dognovel Chapter 362 Assistance from the old mother! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
Chapter 362 Assistance from the old mother! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
Chapter 362...Assist from the old mother! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
Xu Huang looked up at the sky, picked up the walkie-talkie, tuned it to the public channel, and gave the order:
"Everyone eats a piece of compressed biscuit, rests for half an hour, and then according to the order of the drill, attack Wancheng from the collapsed city wall and capture the entire city as soon as possible."
After the order was given, the army hidden in the woods behind them began to distribute compressed biscuits, and everyone ate with water bags. There was no need to light a fire or bury a pot to cook. The whole dining process was quiet and fast.
While eating, Xun Chen began to assign tasks to the drone team:
"We must extinguish the fire on the city gate tower as soon as possible to avoid smoke rising. In addition, we must pay close attention to the movements of all enemy troops in the city to avoid ambushing our soldiers during street fighting."
"Here!"
When everyone was gearing up to attack, Lu Bu drove through Tongguan. Just as he was about to continue moving forward, he saw Zhao Yun on a white horse and a silver spear leading a cavalry squad galloping from the front.
"Zi Long!"
A bumper harvest of food will bring about the liberation of productivity, which in turn will indirectly promote the progress of civilization, and the liberation of slaves will gradually enter the implementation stage.
When she opened her eyes again, Queen Houtu asked:
"What do you see?"
Soon, Yuan Shu's family members were arrested and temporarily thrown into prison. The disciples and members of the Yuan family in Huainan were all detained to prevent them from collaborating in rebellion.
But thinking about this girl's flying knife, forget it, as a man, it's okay to let his woman tease her.
While Xu Huang was commanding the army outside, Xun Chen was sitting in the room of the Prefect's Mansion, carefully planning the action plan for the next few days, and even made an emergency plan if Lu Bu could not arrive within ten days.
Yuwen Chengdu said enviously:
"Zhao Zilong has so many fans among the people. If a fan is so attentive, if you tell him that it is Zhao Yun himself who uses it, brother Dahu will be even more excited, right?"
"The fighting has started in Wancheng. I have to get there as soon as possible. Zilong, when you arrive in Chang'an, just go to Mr. Wenhe directly. He and His Majesty have already arranged everything... By the way, where are your family members?"
The two chatted for a while before saying goodbye. Lu Bu also used the walkie-talkie to contact Zhang He and asked Tongguan to prepare meals and receive Zilong well.
Li Yu: "..."
Li Yu was eating meatballs and felt it was necessary to emphasize family traditions and rules.
"OK, got it."
"Don't worry, uncle, I will never lead them to drink and eat meat."
Li Yu smiled helplessly and said:
The two chatted for a while, and Lu Bu picked up the car walkie-talkie and contacted Jia Xu through the Tongguan relay station to tell him about his encounter with Zhao Yun.
"Xiaochan and I will go back tomorrow. You should be good at the B\u0026B and don't bully Guiying."
"In less than two days, this force will arrive at Wancheng... Do you need Zhang Daoling to remind Xu Huang and the others?"
Li Yu caught a glimpse of the girl wearing sapphire blue underwear, which made her skin even fairer.
With your behavior of flinging knives at every turn, no matter how beastly I am, I have to be more decent.
"Go and give them food, and tell Cui Jue to add ten years to the life of that Zen Master Zhiyuan."
After saying that, he opened his eyes, recalled the voice that just appeared in his brain again, silently recited the Buddhist scriptures, then got up and left the meditation room, and found Lu Zhishen:
"Zhishen, build a Ksitigarbha hall in the temple, and I will personally take charge of the affairs of the hall."
He left some food and let Mu Guiying take away the rest.
In the farmland in the distance, Wu Wenhua was running barefoot, dragging a sixteen-share plow, and plowing the fields.
Without the big-eared thief, Zilong will be the wife of our old Lu family!
Zhao Yun's eldest brother has never been in good health. If Lu Bu can really ask a miracle doctor to take action, it would be great.
After eating and drinking, Zhao Dahu went back with a cigarette in his mouth without waiting for prompting, and began to design Zhao Zilong's armor.
Zhiyuan ignored him and explained to himself:
"Buddha wants to increase the popularity of Ksitigarbha. From today on, he will change the name of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to Ksitigarbha Buddha...I will go to Mount Wutai in a few days to discuss some matters with your master and uncle. Jimin Temple Leave it to you, don't let me turn it into a bandit's den."
"That damn girl Li Fengyang taught me this. She said that if she asked you to rub your belly, you would secretly take advantage of me. You would kiss me when you were done, and even push me down on the bed. But... you really rubbed my belly for ten minutes. Belly, what kind of chief of staff is so blind!"
