dognovel Chapter 211 Brothers In Distress Gathered In The Cesspool
Chapter 211 Brothers In Distress Gathered In The Cesspool
Walked out of the office building and was about to drive away.
Suddenly seeing Xu Damao's sneaky appearance, Wang Techang had an idea flash in his mind.
Look at this, there is another good show to watch.
Hanging behind Xu Damao, some distance away, Wang Techang followed leisurely.
When he saw the public toilet, Wang Techang knew what Xu Damao wanted to do. This guy really cared about food and not fights.
Now Shazhu is worried about not being able to find a lost egg, a life of dereliction of duty, and the anger of being reduced to a toilet sweeper.
Wouldn't it be better to mess with Silly Zhu at this time than to light a lamp in the toilet and look for shit?
Sure enough, Silly Zhu's voice came out after a while: "Xu Damao, you are so instigated that you can't do it anymore. You can pee everywhere. What else can you do, you are a waste?"
After hearing this, Xu Damao said disdainfully: "At least I can play with women, but you can only stare."
"puff."
Wang Techang couldn't help it. This one had no eggs and the other was neutered. They were almost the same. They are really brothers in distress.
After hearing this, Shazhu gasped for breath, but thinking of his current situation, he clenched his fists and endured it.
Just because you don't dare to hit someone doesn't mean you don't dare to say harsh words.
"Xu Damao, I think you want to be beaten, right?"
Seeing that Silly Zhu didn't dare to touch him here, Xu Damao became even more arrogant.
"Silly Zhu, there are so many things here, why don't you come and clean them quickly? Really, you are reduced to cleaning public toilets, and you don't have any eyesight? Do you want me to complain that you are not active in work and have a problem with your thinking?"
After hearing this, Shazhu shouted angrily: "Xu Damao."
"Silly Zhu, do you dare to hit me here? I won't even fight back. As long as you can't beat me to death, I will report you to the security department. This is not a place in the courtyard where Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady cover the sky with one hand. "
Wang Techang was very happy after listening to it. He was worthy of being called Xu Damao. He has such a good temperament. Standard villain behavior, if you are in trouble, I will add insult to injury and trample you to death.
Silly Zhu gritted his teeth and said: "Xu Damao, you left after using the public toilet. Do you still want to live here?"
He kept reminding himself to be calm and not impulsive. Once he fell into Xu Damao's tricks, this job would be difficult.
Even though he is cleaning public toilets now, his cooking skills are still there and he will be able to return to the cafeteria sooner or later.
It's just that Xu Damao came prepared. How could he be let go so easily?
"Silly Zhu, you come home from get off work smelling like shit and urine. Can your wife and mother let you into the house and get on the bed?"
If Wang Techang didn't want to show up, he would definitely give Xu Damao a thumbs up.
Swearing is meant to expose weaknesses, and just poke at the weak spots.
In the eggless life, wife and mother-in-law Jia Zhang, even Wang Techang next to her feels a little intolerable.
Unexpectedly, Shazhu endured it.
"Shut up, Xu Damao, do you need an outsider to take care of my family affairs?"
After hearing this, Xu Damao touched a cigarette and lit it up and said: "Silly Zhu, how can you say this? As a person in the courtyard, as the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. Don't I care about you? Isn't that what Yi Zhonghai said? Bullshit?"
Silly Zui's face became more and more distorted, and he said with a ferocious face: "Xu Damao, I'll say it again, get out of here early, I have to work."
Xu Damao said with a mean look on his face: "Didn't you see me smoking? The public toilet is so big, you wouldn't just find a place to clean it? Why would you choose me? Are you deliberately trying to cause trouble?"
After Si Zhu heard this, his eyes turned red and he almost ran away.
Gritting his teeth, he said, "Okay, I'll clean the rest first."
Xu Damao deliberately wanted to anger Si Zhu today and took the opportunity to take revenge to the end. But I didn't expect Shazhu's endurance to be so strong today.
Silly Zhu, who usually sticks to this point, has been able to persist for so long.
Suddenly, a smile appeared on Xu Damao's lips.
"Silly Zhu, now that Jia Dongxu is dead, Qin Huairu has become a widow. If your egg hadn't been gone, maybe you could have kissed Fangze, who was the white moonlight of your entire youth.
She would rather starve her own sister than support someone else's daughter-in-law.
Seeing the opportunity coming, you can't use it. You also married her mother-in-law and raised her son along with it. You, the step-father-in-law, are really fulfilling your duties.
