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Chapter 122

The first evening self-study class is over.

"Su Yuan."

“？”

"Burp ~ ~"

"Lin Xiaoxian, you're disgusting!"

"Hahaha..."

Burping at a female deskmate has been done by many people.

Men are creatures born with a certain degree of evil taste.

No matter what age a man is, he will feel happy from his heart when he sees a cardamom girl in her youth laughing and scolding because of her prank.

So is Lin Xiaoxian.

If he were an adult man in a suit, he would be embarrassed to do such a thing.

But at this time, he was just a young man full of youth, so he smiled very presumptuously.

"Does it smell?"

"It stinks! It smells like chicken... Chicken... Chicken poop... "

Even when Su Yuan covered his nose, he still wanted a lady to avoid saying the word "shit".

Lin Xiaoxian thought of a very strange question.

Many children don't like eggs, especially boiled eggs.

Whenever parents force their children to swallow boiled eggs, they can always hear such complaints:

"It tastes terrible. It smells like chicken shit..."

So how did everyone know the taste of chicken excrement without a teacher?

You can't have tasted it since you were a child, can you?

In order to keep a distance, Su Yuan kept pushing his hands on Lin Xiaoxian's shoulders. His small mouth was so pouted that he could hang an oil pot.

Therefore, Lin Xiaoxian certainly could not continue to discuss this issue with her, so he went to Liu Wei for advice.

"Wei... Oh?"

As soon as he got close to Liu Wei, Lin Xiaoxian caught something wrong with his 6.0 binocular dynamic vision.

To be exact, there is something wrong between him and Zheng Wen.

The two people's eyes were opposite. What they collided was not a spark, but a subtle atmosphere.

This atmosphere is a little tense and a little ambiguous

Lin Xiaoxian is not Gu Xiaoyan and can't read his mind. The reason why he can see such a metaphysical thing is due to the strange and shy smile on Zheng Wen's mouth.

"Cough, Viagra, come here."

"Oh, good."

When Liu Wei came over, Lin Xiaoxian pulled him to the corridor and saw two teachers chatting in the corridor. He avoided pulling further.

"What's the matter? It's so serious."

Liu Wei's face is dignified. Is it because the elder sister Lin Ling has changed?

He hasn't made a clear investigation yet. Isn't brother Xian going to directly attack Wu Na and Cao Li?

"It's nothing. It's a question about eggs..."

Lin Xiaoxian asked out his doubts and was so angry that Liu Wei cut Lin Xiaoxian's head:

"That's it?! That's it! "

"Oh, why do boiled eggs smell like chicken droppings?"

"The smell of chicken droppings is the smell of eggs. When I was a child, I was not sensible. When I read the picture, I thought the eggs came out of the hen's ass, so when I smell the smell of eggs, I will naturally associate it with the smell of chicken droppings..."

"Original! Come on! Such as! This! "

Lin Xiaoxian is instantly comfortable. Liu Wei is really a military teacher. He specializes in treating all kinds of difficult and miscellaneous diseases.

Although they are useless things

"It's such a bad thing. Call me to drive outside 800 miles. It's really yours..."

Liu Wei shook his school uniform, rolled his eyes and was about to go back. Lin Xiaoxian stopped him:

"Flustered Mao, the second question."

"Oh, so are duck eggs."

"What chicken duck, not this, it's about you."

"What's the matter with me?"

Lin Xiaoxian smiled mysteriously, raised his head and patted Liu Wei on the shoulder, revealing an old father's look of "my family has children and will eventually grow up":

"Viagra, are you and Zheng Wener... Ah?"

Lin Xiaoxian rubbed his two fingers. Liu Wei immediately changed his eyes, slightly lowered his head and pulled his nails:

"What, I don't understand. Let's go..."

"Oh, is Viagra so innocent?"

Lin Xiaoxian made another gesture, raised his hands and bent his thumbs, like two villains worshipping heaven and earth.

"Do you understand?"

"Climb..."

Liu Wei was worried:

"You haven't been in love yet. Say I'm pure and pretend..."

As soon as this is said, it is basically a showdown in disguise.

Lin Xiaoxian opened his eyes. He didn't expect that Viagra, which usually looks so hanging, would turn red.

Tut tut

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"No, Viagra, you and Zheng Wen..."