"Follow the law!"
If there is enough time, several grievance meetings should be held in the city, and a few trustees should be arranged in advance to accuse Yuan Shu of his cruelty and ruthlessness to arouse the emotions of the people.
"Oh... next, isn't it time for you to kiss me?"
"Everyone has a daughter-in-law and forgets their mother. I didn't expect you, a stinky boy, to be pretty good. You haven't forgotten my mother... Fry some sweet potato balls for me. Bring them over while they're fried. I'll give them to Yunxiao to try."
Mu Guiying straightened the chef's hat on her head, picked up one with chopsticks and fed it to Li Yu, and then filled another one into her mouth:
"Wow, it's super delicious. I'll send it to Master first. If I have a chance, I'll take a photo of Sister Yunxiao to prevent my queen from getting lovesick..."
"When the time comes, I'll ask Wei Xu or Cheng Lian to drive with you, and I'll come back immediately after picking you up to avoid any complications."
You arranged Yunxiao for me in such a big way just to satisfy your wish to be a mother-in-law, right?
Li Yu strolled out of the scenic spot, steamed some sweet potatoes, and then called Professor Zhou with a guilty conscience:
"Daughter-in-law, I want to excuse you!"
In the underworld, the pale Empress Houtu tasted the food cooked by her godson and asked Ksitigarbha to share it with the gods of the Yinsi and Chenghuang systems:
"My godson said that sweetness is the taste of happiness. Ksitigarbha, you should try it too."
He didn't dare to act haphazardly, so he had to adjust his breathing and help Mu Guiying rub her belly for about ten minutes. When she no longer felt uncomfortable, he lowered her clothes:
Let mortals handle matters in this world... Li Yu stood up and prepared to go back to the B\u0026B:
"I made the noodles for lunch, do you want some more?"
Hou Cheng, who was in charge of the cavalry, also got a ride for a while, but in the end he was kicked out of the car by Lu Bu and asked him to lead the cavalry away from the infantry. When they arrived at Mianchi, they met Pang De and went straight to Wancheng.
Now that I see Zilong, I naturally want to say those words to increase my favorability!
"The young monk is determined to relieve the suffering of all sentient beings, so eating this delicious food is worried that it will weaken his determination."
"When I go to Wancheng this time, I will ask people to search for Hua Tuo's whereabouts. When your elder brother comes, let Hua Tuo give him a good physical check-up."
"Build a Ksitigarbha temple to increase the incense of Ksitigarbha."
"Mom, can you please stop going to our house when you see a pretty girl?"
Let me bear the pain and fatigue alone, there is no need to trouble others.
"With deep roots of wisdom, I can indeed serve as a Buddha, but my foundation in the human world is still shallow. More Ksitigarbha temples need to be built...Will Maitreya agree?"
Ksitigarbha bowed respectfully, took the remaining meatballs and food and left Houtu Niangniang's cave to distribute welfare to everyone.
The empress did not speak, but directly shared a scene in his mind. In the farmland outside Chaoge City, there was a bumper corn harvest, and Zi Shou was transporting bundles of corn stalks out of the fields with the people.
When Zilong arrived in Chang'an, Liu Xie was asked to reward him to increase the victorious general's sense of identification with the imperial court.
When Mu Guiying heard that it worked, she took Li Yu to room 202, then lay down on the bed, lifted up the skirt of her short-sleeved shirt, and let Li Yu try it out.
Zhao Zilong has countless fans in the real world. If there is a chance to help him, everyone in the country will be extremely excited and will even do whatever it takes.
Hua Tuo and Zhang Zhongjing were both people of this era. Zhang Zhongjing even served as the governor of Changsha. At that time, they all moved to Chang'an to open a medical school and strive to train more grassroots medical staff.
Lu Bu pointed to his car and said:
With the empress here, she doesn't have to worry about getting fat and can eat freely.
"Thank you Marquis Wen, Yun is grateful!"
"Who gave you this idea?"
Zhao Dahu stood the spear aside and hurriedly went to scoop up the noodles and started eating. After soaking in the water, he scooped out the noodles and poured them over the fried diced pork stew. It tasted extremely enjoyable.
Zhao Yun was very happy. The dignified hussar general had no airs and was still joking with him like he did during the Hulao Pass. Such a person is worth following.
At this moment, Li Yu felt that his heart melted.
As soon as he left, the figure of Tathagata Buddha appeared in the main hall:
"Mother, do you think Ksitigarbha can succeed the Buddha?"
Zhao Yun cupped his hands and said:
I don't need to talk to you anymore!
Mu Guiying thought for a while and asked for fried food such as small twists.
