dognovel Chapter 154: Funeral (Part )
Chapter 154: Funeral (Part )
Last time, we talked about Li Yi and Yu Jiu causing a big disturbance at a funeral. This was a serious crime, so Li Yi was willing to be captured and pretended to be whipped to vent the anger of the host. But later, he learned that the male host actually wanted to force his wife to death, and he was furious. So how will the story develop next? Let's read on.
Perhaps it was easier for people of the same age to communicate. The little girl stopped crying when she looked at Yu Jiu. Yu Jiu smiled and reached out to hold the little girl's hand, then pulled her to the front of the Taoist talisman that was stuck out of thin air and said, "Listen, your grandmother can still speak, but she can't move!"
Yi Ling reached out and opened Yu Jiu's hand holding the little girl's hand and said, "Yu Jiu, learn something good from me. Don't learn from others! Be careful with your hands and feet!"
Li Yi cleared his throat and said, "I don't like what you said! My hands and feet are clean!"
Yi Ling said coldly: "You know whether your hands and feet are clean or not, do you need me to tell you?"
Li Yi sighed, walked up to the man, touched his chin and said, "You said you want to resolve the grudge, how do you resolve it?"
Yi Ling said contemptuously: "This is the mortal world, it is inconvenient for me to take action, but you Buddhists always shout about saving all living beings, why don't you save them!"
Li Yi looked at the girl's mother, who lowered her head in fear. Li Yi turned to look at the man on the ground and cursed, "You beast! You have such a beautiful wife at home, but you still go out fooling around all day! You are worse than pigs and dogs!"
Yi Ling snorted coldly: "How dare you say that? What's the difference between you and him!"
Li Yi said unhappily: "Hey, are you here to sabotage or to help? If you are here to help, stop talking nonsense and come over to lend a hand!"
Yi Ling sat on the stone bench and said calmly: "Why should I lend a hand? Our Earth Sect will not care about such worldly matters. If the old woman really turns into a fierce ghost, I will take her in."
Li Yi put on an expression of sudden enlightenment and said, "Oh, so this is what you were thinking! Fairy Yi Ling, it's not enough for you to use me and Yu Jiu as bait. In order to attract those wild Maoshans, you actually planned to watch ordinary wandering souls turn into evil spirits! Is this how you, the Earth Sect, fight demons and defend the way? It's really eye-opening!"
Yi Ling said angrily: "Li, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I will make you speechless for the rest of your life!"
Li Yi nodded and said, "I believe it, of course I believe it, Fairy Yi Ling has great abilities, she is the best at making people suffer and have nowhere to complain!"
Yi Ling pointed at Li Yi's nose and just said the word "you". Li Yi held her finger and said, "Hey, just talk, don't point randomly! Who knows if you are using this finger to cast some tricky spell!"
Li Yi and Yi Ling started arguing, and the little girl asked Xiang Yujiu: "Why are they arguing?"
Yu Jiu pulled the little girl aside and said with a smile: "It's okay, they are always like this, they will be fine after a while."
The little girl nodded and said, "Oh, that's very similar to my parents. My parents always quarrel, but every time my grandmother shows up, they stop quarreling."
Yi Ling glared at the little girl and said, "What nonsense are you talking about! How can we be like your parents!"
The little girl was frightened by Yi Ling, and Yu Jiu immediately stood in front of the little girl and said, "Sister Yi Ling, you two can just quarrel with each other, why are you scaring this little sister!"
Yi Ling pointed at Yu Jiu and said, "Mr. Li, look at what Yu Jiu has learned from you!"
Li Yi said sternly, "Isn't it good to stand up for the weak and speak out for justice?"
Yi Ling said coldly: "You really know how to flatter yourself, but this kid only learns to be tempted by beauty!"
Yu Jiu shouted: "I am clearly a hero saving a beautiful girl!"
Li Yi and Yi Ling shouted to Yu Jiu at the same time: "Shut up!" Yu Jiu immediately lowered his head and stood back, making the little girl cover her mouth and laugh.
Yu Jiu smiled and said, "How about it, you won't be afraid anymore now, right?" The little girl nodded.