"Shh, Shh, Shh! I didn't say anything! It's all over! "

Liu Wei ran away.

Lin Xiaoxian followed, savoring the aftertaste and leisurely entering the classroom.

Passing by Zheng Wen and looking at the back of the two people, a pleasure of eating melons came naturally.

"Lin Xiaoxian, what are you smiling at?"

Su Yuan is good at talking about others. Obviously, he is also chuckling.

It's just that she's going to have dinner at Lin Xiaoxian's house tonight. Why is Lin Xiaoxian?

"I laugh because I feel the wonder of marriage."

"Marriage?"

"You don't understand... Alas, it can only be said that sitting at the same table is a magical fetter. Two people can get together quietly..."

“......”

No matter what kind of nerves Lin Xiaoxian is having or not, Su Yuan doesn't dare to take it anyway.

She hasn't mixed up with Lin Xiaoxian yet. It's not easy to pick it up.

If Su Yuan wanted to blush, he immediately grabbed a small piece of bread from his desk, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it.

This is very useful. As long as you divert your attention with food, you don't seem to feel shy.

No!

Then go to Lin Xiaoxian's house tonight. Doesn't she have to eat all the time?

Su Yuan feels his belly anxiously. He can eat it then

It was such a bold adventure for Su Yuan to go to the boy's house for the first time.

After all... Maybe you can go home or not

Su Yuanguang imagined that all kinds of indescribable scenes in American dramas could not help but emerge in his mind.

For example, in those campus plays, when the hero goes to the heroine's house for the first time, he often climbs into the heroine's bedroom from a tree, and then

Then mosaic

How old are they? They are the same age as themselves.

Everyone is a high school student. How can American high school students be so shameless!

Dirty!

Capitalism is indeed too evil!

On the one hand, Su Yuan strengthened his ideology, on the other hand, his chest was about to jump out.

Although Lin Xiaoxian didn't ask, he knew by guessing that his deskmate must be YY something dirty again.

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The first evening self-study has been over for 5 minutes.

Not only the teacher didn't come, but also the preparatory bell didn't ring.

"What's the situation?"

Many people didn't know, so only Lin Xiaoxian began to pack his schoolbag.

"Brother Xian, go back?"

Ma Weiwei teased and got Lin Xiaoxian's confident answer:

"Yes, go back!"

"Shit, seriously? How long have you been skipping class? "

Lin Xiaoxian smiled without saying anything until Du Tianjun came in and knocked on the door:

"Well, I'll go back first today and finish school."

"Ah?"

Many people think they heard wrong.

What day? Today?

Du Tianjun was stunned: "didn't the director come to tell you? The education bureau is engaged in traditional culture month, so today's winter solstice is released ahead of schedule. "

"Good!!!"

Now everyone understood why Lin Xiaoxian packed his schoolbag.

Education Bureau, it's hard to do good things.

After a burst of noise and cheers, the crowd began to disperse. Ma Weiwei strongly suspected that Lin Xiaoxian had an inside story:

"Lin Xiaoxian, the director didn't come. How did you know it was released in advance today?"

"Hehe, the small blackboard of the security booth was notified two days ago, okay..."

"Little blackboard..."

Ma Weiwei really didn't pay much attention. Don't the small blackboard at the door usually write some meeting spirit quotations that support the scene.

But obviously not everyone in the class didn't notice.

Many people packed their schoolbags as early as Lin Xiaoxian.

Ma Weiwei, an immortal who doesn't hear things outside the window, is a small part.

"Brother Xian, let's go."

"Xiao Xian starts!"

Li Chi and Liu Wei also packed up early, but they didn't hurry. Instead, they surrounded Lin Xiaoxian.

"Hey, where are you going? What's the matter? "

Ma Weiwei was stunned again, and then learned that Lin Xiaoxian was going to treat him to mutton at the winter solstice!

Zheng Wen, Zhang Zhiheng, Fang Sheng

As more and more people gathered around, Ma Weiwei felt itchy and anxious:

"Lin Xiaoxian, there are so many people, you don't invite me?!"

"Please have time now. Let's go."

"Well, well, hey, hey."

Ma Weiwei's face changed in Sichuan Opera and her mood was relieved.

However, next to Lin Xiaoxian's other small face, there will be more grievances at this time.

What dinner? It's a mob of demons