dognovel Chapter 762 What's wrong with shipping couples?
Chapter 762 What's wrong with shipping couples?
Yu Shijiu didn't understand why the baby-faced male player had suddenly become so excited. She looked at him suspiciously several times until his expression became increasingly stiff before she finally said:
"Tell Lu Chusheng that our team will definitely win first place in the guild competition, so he won't be too upset."
"..."
The baby-faced male player's expression immediately twisted, and he squeezed out a sentence through gritted teeth:
"Wait, wait a minute, is this all you wanted me to bring?"
"if not?"
Yu Shijiu stared at him blankly: "Once the guild competition starts, we'll all be opponents. Am I supposed to pray for your monitoring team?"
"..."
That...that seems to make some sense...
The baby-faced male player silently wiped his face and muttered:
"You're right... I will, I will definitely convey everything you said, I will, I will definitely convey it..."
Only after the baby-faced male player disappeared into the distance did Yu Shijiu finally remember something—he seemed to have forgotten to ask the other person's name.
Isn't that a bit impolite?
Still unfamiliar with etiquette and interpersonal interactions, Yu Shijiu scratched his head and carefully kicked the chubby guy who was clinging to his leg.
"Stop pulling on my pants... they're about to fall down... they're really about to fall down..."
Yu Shijiu paused for a moment while speaking, then replied to He Lingling's message in the chat box: "Okay! I'll be there soon!"
After replying, Yu Shijiu didn't even glance at the flashing red dot in the chat box with Lu Chusheng's name on it, seemingly unconcerned as she swiped past it.
Hehe, no need to worry anymore. Tonight we're going to eat Chen Ge's cooking, which is a million times better than Lu Chusheng's!
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When the baby-faced male player returned to the inspection team building looking exhausted, he had just wiped his face and straightened up when he was stopped by a female voice from the other side.
"Kang Shaojie! Kang Shaojie! Here! Here!! Here! Can't you hear me?!"
The woman's voice was deliberately lowered, not loud, even somewhat soft, but the male player named Kang Shaojie reacted as if he had heard thunder, turning around and trying to run away immediately—
But it was too late.
The female player, afraid of getting sunburned, immediately noticed he was trying to run away. She angrily emerged from the shadows and grabbed his arm, yelling, "Why are you running?! I just want to ask you something! It won't waste your time!"
"..." Kang Shaojie felt his heart trembling. Hearing this, he helplessly rubbed his forehead and smiled bitterly: "Wang Rui, can't you just stay quietly in the monitoring room and be a freeloader like before?"
"?"
Wang Rui stared at him in astonishment. "How long have I been here? I finally get a day off today because no one in the team has to go into the game. And you can't even stand to see me have a day off?!"
Cambridge tried to explain that's not what she meant: "I meant for you—"
"I don't care! That's what you mean, fine, you pretend we're all good teammates and friends on the surface, but behind my back you want me to work year-round without a break?!"
Wang Rui, filled with righteous indignation, accused him: "Kang Shaojie! I misjudged you! I thought we were best friends! Companions! Comrades-in-arms! But it turns out you have such wolfish ambitions, so despicable—"
"Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!!"
Kang Shaojie, exasperated, interrupted Wang Rui's string of nonsensical adjectives, helplessly:
"How exactly did you learn Chinese? Are these words really used like that?"
"What business is it of yours how I use it?"
Wang Rui retorted directly, grabbing his arm and refusing to let go: "My mouth is on my face, I can say whatever I want!"
Kang Shaojie: "..."
Kang Shaojie gave up: "Alright, alright, tell me, tell me what you want to ask, hurry up, I still have to go see Brother Lu."
"Oh, something's up?" Wang Rui straightened her expression upon hearing this, and released her hand, saying, "Then you go find Brother Lu first, we'll talk again tonight—"
"Wait a minute," Kang Shaojie couldn't help but interrupt her again, saying with a complicated expression, "What do you mean by 'we'll talk about it tonight'? My sister needs to sleep tonight, I don't have time to chat with you."
"……Why."
Upon hearing this, Wang Rui immediately pretended to sob, looking utterly disappointed, and sighed as she said:
"As expected, players like me, forcibly locked up in the monitoring room like parasites, are at the very bottom of the food chain... Even my only good friend has started to look down on me..."
"Wang Rui!"
Young Master Kang's face turned red. "Don't talk nonsense! When have I ever looked down on you? Don't talk nonsense! Ask me what you need to ask, I'm in a hurry!"
Wang Rui, knowing when to stop, asked seriously, "What did Yu Shijiu say to you?"
Kang Shaojie: "?"
He stared at Wang Rui in astonishment: "You came here to ask this?"
"Otherwise, why would I ask?" Wang Rui retorted, rolling her eyes. "I'm a stay-at-home female gamer who doesn't even go into dungeons every day. What's wrong with me shipping couples? Can't I ship them?"
Kang Shaojie: "...Yes."
"Then why aren't you telling me?"
Wang Rui said irritably.
Kang Shaojie was silent for a few seconds, then pinched the bridge of his nose: "It's not that I don't want to say, but... but what Yu Shijiu said, no, it's just one sentence, doesn't seem to have any meaning that's worth shipping, right?"
"So what did he say?"
Wang Rui was very anxious, "Aren't you in a hurry? Why are you dawdling like that!"
“Oh,” Kang Qiao said, “Yu Shijiu told Brother Lu to wait, his team will definitely surpass the monitoring team and take first place in this guild competition.”
"……Gone?"
Wang Rui asked.
“That’s all,” Kang Shaojie nodded honestly. “He just said these few words that are practically the same as a declaration of war.”
Kang Shaojie couldn't help but ask, "Can these words even be knocked over? You can't force them even if you try, can you?"
"...What do you know, you straight man?"
Wang Rui rolled her eyes in annoyance and said quickly, "Based on my years of experience reading Nantong novels before I died—Brother Lu's feelings for Yu Shijiu are definitely not ordinary!"
Kang Shaojie: "..."
Kang Shaojie's lips twitched slightly, and he turned around expressionlessly: "I'm leaving. Keep dreaming. I have things to do. I'm not a freeloader. I'm leaving. Thank you. It's best if we don't see each other again."
Fujoshi (female fans of male-male romance) are terrifying... Do they just ship two guys together? Even someone as charismatic as Lu Ge (Brother Lu) gets dragged into pairing up with other people by Wang Rui—well, Yu Shijiu (Yu Shijiu) does seem like the type who might like men?
Wait a minute—why does he think Yu Shijiu is attracted to men?! Oh no! Did I catch Wang Rui's thing too?!
Kang Shaojie shuddered, unable to bear the increasingly excited giggles behind him, and ran away as fast as he could.
Having received firsthand information, Wang Rui didn't care how fast he ran. With a mischievous grin on her face, she slowly walked back to her "monitoring room".
Sigh... No matter where you are, you always need something to rely on, right? What's wrong with shipping couples? It doesn't hurt anyone, does it?