dognovel Chapter 197
Chapter 197
"Child, do you know about becoming a god?"
As soon as I thought of "The Romance of the Gods", the gentle voice of Empress Nuwa sounded in my mind.
Li Yu was delighted:
"Hey, you're not angry? It looks like there's a lot of hope."
But as soon as he thought of this, he felt a pain in his head, and finally felt the old mother's brain collapse again... Should he say it or not, it still hurt.
"Apotheosis is a conspiracy against the human race, Jiejiao, and saints. At the time, I thought it was a good thing, but now that I look back, I realize that it was not the case."
The empress' voice was neither sad nor happy, but Li Yu could hear deep annoyance.
Sure enough, becoming a god is not as simple as it seems!
"Brother Li, please rest here while I go to inspect the area first."
Wu Song saw that Li Yu was silent and his expression was sometimes painful and sometimes worried. He guessed that he was communicating with Nuwa, so he proposed to patrol nearby to see if anyone was around.
Li Yu nodded, and when Wu Song walked away, Empress Nuwa's voice sounded again:
"This person has the mark of Xuannv on his body. Is he Wu Song, the Sky-Scarred Star of the Water Margin world?"
Li Yu hummed and asked in his mind what he had been confused about:
"I brought Erlang to the real world and cut off his chance to become a god. Did this help him or harm him?"
"It seems you know nothing about gods..."
Nuwa chuckled lightly and briefly introduced to Li Yu the whole process of the gods coming to earth to experience.
After the gods descend to the earth, they will be reincarnated and have a new human identity. When the experience is over, the human identity will automatically disappear, and it is still the gods themselves who go to heaven.
Of course, there are exceptions.
For example, Yue Fei, although he was the reincarnation of the Buddhist Golden-winged Dapeng, was named the God of Thunder in Heaven because of his outstanding performance in the human world.
What does the reincarnation of the Buddhist Golden-winged Dapeng have to do with my Prince Yue in this world?
After being sealed as the God of Thunder, the merits earned by the Golden-winged Dapeng in the human world will naturally be counted in heaven.
Tsk, it turns out that gods also engage in office fights like this.
"For the long life of gods, a hundred years in the human world is as short as a dream... Wu Song is a dream of Tianshangxing. You did not harm him, but helped him get rid of the shackles of fate and have a new life. self."
You are truly the mother of all human beings, you are really good at comforting people... Knowing that Wu Song was not delayed, Li Yu felt inexplicably relieved.
He brought the topic back to the Conferred God:
"The story of Fengshen comes from a novel called "Fengshen Yanyi". I don't know if I have the same experience as my empress. How about I give you the book first and you can make a decision after reading it?"
Nuwa was silent for a while and then suddenly said:
"I have watched the entire plot from your consciousness... An internal fight in the Taoist sect has benefited the Western religion, but the most serious loss is the human world. This is my fault."
Um?
Don't you care about the poems written by Nuwa Palace?
Li Yu didn't expect the empress to blame herself so much, so he quickly said:
"There is still room for redemption now. As long as I open that world, we can start over again...will those saints turn their backs and directly reestablish themselves as water, fire and wind?"
In "The Romance of the Gods", when the leader of Tongtian was completely defeated, he once mentioned that he should reestablish the earth, water, fire, and wind. Simply put, it means restarting the entire world and starting over.
If the saint in the book restarts the world as soon as the plot is modified, it will be unplayable.
Empress Nuwa laughed:
"Silly boy, the re-establishment of earth, water, fire and wind will cause the tragic death of hundreds of millions of living beings. Even a saint cannot bear this kind of cause and effect. Three of the six saints in the prehistoric era have transformed into Tao. Even if you open the world in the book, the characters are still imitations of the Tao of Heaven, no matter how they develop. , will not reopen the world."
Li Yu was a little confused:
"Even Hongjun has not yet transformed into the Dao in the Conferred Gods. If that world is opened, shouldn't everything return to the starting point?"
"Transformation is irreversible. Otherwise, as saints, we can keep retracing time and delay the transformation indefinitely. Do you think Heaven will agree?"
I don’t create it, and I have never had tea and chat with Tiandao... Li Yu didn’t expect that the saint’s transformation into Taoism was irreversible. This is actually equivalent to reducing the difficulty of the world of gods.