"My son is excellent, what's wrong with having more wives? If you don't want to, I can change him to another son."
"Zilong, please get up quickly. I heard you were joining me. I came from Bingzhou at night and didn't dare to sleep a wink all the way..."
"Wow, it looks delicious!"
"How does it feel?"
Lu Bu parked the car on the side of the road and jumped out of the car wearing sunglasses. Zhao Yun also quickly tightened the reins, turned over and dismounted and saluted:
"Meet General Fengxian!"
"Reminding Lao Zhang like this will contaminate the cause and effect, right? Forget it, Lu Bu can reach Wancheng in two days even if he rides a bicycle. As soon as he arrives, all problems will be solved."
"No, Yun Xiao looks like this... hurry up and make some croquettes. I'm waiting to treat Yun Xiao to some. If she doesn't like it, see how I deal with you."
When it got dark, Lu Bu turned on the headlights of the car and continued moving forward.
"Thank you, Madam, thank you very much, Li Shengzi!"
After saying that, Tathagata's figure shook and disappeared from the spot.
Wancheng on the other side was already caught in a melee.
Li Yu coughed dryly and tried his best to help the old mother's lie from a scientific point of view:
"Rubbing your belly can increase gastric motility and promote digestion. It does have this effect, but the most important thing is not to overeat, which is not good for your health."
Li Yu put his hand on her smooth and delicate belly and rubbed it gently:
Zhiyuan: "..."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Are you playing a hard-to-get trick?
He asked with some confusion:
After the meal, Mu Guiying burped and came to the real world.
As for the big households in the city, they were inspected one by one with drones and either handed over half of their food or their homes were confiscated. They should know exactly what to choose.
In the real world scenic spot, Li Yu watched the entire process through his old mother's broadcast, and said with some emotion:
Thinking of Yunxiao, Li Yu realized that Zishou had not been here for a long time, and asked curiously:
"How is the world of Fengshen?"
In the middle of the vegetable field, a woman wearing pure white Hanfu is using magic to tidy up the vegetable field. She is extremely beautiful, with fair skin, and a noble temperament between her eyebrows and eyes, which makes people feel that it is blasphemy to look at her again. .
"I didn't expect Wancheng to be captured so easily."
After arranging these, Xu Huang issued the order:
"Except for the city defenders, all the soldiers used woven bags to fill the gaps in the city wall overnight. If there were not enough building materials, they demolished the uninhabited houses in the city and filled the gaps in the city wall as soon as possible."
Mu Guiying couldn't hide something in her heart:
Continuing to move forward, Lu Bu soon caught up with the army supporting Wancheng.
As for the enemy generals guarding the city, some escaped, some were killed, and the rest wisely chose to surrender.
"The sweet potatoes haven't been steamed yet. They have to wait a while before they can be fried. If you want to eat anything else, I'll cook it for you."
Yuan Shu was already unpopular, and his violent conquests in Nanyang had already aroused public anger. These soldiers were also quite complaining. Now seeing Xu Huang coming to kill him, they immediately changed their banners and joined the imperial army.
"Mom, if you want to eat anything, just tell me. I'll have it ready for Guiying to take over."
In Water Margin, Zen Master Zhiyuan, who was closing his eyes to rest in the world of Yue, soon felt that his physical condition had recovered a lot. At the same time, he also heard the Buddha's oracle again:
There is a huge word "Yuan" printed on the military flag. Obviously, this is Yuan Shu's army that robbed food.
Zhiyuan saluted silently:
"Eating the sweetness of the world will make you realize the suffering of all sentient beings. If you don't experience the taste of sweetness, how can you save all sentient beings?"
"The poor monk will take care of it on his own, please don't worry, Madam!"
After hanging up the phone, Li Yu was about to go upstairs when Mu Guiying appeared with a stainless steel basin. Obviously, she already knew that she wanted to fry sweet potato balls and specially picked a large basin.
As she was watching, the woman raised her head in confusion. Perhaps she felt the aura of the empress. Her frown suddenly spread, and a peaceful smile appeared on her face.
Li Yu had nothing to do and cooked a lot of delicious food for her. After the sweet potato balls were fried, he specially boiled some syrup and poured it on the freshly fried meatballs.
We don’t know how to express our love, so we can only keep making delicious food. Fortunately, Guiying does this.
Ksitigarbha was deeply moved by the words of Empress Houtu. He tasted a sweet potato ball filled with syrup and soon entered a state of trance.
The empress shared another scene in his mind. On the vast plain, a large army was marching towards Wancheng carrying carts of food.
Lu Zhishen touched his big round head:
"The host in the palace is so tired, so don't just mess around. What if something goes wrong?"