Yi Ling said with a click of his tongue: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, I was so blind! I actually let Yu Jiu follow you!"
Li Yi nodded and said, "Yes, you can turn a blind eye to something that is right in front of you. It's no different from being blind!"
Yi Ling said angrily: "I have already said that I cannot interfere in worldly affairs! Humph! I will take Yu Jiu back to Qiyun Mountain now!"
Li Yi said, "Okay, okay, Yu Jiu, just follow your sister Yi Ling. When you get to Qiyun Mountain, you will definitely learn the eight-character mantra of the Earth Sect. The upper one says: turn a deaf ear! The lower one says: turn a blind eye!"
Upon hearing this, Yi Ling drew out his peach wood sword and was about to chop him. Li Yi showed no weakness and grabbed Yi Ling's hands, saying, "Oh, you're just going to fight me when you can't win the argument. And you still say I'm dirty. Don't you want to slap me in the face?"
At this time, the little girl's mother suddenly shouted, "You two, please stop arguing. Do you think this is normal?"
Black smoke was seen rising from the talisman that held the old lady's soul, and a vortex was gradually forming. Yi Ling glared at Li Yi and said, "Let me go!"
Li Yi let go of his hands, and Yi Ling immediately jumped forward, stretched out his hands and gestured something on the Taoist talisman, chanting a spell while gesturing, and finally shouted: "Qingxin Jue!"
She pointed two fingers at the Taoist talisman, and the black smoke dissipated but soon came out again. Li Yi came to Yi Ling and chanted the pagoda spell. Golden light lit up around the old lady's soul and formed a golden bell-shaped pagoda that trapped her inside.
Li Yi asked: "Is the resentment enough? Can she be revealed?"
Yi Ling nodded and said, "That's enough, but if there are more, I'm afraid it will be hard to control."
Li Yi turned around and looked at the man lying on the ground, not daring to move, and said, "Okay, now let your mother come and have a good talk with you! No matter how much we say, it won't be as good as your mother giving you a lesson if you die!"
After saying that, Li Yi threw the man into the pagoda that trapped the old lady's soul, and then he sat there with his eyes closed, meditating and chanting the "Buddha Mantra".
Yi Ling walked over to comfort the girl's mother. The little girl asked, "What's going on? Why did they throw my dad into that golden bell?"
Yu Jiu explained, "That's not a golden bell, that's a golden pagoda, the pagoda of the Buddha Kingdom. We threw your father into that pagoda so that your grandmother could talk to your father clearly, because except for the two of us, no one else can hear what your grandmother says."
The little girl asked, "So now my dad can hear what grandma says?"
Yu Jiu nodded and said, "Well, not only can he hear, he can see now. I believe your grandmother will be able to help your father get rid of those bad habits."
The little girl smiled and said, "Thank you so much."
Yu Jiu scratched his head and said modestly: "What are you thanking me for? Wandering around the world and doing good deeds is what we should do."
The little girl asked, "Are you from the underworld?"
Yu Jiu said proudly: "Of course! My son is known as the Master Miaoyin, a rare hero in this world! My husband, no, my sister Yiling is also a fairy from the Earth Sect, and she is very powerful!"
Yi Ling reached out and hit Yu Jiu on the head, scolding him: "You haven't even entered the Confucianism yet, but you're already talking nonsense! If you really open your mind and enter the realm of Confucianism, I'm afraid there will be another stinky hooligan in this world!"
Li Yi opened his eyes and said, "What do you mean by one more? Why am I a scoundrel in your eyes?"
Yi Ling didn't even bother to answer: "Why aren't you?"
Li Yi shook his head and said, "I have no house or land, so it's not an exaggeration to call me a gangster, but you're really wronging a good person by saying I stink!"
Yi Ling turned around and asked, "What's going on inside?"
Li Yi laughed and said, "The old lady was beating her son, and he was screaming so miserably! I think he should learn his lesson this time."
Yi Ling shook his head and said, "I'm afraid he will only remember to eat and not to be beaten, and he will forget it after a few days of recovery."
