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Chapter 375: Stabbing the chest won't kill me, because my heart is in my throat



Chapter 375: Stabbing the chest won't kill me, because my heart is in my throat

Puff.

The sharp dagger pierced Jiang Nanxi's chest, and the audience watching the live broadcast were instantly frightened.

[What the hell, I'm participating in a variety show, where did this assassin come from? Is there anyone to protect me? ]

[This person's dagger can also glow. He is not an ordinary person, but also a cultivator! ]

[Sister Xi must be too strong and someone is targeting her! ]

The dagger was stuck in Jiang Nanxi's chest, and the masked man turned around several times while holding the dagger.

Blood spurted out.

Seeing this bloody scene, everyone became anxious.

[Where is Teacher Liu? Come and save Sister Xi! ]

[The dagger has been stabbed into the body, why doesn't Jiang Nanxi react at all? Is there something wrong with the Coke? ]

[Wow, tonic! Sister Xi is my favorite female star, how can she die here! I still have to wait for Sister Xi to win the championship and win glory! ]

Director Xue was also frightened.

"Nanxi!"

Director Xue quickly sent members of the rescue team over, then snatched the staff's radio and shouted at the assassin next to Jiang Nanxi through the drone.

"Stop it right now! The show is being broadcast live around the world, and everyone has seen your evil deeds! If you don't stop, the Chinese Psychic Bureau will not let you go!"

"Ah."

The man chuckled softly and looked at the blood on his hands with satisfaction. "So what? She's already dead."

After he finished speaking, he drew out a dagger and looked at the drone not far away with a provocative look.

The Chinese audience was instantly shocked.

[Fuck! Where did this bitch come from? The Psychic Bureau, go catch her! My Sister Xi!!!]

[Crowdfunding to hunt down this bitch, I'll give 100,000! ]

[I'll give you one million, I'll keep my word! If Hua Xia loses this variety show, I'll give you another one million! ]

Many foreign audiences, however, were somewhat gloating.

[This Chinese woman deserves it. She is a wanted criminal by the M Country's Supernatural Bureau. There are many people who want to kill her! ]

[Never underestimate the appeal of the M Country's Supernatural Power Bureau. If you offend someone from the Supernatural Power Bureau, you won't be able to survive long in this world! ]

[The murderer seems to be a Chinese. It seems that there are many people in China who want to kill her! ]

A wave of spiritual power flashed across the assassin's body, and he was ready to leave after completing his mission.

But Jiang Nanxi's voice suddenly came, "You're leaving now? I'm not dead yet."

assassin:? ? ?

The assassin paused as he was leaving, his eyes beneath the mask fixed on the corpse on the boulder.

There was a bloody hole on Jiang Nanxi's chest, and blood was still oozing out. She was no longer breathing and her mouth was not moving.

Where does that sound come from?

At this time, Jiang Nanxi's voice came again, "To tell you the truth, I have already discovered you, and I was so scared that my heart rose to my throat.

So it is useless for you to stab my chest with a dagger, because my heart is in my throat. "

assassin:? ? ?

audience:???!

[Ahhhh, I'm really going to cry, you stinky woman, why are you still playing with abstraction! ]

[Family members, who understands? I really cried. I thought something really happened to her!]

[Uh, is it okay to be stabbed in the chest with a dagger? But there is a lot of blood. ]

[Jiang Nanxi: I've already said that my heart is in my throat! It will only work if I prick my throat!]

The assassin was silent for a long time, looking at Jiang Nanxi with a sinister look in his eyes, "You're on the edge of your throat, right?"

Puff.

He stabbed Jiang Nanxi's throat again, cutting her throat.

"How dare you make a sound, idiot? It's just a matter of one more cut, it's not that much trouble!"

As soon as he sneered, Jiang Nanxi's mean voice came again.

"Oh, I thought you wouldn't attack me again, so my heart finally settled down and returned to its place of heart, so it's useless for you to cut my throat."

"...?"

This time, the assassin looked around several times, trying to confirm if there was anyone else nearby who was playing a trick on him.

He had stabbed the woman several times in fatal places. There was no way she was still alive!

Moreover, he is also a cultivator, and the dagger in his hand is a magic weapon, not an ordinary weapon.

Even if this woman is a cultivator, she will definitely not survive if she is stabbed in two vital places!

Pfft——!

The assassin didn't notice anyone else, so he stabbed Jiang Nanxi's heart again.

Bang bang bang!

He stabbed Jiang Nanxi several times, crushing the flesh on his chest into pieces.

"I wonder how you can survive!"

The assassin retracted the dagger and finally breathed a sigh of relief. "I didn't expect you to be so difficult to kill, but I have plenty of ways to do it."

Jiang Nanxi: "Private Marseille, others say that my conscience has been eaten by a dog, so I have no heart, no matter how you stab me, I will not die~~~~"

Assassin: “??? Fuck!”

Director Xue: “…”

audience:"……"

[I was really impressed hahahahaha, I couldn't believe it after listening to it, so I watched the recording and listened to it again! ]

【Big socks, is this Chinese? 】

[Assassin: Looks like he'll be torn into pieces.]

Jiang Nanxi's words immediately made the assassin Hong Wen angry.

Although he was wearing a mask and no one could see his expression, his neck was red.

The assassin took a deep breath, put away the dagger, and produced a machete out of thin air.

"You forced me to do this!"

The assassin roared, "I wanted to leave you with an intact body, but now I can only chop you into pulp!"

All the assassin's spiritual power flowed into the machete, and then he slashed towards Jiang Nanxi.

boom--!

Gravel flew everywhere, and the big block of ice next to it also shattered, but Jiang Nanxi on the big rock disappeared!

Yes, it turned into a large mass of dense particles and dissipated, rather than disappearing.

The assassin looked at Jiang Nanxi disappearing and finally realized that something was wrong.

"This is not the real body!"

His expression changed instantly, and he looked around warily, "This is an illusion, you set up an illusion array here!"

"of course."

Jiang Nanxi's nonchalant voice came, "I am so hated, how could I just fall asleep in a dangerous place? Of course I have to arrange some things to guard against people like you."

The formation that Jiang Nanxi set up nearby before going to bed was an illusion formation.

In fact, Jiang Nanxi was sleeping in another direction, and what the assassin saw of her was an illusion condensed by the illusion array.

Now, the assassin was trapped in an illusion and couldn't even find Jiang Nanxi's exact location, let alone attack.

Jiang Nanxi saw him wandering around in the stone forest like a headless fly, so she said, "Don't look for me anymore. You can't find me within the range of my formation.

How about this, hand over your storage bag, and everything inside will belong to me, and I will let you go.

I am a person of high moral standards. My knife does not kill old people, children, women, or fools. "

"Who are you calling a fool!"

The assassin's eyes were blazing with anger.

Jiang Nanxi ignored what he was saying and asked, "Oh, by the way, do you have a barbecue grill in your storage bag?"

"Why would I hide something like this?"

"Then go buy one."

"Why?"

Wow, wow!

All the gravel on the ground in the stone forest suddenly floated into the air, gathered together, and formed a big hand.

Snapped--!

Jiang Nanxi manipulated the big hand formed by the stone and slapped the man in the face.

"Just go if I tell you to. Stop talking nonsense! If you can't have barbecue today, I'll roast you!"


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