After all, as long as the saint doesn't overturn the table, the rest of the struggle will be much easier.
Well, we still have to find a way to weaken the heaven. This is the key point. It is best to promote atheism and preach that man can conquer heaven and so on, so as to give the Jade Emperor some color.
"Who are the three people who transformed the Tao?"
"Tai Shang, Tong Tian, Jie Yin... Now only Zhunti, Yuan Shi and I are left."
Eh?
The leader of Tongtian, the most humane person, has become a Taoist?
He would get angry, turn over the table, and even stand up for his apprentice. No matter what, it would never be his turn to become a Taoist, right?
Yuanshi Tianzun, on the other hand, was like an old silver coin in the whole "Feng Shen Yan Yi". He eventually harmed his junior brother and enriched the Western Cult.
"Tongtian transformed into the Dao in Zixiao Palace. I don't know the specific process. As for Yuanshi, after he sent his disciples to the West to teach, he followed the sage's injunctions and never appeared again."
Good guy, I originally thought that the empress, a ten thousand-year-old otaku, would be enough of a headache, but I didn’t expect that there was also a heavyweight otaku... Li Yu just thought of this, and his head hurt several times.
"Damn kid, who are you calling a nerd? Don't think that you can program me because I don't know modern vocabulary. Last Yuanhui, I went to the outer reaches of the universe to collect Chaos God Thunder."
Yuanhui?
Is this a unit of time?
As soon as he thought of this, Li Yu had some more knowledge about cultivating immortals in his mind, including the unit of time.
After he finished reading, he saw the time of the Yuanhui representative:
【Twenty-nine thousand six hundred years】
Oh my god, the last time I went out was 120,000 years ago. Is it wrong to say that you have been a homebody for ten thousand years?
Li Yu asked so confidently that the empress didn't know how to answer, so she had to give this naughty boy a few brain breaks in the name of kindness.
After teaching Li Yu a lesson, the empress ordered:
"If the world you open can appoint a person, choose Zishou. When he comes, bring him directly to my statue, and I will add a hint to his heart."
In the few years since Prince Zhou became emperor, he worked hard to govern the country, bring peace to the country and bring peace to the people, and the entire Shang Dynasty was filled with new vitality.
But when he went to the Nuwa Palace to offer incense, he was blown by a gust of evil wind, and he felt as if he was possessed by a ghost. Not only did he write a poem about the Queen, but he also started his mediocre and extravagant ruling career.
But the Yin Shang Dynasty had such a strong foundation that it took him twenty-eight years to bring an end to the entire dynasty.
If Zishou can be brought to the real world, the empress can implant a psychological suggestion into him so that he will no longer be invaded by the evil wind.
Upon hearing this arrangement, Li Yu asked curiously:
"Then can you implant in me a psychological suggestion of making a fortune, so that I can be more motivated to work hard?"
Or implant a psychological suggestion that she is not afraid of the haunted house, wait until next time Professor Zhou will take advantage of it, drag her directly in, and shock her for a whole year!
"It's useless. All my divine power has no effect in the real world. I can only use it in the book world... Do you want to go to the book world?"
Li Yu thought of the scene in the book where he was surrounded by a group of gods, and quickly gave up the idea:
"No, no, I'm very satisfied to be able to listen to your teachings, but I don't dare to expect anything else."
The empress was amused by this guy's performance:
"You even brag about being the savior of several worlds, yet you are so cowardly."
Li Yu chatted with his wife for a while. Seeing that it was getting late, he called Wu Song and the two strolled back.
When she was about five hundred meters away from Qianqiu Pool, Nuwa said:
"The most I can sense is here, no further than that. Go to bed early, and don't forget to buy me a cup of fresh fruit tea topped with cheese and milk tomorrow. It's 70% sugar."
Tsk, with this skillful way of ordering food, I can maintain my humanity better than ordinary people, and there is no need to worry about transformation.
Back at the B\u0026B, Wu Song heard some movement in the warehouse and went to be a sparring partner with a flashlight. Li Yu was thinking about opening up the world of gods and was not in the mood to watch a few muscular men fighting each other, so he went to the study.
He picked up "The Romance of the Gods" from the bookshelf and read it carefully from the beginning.