Three generations of the Jia family have been supported by you. You are really a great benefactor to the Zhou family. "
Silly Zhu's eyes were filled with rage, but he was not completely angry. If it hadn't been for that night, he would have seen a lot more clearly.
Xu Damao had been beaten violently for a long time, and now it was like a fly buzzing in his ear.
Wang Techang is a little curious, has this silly column changed? In the eggless life, even his temperament has become softer?
Can you still allow Xu Damao to make sarcastic remarks? Even Qin Huairu has brought it up. How can you still bear it?
It seems that I have to re-examine Silly Pillar.
Seeing that sarcasm was useless, Xu Damao lost interest.
"Silly Zhu, there is something here that makes me panic. Come over and clean it up quickly. It affects my mood when going to the toilet and I can't pull it out."
Silly Zhu said expressionlessly: "Xu Damao, get out of here when you're done urinating, don't bother me here."
Xu Damao said disdainfully: "You, a public toilet sweeper, can you still control whether I can continue to poop after peeing?"
Silly Zhu patiently said: "Then change a place. This is not a pit. With such a bad mouth, it's best to drop it and eat some poop to wake up."
Xu Damao laughed after hearing this and said: "Haha, silly Zhu, have you cleared your mind after dealing with feces and urine all day? It turns out that public toilets can also refresh people?"
Wang Techang was stamping his feet when he heard it outside, but he felt that the taste was a bit too strong.
Xu Damao was really hurt. Will his legs be broken by Silly Zhu in the courtyard this time?
After Si Zhu heard this, his patience turned into anger. As soon as he threw away the broom in his hand, he wanted to go over and beat Xu Damao violently.
Xu Damao initially thought that Silly Zhu would not take action because he would have no place to run in the public toilet.
When Silly Zhu arrived in front of him, he completely panicked, and his instinctive reaction was to retreat. This was a habit formed by being beaten by Silly.
But he forgot that there was a toilet behind it. His feet were unbalanced and he fell directly into the pit, but luckily he caught Si Zhu's feet in danger.
He said in a panic: "Silly Zhu, pull me up quickly, I will stop making trouble."
Seeing this, Silly Zhu grinned and said, "If you have a bad mouth, go in and eat some gold to wake up."
Xu Damao said in a panic: "Silly Zhu, you dare, if you dare, I will definitely report you for pushing me into the public toilet.
Silhouette smiled gloomily and said, "It's okay, just go ahead and report it."
At this moment, he figured it out. With his craftsmanship, he could not starve to death anywhere, so why should he be angry with his grandson Xu Damao?
Grinning, he raised his other foot ferociously and was about to step Xu Damao into the cesspool.
But he forgot that Xu Damao grabbed one of his feet and when he lifted it up, Xu Damao gritted his teeth and pulled hard. 903 The expression on Silly Zhu's face finally changed. Although he wanted Xu Damao to go into the manure kang, he didn't want to.
But there was no if, the two of them fell in one after another,
There were two thuds and he struggled desperately.
Not too polite. . . .
When Wang Techang heard the sound, he was a little dumbfounded. What kind of operation was this? Both of them fell into the pit?
Then I took a closer look and saw that they were everywhere in the public toilet.
These two brothers are in trouble, their love is stronger than gold.
Just when they were about to call someone to save them, they heard a voice.
Wang Techang turned to a deserted place and left directly.
After a while, a shout came: "Silly Zhu and Xu Damao fell into the cesspool, there are too many people here."
Wang Techang stood not far away and watched all this.
I have to say that people nowadays really like to join in the fun. As soon as this voice was shouted, people came one after another, and they were passed on one by one, and soon it was full of people.
Even the six sons were holding bamboo poles and were ready to catch people.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, don't get in the way."
When the security department walked to the latrine, Liu Zi shouted: "Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, hurry up and grab the bamboo pole.
After a while, Liuzi came out with a black line on his face to defend Ke Renren's lottery.
After their efforts, the person was finally rescued.
After the people from the security department had finished walking, two golden men walked out from behind, covered in blood. . .
There was even a little bit on his mouth. .
All of a sudden, everyone ran away, and no one continued to watch, really. . .
His whole body is covered with gold. It blinds everyone's senses.
Wang Techang had already returned to the security office, squatting on the ground with a cigarette in his mouth, waiting for the six sons to return in triumph.
Thank you everyone.