Then, he removed the hanging tank of the firefighting drone and replaced it with a loudspeaker. He repeatedly announced in the city that the imperial army had arrived and that all people should stay at home and not go out.
In the B\u0026B restaurant, Li Yu was eating noodles when Zhao Dahu walked in excitedly carrying a silver spear:
"Haha, Zhao Zilong's bright silver gun is ready. It is made of impact steel and has a moire decoration on the gun barrel, which can effectively prevent slipping. The tip of the gun has increased sharpness and blood grooves, making it sharper and making wounds less likely to heal... …I’m designing a silver helmet and armor, the same color as this thing, and I’ll give you a set at half the price.”
These foods were quickly placed on the dining tables of various empresses and virgins under the escort of Zhang Daoling, the number one food delivery person in the Three Realms. Mr. Li's cooking skills were highly praised by the gods.
Mu Guiying waved her hand:
"I was full and couldn't eat anything else. I asked the master to help me eliminate it. She actually asked me to come to you and said that you would feel less uncomfortable after rubbing your belly a few times. Is it true? You can do this again? Woolen cloth?"
Good guy, when it comes to you, the old Zhao family, you are so enthusiastic, Yuwen Chengdu has been waiting in line for several days and you just turn a blind eye, right?
Li Yu looked at this retro-style modern spear and felt that it really fit Zhao Yun's temperament.
This guy has almost finished reading "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". He knows very well what Zhao Yun likes to say, and he even asked netizens on real-world Q\u0026A websites for tips on how to deal with Zhao Yun.
Everyone's face was filled with the joy of the harvest. Even the unsmiling Wen Zhong was working with the people and enjoying the happiness brought by the harvest.
"It's totally wrong for General Fengxian to miss him so much!"
"The young monk saw the contented smiles of the people and understood the essence of contentment. At the same time, he also understood that it is better to remove the [bitterness] blindly than to add more [sweetness]. Thank you for your advice!"
As soon as the picture changed, the field scenery in his mind turned into a clean and tidy courtyard. There was a vegetable patch in the courtyard, and all kinds of common vegetables in the real world were grown here.
Li Yu smiled:
"If you know it was used by Zhao Yun, he should really be able to fiddle with the AK47."
Li Yu: "..."
In order to increase the people's sense of identity, Xun Chen specially arranged for Wancheng locals to speak out.
In the novel, Zhao Yun's eldest brother passed away not long after the Battle of Hulao Pass. While Zhao Yun was returning home to mourn, Gongsun Zan was killed by Yuan Shao, and the ever-victorious general had nowhere to go until he met the embarrassed Liu Bei. The two monarchs and ministers Only then can we renew our relationship.
With the help of technological equipment from the real world, capturing the unsuspecting Wancheng is not a big problem.
Empress Houtu smiled softly:
"You have lived in the underworld for a long time and have been exposed to all the suffering in the world. You need some sweetness to neutralize it, so that you can develop in a coordinated way... After a while, you will be able to walk freely in the world and learn more about people's livelihood. My godson said , The smoke and fire in the world most comforts the hearts of mortals. In fact, this statement also applies to gods. "
Lu Bu said:
Although the cavalry cannot participate in the defense of the city, they can clear out Yuan Shu's siege army, and can even cooperate inside and outside to form a counter-siege, surprising the Skeleton King.
"Young monk obeys the order!"
"I don't feel anything. Just rub it a few more times."
After autumn plowing is over, it’s time to plant winter wheat to prepare for the next year’s bumper harvest.
The imperial army of more than 10,000 people entered Wancheng from multiple gaps in the north, west, and east of the city, and quickly cleared out the defenders here.
But it is a bit difficult to defend. It is getting late now, and mobilizing the people is prone to trouble. Xu Huang plans to open the granary tomorrow, use food to mobilize the people, and then use the work-for-relief method to call on the people to join in the work of repairing the city wall. middle.
Empress Houtu nodded:
"Mom, have you turned on beauty treatments?"
"Yun originally planned to meet with His Majesty first and then pick up his brother and younger sister after he becomes an official. I heard that General Gao said that he was about to attack Hedong. It won't be too late to pick him up after the war is over."
"Lie down and rest for a while. Don't drink water. Drink it after digestion."
Good guy, you want to fall in love and have a group of advisers, right?
But since Queen Mu has brought it up, it would be a bit worse to do it without a kiss... Thinking of this, Li Yu bent down and kissed Mu Guiying on the forehead:
"After a nap, your stomach will feel better. I'm going out first. Just be good."
Mu Guiying, who was having intimate contact with the opposite sex for the first time, blushed, shyly covered her head with the quilt, and murmured:
"Thank you...thank you husband!"