The beginning of the chapter is that the Shang Dynasty has a destiny, and it will end in Zishou's generation. It is a destiny at the level of heaven. If you want to interfere, you have to send someone to that world.
But in a world where gods and immortals are everywhere and people are martyred everywhere, no one wants to go there in modern times, right?
When Zishou comes out, I'll discuss it with my empress, bring some dirt from modern society into it, and then bother her to create someone else.
The pinched person can disrupt the secret of heaven, and you don't have to worry about messing around there. It's the best of both worlds.
I have to have a good chat with Gouzi later. No matter how perfect the plan is, it can only be realized through Gouzi, otherwise it will just become empty talk.
"Sir, what is an infinite non-repeating decimal?"
While he was thinking about it, Diao Chan was holding a book to ask for math questions.
Li Yu came back to his senses, explained it to her seriously, and then wrote on the paper:
"This is the symbol of pi, the most famous infinite non-repeating decimal. There are still scientists working tirelessly to calculate this number."
He said some jokes about pi, which surprised the little girl:
"Mathematics feels so magical. I must study hard in the future and not embarrass my husband."
I made the same vow in front of my parents when I was in junior high school, and then I got 59 points on the algebra test... Li Yu handed the book to Diao Chan:
"The statue of the empress is ready. If you are not busy, you can go and pray."
"Okay, okay, I have to praise Sister Guiying, she is so good to me."
The Hanfu store organized another live broadcast two days ago, and the sales were once again overwhelming. The little miser was so happy that he followed the netizens and shouted "Queen" several times.
The leader of Mu village was very happy when he heard this and rewarded him with a gold brick without saying a word.
This is higher than the income from live streaming with goods. No wonder the little girl is so happy that she goes to the empress to blow Mu Guiying's rainbow fart. Such generosity is indeed worthy of a wave of praise.
"Bring a cup of the newly released Xueding green tea to your empress tomorrow. She must have never drank it... Sir, what are you doing with "The Romance of the Gods"?"
Diao Chan was thinking about the blessing plan when she saw "The Romance of the Gods" on the table and became interested.
Li Yu didn’t hide it either:
"We are ready to open this world, but it is hard to say when exactly it will be opened. Everything needs to be explored."
Now that the worlds of five books have been opened, with another book of Fengshen, the quota of the six worlds that Gouzi hinted at before will be full, and other worlds will not be opened in the future.
But...the dog just bit him, so it doesn't necessarily mean there are six books.
Moreover, it was upgraded again on New Year's Eve, so the number of worlds in the book that can be controlled should also increase.
Diao Chan silently downloaded the e-book "The Romance of the Gods" on her mobile phone, and also collected some videos explaining the novel. She planned to lie in bed and watch it for a while before going to bed to understand the general content.
Li Yu said:
"Don't stay up too late and look at your mobile phone with the light on, so you don't end up wearing myopia glasses at a young age."
"I know, sir, don't be too late to play games, be careful Sister Zhou teaches you a lesson!"
Gee, do you really think I'm afraid of her?
At around ten o'clock in the evening, Li Yu came to the kitchen, turned on the gas stove, put a pan on, spread some butter on the bottom of the pan, and started frying the steak.
Wait until the steak is browned on both sides and serve it out, then cut it while it's still hot, then sprinkle some large grains of sea salt on it, and then take it to the study.
As soon as I arrived in the study, I saw Brother Dao lying on the carpet, as if he was about to sleep.
But when he saw the steak that had just been fried, he stood up and ran happily to Li Yu. He even rubbed his trouser leg with his head to thank him for the sudden midnight snack.
Li Yu did not pour the meat directly into the dog basin, but picked up a piece and put it into his mouth:
"Don't tell me, it tastes really good. Do you want to eat it?"
"Woo-"
Brother Dao bared his teeth and growled, very dissatisfied with this kind of fraud.
Li Yu calmly threw "The Romance of the Gods" onto the carpet and stated the conditions:
"Can you open this world and set Shang Zishou as the administrator? The beginning is about him going to Nuwa Palace to offer incense. You'd better drag him out before that."
After hearing the conditions, Brother Dao looked at "The Romance of the Gods" on the ground, suddenly stood up and lay down on the other side of the carpet.
It's so difficult, I think you came here specifically to entertain me!
Seeing that this guy was not cooperating, Li Yu felt that his plan was about to fail.
