dognovel Chapter 161
Chapter 161
Chapter 161
“Quack quack! Old Maozi, keep on blowing, why don’t you blow? Can’t blow anymore? Quickly blow it to my lord!”
“Is the scumbag still kind? Be kind! Look how kind the scumbag smiles!”
“The scumbag is more ruthless, don’t hide it, let them understand what a capitalist family is!”
“Wow~ these are comfortable, let’s see how the foreigners~ how to wash the floor!”
“In these days, there are people who believe that the scumbag is kind. It can only be said that they are really-too kind.”
“Don’t stop, scumbag, and abuse the little bamboo rat a little more. It’s okay. This bamboo rat seems to be in good health.”
“That’s right, I think the little bamboo rat can run faster, with whips and candle oil to serve!”
exactly
Domestic netizens burst out laughing!
Seeing the foreigners collectively deflated, the cheerful atmosphere was a bit more joyful than the Chinese New Year.
There is nothing funnier than bullying foreign devils.
After seeing the comments of Yanxia netizens, the foreigners turned pale again, and even their livers began to tremble!
Leather whip, candle oil!
Even more cruel!
The Orientals are all shaking S, it’s too scary, you must not provoke it!
No, you can’t even watch them!
Otherwise, if they are caught by them, even if it is not guaranteed for the evening.
They glanced at the little bamboo rat, their eyes filled with distress.
…………
After doing it for a while, the bowl in Chu Zihang’s hands was finally ready.
Chu Zihang picked up the strands of hair and cut it gently from the bottom of the drawn bowl embryo, and a mud bowl was cut off from the workbench. The incision was smooth and flat, making the mud bowl beautiful and artistic, which was wonderful.
It’s just that no one was in the mood to focus on the mud bowl at this time, and they all looked at Big Brother Bamboo Rat with distress or amusing.
Now, it’s the protagonist!
Big Brother Bamboo Rat really couldn’t run at this time, he was tired lying on the running wheel and gasping for breath, his face was helpless.
After a while, I lost at least two taels of meat in weight loss, which is very fruitful.
After putting the bowl in place, Chu Zihang came to the running wheel, put the big brother bamboo rat in his palm, massaged it gently twice, then patted its head and praised:
“Yes, I ran very well. It’s not bad for being the elder brother of Bamboo Rat. He has a leading role. I will reward you with a sip of wine in the evening. Don’t be unhappy, I’m helping you lose weight, and I’m good to you.”
“Squeak~”
Big Brother Bamboo Rat finally opened some of his drooping eyes when he heard his favorite drink, and let out a weak snort.
That sad little appearance makes those who see it sad and those who hear it cry.
The tearful audience burst into tears in an instant, and this time, the foreigner no longer believes in Chu Zihang’s nonsense!
“Slap a sweet jujube! Bamboo rat has been fooled again!”
“It’s miserable, it’s miserable! With the temperament of the little bamboo rat, who is addicted to alcohol, this time”
“”
After appeasing Big Rat, Chu Zihang put it on the haystack and let it rest.
“Okay, change to the next one, who of you wants to play with big toys?”
Afterwards, Chu Zihang looked at the pile of pottery clay that remained, and turned his gaze to the other little bamboo rats, with a bright smile on his face.
But at this time, the other little bamboo rats also discovered the boredom of this big toy.
Isn’t this a tired fool?
Especially seeing that the most mighty big rat is so tired, the little bamboo rats are scared!
“Have a drink after a run!”
Seeing how they resisted, Chu Zihang took out the raging wine that he had tried a hundred times. He didn’t believe that these little alcoholics were not fooled.
“Squeak!”
Don’t do it!
Definitely don’t do it!
The little bamboo rats hesitated for a while, but after seeing the miserable appearance of Big Brother Rat, they all shook their heads firmly and stepped back in fear.
“NICE!”
“The little bamboo rats have become smart, and finally they are not fooled!”
