dognovel Chapter 344 Confused Bear, Bear Confused?
Chapter 344 Confused Bear, Bear Confused?
Inside the cave.
It was as if time stood still.
Su Mo didn't dare to breathe, and silently glanced back.
Behind Fatty's forehead.
There is a bear face.
Standing upright, one paw rested on the fat man's shoulder.
"Don't move around. If you move around, it is very likely that it will beat you."
A reminder in a low voice.
Su Mo's whole body moved slowly, clinging to the rock wall of the nearby cave, staring intently at the motionless brown bear behind.
In my mind, I tried my best to recall how human beings should save themselves after meeting a bear.
"correct!"
suddenly.
Su Mo's eyes lit up.
Lower the voice channel
"I heard that bears don't seem to eat dead things. Someone pretended to be dead and hid there before. Now I lure it to go outside. You lie on the ground and pretend to be dead immediately. Do you understand?"
"Do not!"
Unexpectedly, this method was flatly rejected by the fat man.
"Brother, I still have to take a camera. You can't deprive me of my right to work. This is my job. No, I'm going to fuck this guy."
Upon hearing this.
Su Mo really has the heart of a dog.
What is professionalism.
Really should let those criminals take a good look.
Fatty is a professional.
What time is it, and I still want to take a picture.
"Don't move, I'll lure it out!"
suddenly.
Su Mo let out a low growl, stomped heavily on his foot, and burrowed out along the gap beside Fatty.
When passing behind the erect brown bear.
He raised his hand and gave the guy a slap.
There was a "snap".
Crisp and loud.
Then... Ah Pang was slapped on the back by the brown bear and flew into the cave.
"Fuck, my clothes are all scratched, I will fight with you for their brand-name clothes!"
Not long.
Before Su Mo could make a move, Fatty ran out angrily with the camera on his head.
Seeing this, Su Mo didn't dare to neglect.
He clenched his fists and rushed towards the sturdy adult brown bear.
Two people and one bear, at the gate of the brown bear's house, started to fuck.
The fans in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.
"Damn it, it's really... ordinary people really can't earn this kind of money, it's so inhumane, beating someone at the door of someone's house, I guess this brown bear is in a daze, where's the beast, it's too shameless, isn't it? One by one, judging by the situation, it seems a bit overwhelming!"
"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard. It's the first time I saw a bear being bullied. Look at the little confused eyes. It's so ruthless."
"Brother Su, come on, a man who can beat a bear is really extraordinary. Let's just say, even a bear can do it. Are there any criminals in the live broadcast room? Everyone's eyes are wide open, this is the man you can't afford to provoke , I advise you to turn yourself in, otherwise, if one day it falls into the hands of Su Papi, it will probably be worse than this bear."
"It's the truth upstairs. I called my wife just now to watch someone beat a bear. She still didn't believe it. She would kneel on the keyboard..."
"I really knelt down to Su Mo, even the bear is no match for him, he looks very thin, and his physical fitness is simply too strong."
"Same as Laozi, although Laozi is weak, but his physical strength is definitely not bad, at least half an hour at a time..."
"..."
The fans in the live broadcast room were stunned.
gradually.
The adult brown bear was at a disadvantage.
no way.
What the fuck, the two humans in front of them are too fast to bite.
With a slap, the opponent's two people attack back and forth, and there is no door.
Not long.
The brown bear hugged its head with its paws and lay down on the ground.
"Is this cowardly?"
Su Mo took a stride, stepped onto the guy's back, pulled the hair on his forehead, and lifted the guy's forehead.
"Fatty, see if this guy is still baring his teeth..."
As long as they are animals, they all worship the strong, and this will never change. therefore.
Su Mo asked Fatty to observe in front.
If the teeth are still bared, it means that the bear is a little bit dissatisfied.
"Hey, ready to bite."
Fatty approached.
The brown bear opened its mouth wide, and took a bite forward.
"Bang... bang... bang!"
Su Mo punched three times on the forehead, and continued to let the fat man observe.
subsequently.
On the open space at the entrance of the cave.
The sound of guns and punches continued.
At a speed visible to the naked eye, the brown bear's forehead grew a whole circle.
If it wasn't for the brown fur, it would probably be on par with giant pandas.
"Hm Chi...Hm Chi...Hm Chi!"
In the end, he gave three cannon punches.
Su Mo jumped off the guy's back.
"Boom..."
The brown bear's huge body lay flat on the ground, panting heavily, the bear's face had a look of lovelessness, its tongue hung out of its mouth, and it no longer dared to bark its teeth at the two in front of it.
Can't beat...
Really can't beat it.
I have never encountered such an outrageous thing in my life.
At the door of the house, he was beaten by two people.
"Come on, grin and give me a smile!"
Su Mo squatted in front of this guy, pulled the bear's head up to have a look, and muttered with a smile.
until now.
I basically have a plan in my heart.
After signing in for so long with the physical fitness, it is really no problem to be a bear. With the addition of fighting skills, it can be said that it is completely crushed.
but……
Here comes the key question.
After fighting for so long, Su Mo actually didn't do anything serious. Although the brown bear looked miserable and his head was swollen, but...in fact, he didn't suffer any serious injuries.
"Brother, if you call the Animal Patrol like this, can they give you money?"
Fatty squatted beside him, stroked his chin and asked.
"Probably not."
Su Mo frowned and looked around.
Not long.
His eyes dropped to a stone.
"Don't worry!"
"Sit on it and don't let it move around. I'll try this method to see if it works!"
talking.
Su Mo got up, quickly ran to the side, and after a while, moved a big rock over.
The problem now is that the brown bear needs to be injured, but it can't be seen that this guy is artificially injured.
"Snapped!"
Su Mo slapped the stone with his palm, making a crisp sound.
Then he raised his head and stared meaningfully at the big guy in front of him.
Brown bear "?"
He blinked his small eyes.
I really don't understand what it means.
A concubine can't do it.
Tried for a long time.
Su Mo gave up.
"No, what the hell, I can't communicate with this idiot, what else can I do?"
Cave entrance.
on the clearing.
Under a big tree.
Under the light of the mobile phone.
Su Mo squatted on the far right, rubbing her temples with a headache.
Ah Pang squatted beside him, looking down at the clothes that were scratched by the brown bear with distress.
far left.
The brown bear with a big face also squatted on the ground in a loveless manner, scratching the ground with its paws restlessly.
Two people and one bear squatted neatly in a row.
Each thinking about their own minds.
...
small town.
The owner of the tavern stared at the phone in bewilderment.
I hesitated for a long time.
He turned his head and went into the cellar.
Not long.
Taking a jar of thin wine, he walked out of the tavern through the back door.
"You can earn so much money, it's all thanks to the two people from the Dragon Kingdom. Regardless of whether the Public Security Bureau wants or not these two people, you must not reveal their whereabouts, understand?"
The old grandmother stood at the door.
The owner of the tavern said something earnestly and earnestly.