Shit, before the saint in the world of gods could lift the table, Gouzi gave up the game... He quickly poured the meat into the dog basin and placed it in front of Brother Dao:
"If you have any difficulties, just tell me. I will help you solve them. How can you get emotional?"
The dog lowered his head to eat the meat and whined a few times, but Li Yu couldn't understand it at all.
In desperation, he had to take out his trump card:
"Actually, I still have two world rules that I haven't told you. If I tell you, can you pull Zi Shou out of the book?"
Gouzi, who was eating meat, was all excited. He looked up at Li Yu, his eyes full of disbelief:
"Woof?"
Like an old father accompanying his children into adolescence, Li Yu put his arms around Gouzi's neck and said:
"You eat first, and after that we can have a frank talk. It's time to talk about your growth."
Brother Dao rolled his eyes, always feeling that these words sounded strange.
It quickly finished the steak in the basin, and was particularly fond of washing its face with its paws. Then it squatted on the carpet again, with sincerity in its eyes.
Li Yu took the writing board used to lecture Diao Chan and wrote down the numbers 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 14, 100, 1000 and other numbers on it, and then placed it in front of Brother Dao:
"If I tell you two more world rules, how many books can you control?"
He read the numbers out one by one, and then drew another circle in a corner:
"If none of these numbers are correct, just click this circle and I'll understand."
Brother Dao shook the tip of his tail and finally put his paw on 10.
Damn it, I said that after upgrading, the number of books controlled will also increase, and it is indeed the case.
It seems that I will summarize the rules in the book more in the future and let Gouzi upgrade his level. Maybe there will be another administrator for each book.
After confirming that the quota was not used up, Li Yu asked again:
"I'll give you two rules of the world. You drag Zi Shou out. Is that okay?"
Brother Dao didn't hide anything this time and nodded seriously.
Clearly, it needs these rules.
"Then we've agreed, come on, give me a high five!"
Gouzi raised his paw and patted Li Yu's hand speechlessly, just like those children playing childish games with their parents.
After high-fiving, Li Yu turned on the computer and told Qin Qiong the rules of the world that he had sacrificed his life for.
After hearing this, Brother Dao ran around the study excitedly, then went downstairs to have fun in the front and backyard. Then he happily returned to the study and fell asleep with "The Romance of the Gods" on his pillow.
Oops, this is it?
Li Yu felt relieved. He closed the door of the study and returned to his room. He washed up first and then lay on the bed. Just as he was about to play games, something suddenly occurred to him and he sent a message to Diao Chan:
"Stop playing with your phone and go to sleep!"
The little girl immediately made a frightened expression:
"I just turned on the small desk lamp. How do you know I'm not asleep yet?"
"Guess!"
In room 201, Diao Chan punched the pig pillow next to her with an annoyed look:
"You actually checked the post, sir, you are so bad!"
She responded with an OK gesture, put her phone aside, turned off the desk lamp, and started to sleep with her arms around the piggy pillow next to her. But as soon as she closed her eyes, she couldn't help but hit the piggy's butt twice.
The next morning, when Li Yu got up for a run, he went to the study and took a look. The dog was still sleeping, his coat was shiny and his body was stronger.
He didn't bother Gouzi. He went out for a run with Shan Xiongxin and went to the gym to do some strength training. Then he washed his face and went to the restaurant to eat.
After he had eaten and drank enough, he saw the dog coming downstairs like a village cadre, its big paws almost catching up with an adult's hand.
If it continues like this, sooner or later it will turn into a mount.
I don’t know what it feels like to ride a dog into the battlefield... Li Yu thought of the jokes in the music software and raised his hand to rub Brother Dao’s head:
"What's going on? Are you planning to go to Longqishan again to show off? Do you need some food?"
"Woof!"
Brother Dao called out, instead of eating, he ran straight to the gate and ran towards Longqishan.
Yes, I reminded it.
People's good-luck cats always bring wealth to others. You often join in the fun, so why can't you bring some wealth to your home and solve your family's difficulties?
Li Yu muttered a few words and suddenly realized a problem:
"Recently, the live broadcast has been a hit, the tickets to scenic spots have been sold out, and the B\u0026Bs are full...could it be that the lucky cat took advantage of Gouzi's sake, right?"