“It’s not enough to deceive once, and you want to deceive a second time? Do you really think the little bamboo rat is a stupid pig?”
After the audience saw this scene, they finally let go of their hearts. They were really afraid that they would be deceived again because of their greed.
Chu Zihang frowned. He didn’t expect these little guys to be able to resist even fine wine. It’s a bit powerful.
“Okay. If you don’t run, you won’t run. If you don’t want to run, why would I force you to run? After all, this old man is not a devil.”
Chu Zihang shrugged and said very generously.
With his words, netizens were a little relieved, although they did not agree with his second half.
But suddenly, Chu Zihang’s words changed:
“If you don’t run, you won’t run. The fat little bamboo rat is the best food. Whether it’s braised or steamed, it’s a first-class delicacy. I’ll see who of you is the fattest.”
Saying that, Chu Zihang took a sip of saliva, and his critical gaze was on the little bamboo rats!
“squeak!!!”
The bamboo rats were so frightened that they froze all over, their tails stood up, and they turned into JPGs in one second!
Devil!
You also said that you are not the devil! !
Chu Zihang said a word, and the temperature in the live broadcast room plummeted, like turning on the air conditioner in dog days.
This time, no matter how slow foreign netizens are, they have also reacted!
This handsome and kind-hearted little brother in front of me is a devil!
Still the devil! ! !
An existence more terrifying than Hannibal!
Bamboo rat is so cute, he actually wants to eat bamboo rat!
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And it is too despicable to say those shameless words in a high-sounding manner!
“Squeak!”
After a brief silence, the fattest one came out with a ‘wow’ cry, how painful and aggrieved his expression was.
Judging by the big brother’s ‘love’ for it and its tonnage, if he wants to eat it, it must be gone.
In order to survive, it can only desperately.
“Yes, Danny is very courageous. I like Danny the most, so I definitely won’t eat it.”
Chu Zihang smiled slightly, squeezed Dian Dian into his hands and praised him twice.
“squeak–!”
Dumbly called out aggrievedly, and began to act like a spoiled child.
“Go, let me run two laps up and see, you look fat like a pig, you must lose weight!”
Chu Zihang slapped its head suddenly and said seriously.
Act like a spoiled brat with him, there is no door!
……
After hearing Chu Zihang’s words, Zhu Zhu shuddered in horror and went for a run!
lose weight!
It also wants to lose weight!
Chu Zihang raised his eyes and saw Zhu Zhu’s fearful look, with a hint of joy on his face.
“Piggy loves sports so much, how could I forget it.”
“In this way, the pig is more powerful, and when a more violent engine is needed in the future, a pig-pig brand perpetual motion engine can be invented.”
“With the perpetual motion engine, it will be much simpler to climb the technology in the future. At that time, it is not impossible to replace the pottery-making platform with other platforms, such as surface grinding and power generation.”
Chu Zihang looked at its back and murmured, as if he had discovered a magical technology tree!
“Humph~”
Pig Pig was so frightened that he almost fell over.
And the audience was also frightened by these few words.
“I’m making up! Scumbag, this technology tree is a little crooked!”
“Master scum, please be a person! Do you have the nerve to light up such a technology tree?”
“Fast forward to the age of steampunk!”
“Fast forward to the age of the Heretic God!”
“Pig go well!”
“Pig, let’s go against it! This person is too shameless to be your eldest brother! I will be your eldest brother!”
For the first time, netizens at home and abroad reached a consensus. For the first time, there was no quarrel. Instead, they warmed up in a group.
And this is also the first time that foreign netizens call Chu Zihang a scumbag!
It’s not scum, it’s scum.
He is the devil!
He is the evil god!
He’s a mad scientist who goes astray!
If it goes on like this, I’m afraid that Blue Star’s technology tree will make him crooked. . . .
PS: The status is better, there will be another update in a while, and the 4D update can be completed. zero.