dognovel Chapter 232 Do You Need To Engrave Something?
Chapter 232 Do You Need To Engrave Something?
Lao Fu in the concierge was woken up by several security guards.
He opened the big iron door impatiently.
He curled his lips and looked at the captain of the Public Security Bureau whose legs were in a split position and was carried on his shoulders by two people.
Lao Fu licked his molars, took a breath, and asked
"Come to choose a cemetery?"
"Why are you here so late? Everyone is like this. If you don't choose a cemetery earlier, what are you waiting for?"
"Do you do it yourself? Or do we give it to the crematorium? For the crematorium, you need to pay more..."
When the captain heard this, he immediately became furious.
What's the meaning?
Said he was coming soon?
Do people in the Dragon Kingdom have such poisonous mouths?
"Get out of the way, investigators... people from the Public Security Bureau, did some people from the Dragon Kingdom come here just now?"
"Over there, did you see that big chimney? It's the one emitting black smoke. People are inside!"
Lao Fu pointed his head back and revealed the location of Su Mo and others without the slightest hesitation.
but.
When several people were about to rush in.
Lao Fu took a step forward and shook the registration book in front of everyone.
"You can't go in casually. This is a cemetery. Do you have any common sense? Don't you even check what time it is? They are all asleep, and you woke up others. When the time comes, you can go out to your house to find you. Can you bear it? "
"Didn't you say that no one is buried here?"
"Is there no name engraved on the tombstone of the dead?"
Lao Fu stared at the eyeballs, saying that everyone needs to register before they can enter.
The two sides tugged at the door for several minutes.
finally.
In desperation, the captain of the Public Security Bureau took the lead in registering the names, and everyone under his command followed suit and wrote their names in the notebook.
"Okay, you guys go there, but...the ugly words are up front, with the destruction of the cemetery facilities, compensation is required, and the price is very expensive!"
I asked a word.
Lao Fu watched several people leave, then turned and walked into the concierge.
He took out his phone and dialed Xiaojun's number.
"Twelve people have passed by, get ready, come to District 2 in a while, I'll engrave their names first!"
finished.
Lao Fu put on a professional engineering hat, carried a chisel, and walked towards the cemetery with an expression of excitement.
"Damn it, after waiting for so long, it can be regarded as opening!"
whispered.
Not long.
In the 2nd area of the cemetery, in front of a row of brand-new tombstones, Lao Fu compared the names and began to carve the names of the twelve security officers who had just registered.
"What kind of broken name is this, it's so long, it's spelled wrong... I don't know if it's okay to cross it out?"
touching the chin.
Lao Fu crossed out the wrongly engraved name just now, and started writing again on the bottom line.
at the same time.
Su Mo et al. got the news.
He lay in ambush at the door of the stove room, held his breath, and listened quietly to the sound of footsteps outside.
"Be careful. After rushing in, control the people immediately. These Long Kingdom people are very savage, and they can shoot if necessary."
outside the door.
The captain, who was carried on his shoulders, ordered in a deep voice what to do after opening the door.
No matter how big or small, the arrangement is clear.
He even thought of where to rush in for everyone.
"rush!"
Growl.
"Peng!"
A person in front slammed open the door.
A group of people rushed in brazenly.
Then.
The door of the boiler room was closed, and dirges sounded.
Su Mo took the lead, grabbed the captain's leg, and pulled it down without saying a word.
Facing the many muzzles that turned around, he was completely unafraid.
"Turn on the stove... who dares to shoot, put it in the stove immediately, what effect will it produce, Xiaojun... what is your major? Show it out for them to see."
Many security guards looked at each other.
The captain's arrangement was really clear.
But at the critical moment, I forgot the most important question.
What the hell, are you doing the splits?
You have to come in obliquely.
Let people pull it down and control it at the first time.
How to catch this?
"Crunch..."
Seeing this, Xiaojun lifted an urn from the side and called in front of everyone.
Squeeze the powder inside.
He smiled at the captain of the Public Security Bureau in Su Mo's hand.
"The burning is very clean, and there is no bone residue. If you don't believe me, you can feel it... It only takes 5 minutes. For such a big person, it can be packed in a small box, and it can't be filled. It's much better than your jars!"
"Try?"
I raised my eyebrows.
The chief of the Security Bureau was dumbfounded.
He even forgot to take back the split legs.
With a sad face, looking at the temperature on the stove monitor, grinned and said
"Then what... a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, I just came to ask your friend, when is the monthly repayment date of the loan, interest first and then the principal or the principal before the interest?"
I knew I wouldn't be here.
Too cruel.
Are you practicing so fast?
In their local funerals, they had to burn for hours no matter what, and finally had to struggle for a long time to get together a jar.
This...it will be clean in five minutes...
"Come, come, stop talking nonsense, the gun is lost, put your hands on your head and squat down, don't force me to stuff you into the stove!"
Su Mo snorted coldly.
He winked at Fatty, taking advantage of the security officer's stupefied effort.
The two rushed forward and quickly shot down everyone's guns.
A few minutes later.
Looking at the security guards squatting neatly on the ground with their heads in their hands, and the captain who splits on the ground.
Su Mo frowned.
Pulling Su Xuefeng to his side, he explained happily for a long time.
"Let me tell you something!"
Sun Xuefeng understood.
Squat down in front of everyone, speak nicely
"Look, stealing a chicken is not enough to lose a lot of rice. This is a proverb in our Dragon Kingdom. In your words, it means... If you are not caught, you have to pay a price. They are all people with reputation. You say, if you put How are you doing? There is a lot of competition for jobs here.”
"It's so ugly, isn't it? In this way... just buy a cemetery for one person, and think about it carefully."
"No loss, you can use it anyway in the future, how unhygienic it is to throw it in the Ganges water, what if someone drinks it after the jar is opened? Think about it, I will take you to pick a cemetery later, one piece for each of you. "
After speaking.
Sun Xuefeng secretly winked at Su Mo and gave a thumbs up.
It's really plucking the wild goose's hair, and it's raw!
Never miss a chance.
With this business mind, why do you participate in the reality show "Walk Around the World" and sell the cemetery well?
Using Paoquan in Su Mo, Haoyan discussed with these security officers again.
In the end, everyone decided that each person would buy a cemetery plus an urn.
Immediately, Su Mo and others led a group of security guards to the 2nd area of the cemetery.
"Come on, let's see if the name is satisfactory?"
Lao Fu chiseled his name and nodded to everyone.
Nu Zui pointed to a tombstone that had already been engraved, and asked the captain of the security bureau.
"The name is right? Tell me if you made a mistake, and I will change it for you later!"
"By the way, there is still room on the tombstone. Do you have anything to write?"
The captain of the Public Security Bureau looked at the name on the tombstone with several stripes, and was about to cry.
Homework?
If I make a mistake, can I cross it out and rewrite it?
"No, there's no need to write..."
"Is there really no need to write?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Lao Fu sighed, a little disappointed.
"That's fine, when do you think you will be able to leave? I have to engrave the date for you..."