Li Yi stroked his chin and smiled: "I have an idea. Do you know the Yellow Millet Dream?"
Yiling shook her head. Li Yi gestured for Yiling, Yu Jiu and the mother and daughter to come over. Then he expressed his thoughts. Everyone was amazed after listening.
Yi Ling asked: "Can you do this?"
Li Yi smiled and said, "Don't worry, as long as we implant this consciousness into his mind naturally, it will definitely work. I have read the special tutorial on consciousness implantation!"
Yi Ling was surprised and said, "Nightmare magic is a magic of my sect. What have you seen? What is a tutorial?"
Li Yi said seriously, "I've seen how to do it in a very detailed book called Inception. Oh, just trust me! With the old lady's advice, this will definitely work!"
Li Yi assigned everyone's tasks in detail again, and after a while, Li Yi released the man from the Golden Pagoda. Yi Ling pointed his finger and made him fall asleep, and then Li Yi, Yi Ling, Yu Jiu and the mother and woman entered the man's dream together.
A quarter of an hour later, they returned to reality. The man hadn't woken up yet. Li Yi smiled at the girl's mother and said, "Okay, that's it. He will take good care of you and your daughter in the future and won't go out fooling around anymore!"
The mother and her daughter were about to kowtow, but Yu Jiu helped them up and said, "No, no, no, my young master doesn't like this kind of ceremony. Besides, you all contributed, this is the result of our joint efforts!"
The little girl smiled and took her mother's hand and said, "Brother Yu Jiu said, you really don't need to thank us. If you want to thank us, just let us treat them to a good meal!"
The mother quickly asked the servants to prepare wine and food. At this time, Li Yi patted Yu Jiu on the shoulder. The latter reacted and said to the little girl: "Sister Sun, you should go and say goodbye to your grandmother. She loves you the most, but this time she is really leaving. I am afraid it will be difficult for you to see each other again."
After saying that, Yu Jiu pulled the little girl to the Golden Pagoda. Li Yi retracted the Pagoda Power, and everyone could see the old lady's dark blue soul.
Li Yi kicked the man awake. As soon as he woke up and saw his mother's soul, he immediately knelt down and cried, expressing his regret.
The old lady finally showed a relieved smile on her face, and her figure gradually faded until she disappeared. The little girl helped her father up, and he turned to look at Li Yi and was about to step forward to salute.
Li Yi pointed at him and said, "Stop talking nonsense! Serve the wine and the food! I've been busy for so long and I still haven't had your banquet yet!"
In this way, Li Yi and others had a good meal at Sun's house. After they had enough food and drink, the Sun family saw Li Yi and others off. Everything else was fine, except that Yu Jiu was reluctant to see the little girl of the Sun family go.
Before they parted, the little girl held Yu Jiu's hand and said, "Brother Yu Jiu, you don't know my name yet, right? My name is Yining, which was given to me by my grandmother. Thank you."
Yu Jiu was about to cry. Li Yi slapped him on the forehead and said, "Have some backbone. Men bleed, not cry!"
Yu Jiu finally held back his tears and didn't embarrass himself on the spot. On the road again, Yu Jiu took the initiative to ask to drive, but he was actually wiping his tears outside.
Yi Ling couldn't hold back her laughter in the carriage. She whispered, "It's all your fault. Yu Jiu has become a bad boy! How old is he, but he's already been hurt by love!"
Li Yi shook his head and laughed, "You can't blame me for this. This kid is just too shortsighted!"
Yi Ling smiled and said, "He is kind, unlike you! Hey, don't you want to persuade him? Persuade him, persuade him! Don't let him wipe his nose outside alone!"
Li Yi shook his head helplessly and said, "It's better not to make it clear between men and women! How about this, I will persuade him in another way!"
As he spoke, Li Yi condensed his energy into a guitar, and then began to play and sing Richie Jen's "Can't Die". Li Yi had sung this song at a previous concert, so the lyrics will not be repeated, but the last paragraph is required for the plot, so I'll type it out anyway. Please bear with me.
It's freezing and I pour ice water all over my head
Extinguish the longing, the last warm embrace