dognovel Chapter 198
Chapter 198
Chapter 198
“I lost it! Is this so useful? Is the little bee too weak?”
“This bee is too spicy, isn’t it, can’t stand it just a little spicy?”
“Chuanshu people said that this is a piece of cake, and it doesn’t matter how spicy it is!”
“Che, Chuanshu is still my younger brother. I’m from Xiangjiang, if I don’t speak, who would dare to speak first in front of spicy characters? I’m not afraid of roasting me in the middle of peppers!”
“Fight! Fight! Anyway, we southerners just watch and don’t talk!”
Netizens looked at the bee colony that was easily smoked away by the spice smell, and twitched the corners of their mouths speechlessly, feeling boring.
Then netizens fought over spicy food. The Sichuan-Shu area and the Hunan-Hubei area fought with blood and blood, and all kinds of bragging.
However, Chu Zihang doesn’t want spicy food at all!
There was a pair of sugar maple sap waiting for him in front of him!
Before the bees found out that their hometown was brought back to take revenge, I felt like I was slipping away with honey and sugar maple sap.
Chu Zihang came to the sugar maple tree and took a deep breath.
“Let’s go!”
With a cruel heart, Chu Zihang slammed into the thick smoke, and then tried to take away the sugar maple sap with his hot eyes.
“Whoosh!”
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“Whoosh!”
“Whoosh!”
Chu Zihang shot very quickly. With his left hand, he grabbed the TT with the sugar maple sap. The upper right did not dare to be slighted. With a wave of his hand, he slashed the tree trunk with a knife, cutting off the rope tied to it.
At this time, he couldn’t care less about the broken rope, every second was a torment for him!
But even so quickly, Chu Zihang’s eyes were still watery with smoke, and his eyeballs seemed to be soaked in chili water. It was extremely uncomfortable!
“Cough cough!”
Even though Chu Zihang had held his breath, as the pungent smoke penetrated into his nasal cavity, it still irritated his nasal mucosa. All coughed.
But Chu Zihang didn’t dare to wait for the cough to finish, and immediately ran out of the thick smoke with sugar maple sap while coughing.
After running out of the thick smoke, Chu Zihang took a few breaths to dilute the spicy breath, but he was still choked to the point of tears.
In just a short while, his eyes were red and the tip of his nose was red.
This lethality…
Simply!
“…This is too exaggerated, isn’t it? Do you want to be so scary?”
“biochemical weapon?”
“…The scumbag doesn’t mean that southerners can’t eat spicy food, right? Is a little bit spicy like this?”
“Cowardly, I can’t stand it just by lighting a cigarette. It’s too cowardly. If I were to stay in it for ten minutes, I wouldn’t be in a hurry. We are all old smokers.”
“It’s a must, we Chuan Shu Lao smoke guns go in and that’s heaven, and we won’t come out if we don’t stay for a day or a night.”
Netizens looked at Chu Zihang’s miserable appearance, and said they were disdainful and forced, but their noses were honestly wrinkled, as if they were afraid to ask about the taste.
“Haha, this time I finally got the scumbag. It’s the first time I saw the scumbag so shriveled. I’m so happy. I have to record it. Come on, cameraman, take a few pictures of us.”
“That’s right, come, take a photo together, and make sure that the scumbag is crying as the background!”
“123! Eggplant!”
“You don’t have to shout eggplant this time, you guys are smiling too brightly…”
Contrary to Chu Zihang’s misery, the atmosphere in the studio was very cheerful.
Zhang Ke’er, Li Tianming, and Lord Bei were standing in front of the big screen as if they were celebrating the New Year, and took a group photo with Chu Zihang, who was snot and tearful.
That cheap look made the audience laugh out loud, Chu Zihang watched the series of wanting to hit people!
………….
“He~tui!”
Chu Zihang spit out the hot saliva in his throat, his eyes were red, and he looked at the second sugar maple sap with displeasure, his eyes were both angry and reluctant.
Let him give up the honey juice of Minute Maid and leave, that is absolutely impossible!
For foodies, it hurts more than cutting his flesh!
What’s more, it’s too embarrassing to be so embarrassed for the first time, and I have to get my face back!
Of course, he has put out the fire now, and he can go to get it after the smoke has dissipated.
It’s just that this is too shameless, it is equivalent to announcing surrender with the thick smoke, which is too inconsistent with his tough guy’s positive style~
Second, what if the smoke goes out and the bee colony comes back?
Then he has to cowardly run away again?
That’s a shame for the wife and the wife, and it’s still a shame to lose twice, absolutely not!
For today’s plan, only by proving his toughness with a ‘be yourself in the smoke’ in the thick smoke can he regain his face.
So Chu Zihang’s eyes narrowed, and his mind began to revolve rapidly. When the little brain was activated, the effect was a dash!
About a minute or two later, his deeply locked eyebrows finally opened, and then a bright smile appeared on his face, changing the previous embarrassed look!
“Um?!”
“This!!”
“broken!!”
Chu Zihang’s smile came out.
Like a conditioned reflex, everyone in the live broadcast room shrank their pupils and took a deep breath subconsciously.
This is bad!
Maybe their chance to see the joke is running out!
“Don’t! Scumbag, didn’t you come up with something else? Is it so hard to make me happy for a while?”
“Cry a little longer, you can cry a little longer, I haven’t laughed enough yet.”
“Scum, don’t laugh, cry and laugh, your nose is bubbling!”
A group of big brothers who don’t speak human words on the barrage began to be disgusting again.
Then Chu Zihang raised his head proudly, and with full confidence he took out the artifact from his pocket again – TT!
As soon as this artifact came out, the already shocked live broadcast room completely rioted!
It’s this thing again!
As long as this thing comes out, the scumbag hasn’t missed it yet!
But, but, what can this special meow have anything to do with TT?
The audience was shocked and suspicious, and looked at Chu Zihang with disbelief, and inexplicably looked forward to it.
And Chu Zihang took a spit and made up his mind.
I saw him pulling the TT port hard, pulling the TT port very big, not like the distressed use it used to be.
Immediately, he lifted the torn TT up, held the TT straight to the top of his head, put his head in bit by bit, and laboriously pulled the TT down until he covered his eyes and blocked his nose!
This. . .
Everyone was watching Chu Zihang’s operations with a serious look, but suddenly they saw that he was wearing a transparent TT on his head, and his face was squeezed into a pig’s head. . . .
The next second—
“Pfft~! What is the scumbag doing?”
“Hahahaha! Is the scumbag trying to laugh at me for inheriting my loan?”
“Master Scum, is this cosplaying? Don’t say it, it really looks like it!”
“Laughing to death baby, the scumbag is giving up on himself and changing the line of comedians? It’s too funny.”
“It’s really interesting, or the scumbag can play.”
“It’s done! This is really a TT man!”
The male netizens laughed so hard, the female netizens didn’t even notice.
In their hearts, the colorful auspicious clouds are on their feet, and the unparalleled hero in the golden armor is now wearing this dress. . .
It really ruins the image!
But Chu Zihang didn’t have time to control his image. He moved the TT a few times and adjusted it so that he wouldn’t be so restrained. Then he looked forward and found that the scene was still clear except for the frosted glass feeling. .
This transparent TT does not affect the sight too much, and it perfectly meets his expectations.
Immediately afterwards, he took a deep breath and decisively rushed towards the second sugar maple tree in the thick smoke, and began to ‘be yourself in the smoke’!
This. . . .
The audience’s laughter suddenly stopped. I didn’t expect that in addition to being funny, the scumbag would kill me. I didn’t know what to say.
This is too much for the sake of comedy!
It is recommended that the program group add chicken legs! .