaa!”
Fortunately, the ewes are calling out one after another at this time, and they are communicating with the rams, so that the married male compatriots can escape.
After hearing the explanation of the ewe, the ram gradually stopped sprinting, looked at their wives in surprise, and then looked at Chu Zihang in surprise.
I heard that there is a free bath here?
I heard that if you cut the hair on your body, it won’t get hot?
Listen, there’s still a house here?
The rams listened to these old perks in disbelief, and suddenly felt a little stubborn. zero.