dognovel Chapter 536 Mutual Confession
Chapter 536 Mutual Confession
"Artificial respiration? Yes, artificial respiration." Jiang Yunying seemed flustered, and finally burst into tears: "Husband, what is artificial respiration?"
"It's like putting your mouth to your mouth and blowing air into it," Lin Ping explained helplessly.
"Is it really that simple?" Jiang Yunying was somewhat puzzled, suddenly realizing that even the most advanced medical skills were nothing special.
Without hesitation, she offered her gossamer-red lips to Lin Ping's mouth and kissed them deeply.
"Waaah... Husband, don't move your tongue around like that," Jiang Yunying stammered.
She was treating Lin Ping's injuries with utmost seriousness, while he was deliberately causing trouble.
"Sweet and delicious, still the same recipe, still the same taste." Lin Ping said with a look of enjoyment.
"Husband, hold on, I'm going to blow air into you," Jiang Yunying reminded him.
"I wonder what it will feel like to smell the fragrance in my lungs? Will I get drunk?" Lin Ping asked with anticipation, his face overflowing with happiness.
Jiang Yunying took a deep breath and forcefully poured it into Lin Ping's mouth, sending it down his trachea to his lungs.
"Wife, you're pressing on my lungs..." Lin Ping could no longer enjoy the sweetness of her red lips. He hurriedly pushed Jiang Yunying away and kept coughing.
"Are you treating me like a balloon? Don't you know I'll burst? Just how big is your lung capacity?" Lin Ping said pitifully.
"My husband told me to blow on it, but I had no idea you were so small that I could blow you up in one breath," Jiang Yunying said, explaining the situation.
"It's small lung capacity, not small! Subject! Subject! You need to add a subject when you speak!" Lin Ping almost fainted.
Ever since they met, Jiang Yunying has kept saying that he's small. Okay, he admits he's not big, but there's no need to keep saying it every day.
"No, I'm hurt. I need a loving hug, the kind where I lie in your arms," Lin Ping said, turning his head and pouting, like a spoiled child.
"Alright, alright, you can carry me. My husband is injured, after all."
Jiang Yunying's maternal instincts overflowed, and she even felt that men should act coquettishly.
Next... Lin Ping lay down in Jiang Yunying's arms.
Not satisfied, he took the opportunity to pull the other person into bed.
"I'm going to sleep now, my wife, you're not allowed to leave," Lin Ping said, holding Jiang Yunying's slender waist.
"This husband... is he poisonous? It seems he was seriously poisoned just now." Jiang Yunying shook her head helplessly, but let Lin Ping hold her.
Where should your hand go?
"Get your thighs down!"
"Put your tongue back in!"
Jiang Yunying kept scolding Lin Ping, but she wasn't angry.
Lin Ping was known to be afraid of his wife, and he obediently shrank back into every part of his body except for one certain part that was out of control.
The two lay there quietly for a quarter of an hour before Jiang Yunying finally grew impatient.
"Husband, do you have anything else to do? If not, then let's go," Jiang Yunying said somewhat angrily.
"Holding my wife is the most important thing!" With the mindset of "a dead pig doesn't fear boiling water," Lin Ping increased his strength and refused to let go no matter what.
"Is there really nothing more important than holding me?" Jiang Yunying pouted and glanced at Lin Ping.
"No!" Lin Ping answered firmly.
"Hmph, you idiot! You deserve to have your wife divorce you!" Jiang Yunying's chest heaved with anger.
"Huh? Something doesn't sound right. Even the tone is sarcastic. This doesn't sound like anger at all."
Lin Ping seemed to realize something, and immediately explained to himself, "No, this is entrapment. My wife has the mark of virginity, so she definitely won't consummate our marriage. If I had any improper thoughts, I would definitely be beaten to death."
"My wife wants a divorce because she doesn't want to put me in a difficult position. I know it's because she's worried about me," Lin Ping explained repeatedly.
"It's because you didn't consummate your marriage with her!" Jiang Yunying said, her face flushed, feeling that such a thing shouldn't be brought up by a woman.
"I won't be fooled. My wife has a virginity mark, how can she consummate our marriage!" Lin Ping firmly stated his opinion.
"The virginity mark, the virginity mark! That's just to fool you! There's another bottle on the table. If the color fades, we can just reapply it."
"Who knows if you've changed your mind? We can't let you get a taste of success right away."
Jiang Yunying covered herself with the blanket and spoke softly, her face flushed red, even her ears were burning.
"This is...? Is it time to start eating meat?" Lin Ping was clearly unprepared.
"Never mind, I don't want to put you in a difficult position."
Jiang Yunying was getting a little angry as Lin Ping didn't make a move for a long time.
"But I'm already done!" Lin Ping almost blurted out something he shouldn't have said.
In order not to anger Jiang Yunying, he still gritted his teeth and pressed down on her.
"Husband, don't worry, this is my private room. No matter how long it takes, no one will find out," Jiang Yunying reminded him happily.
"I do hope someone comes soon... otherwise we'll expose our strength." Lin Ping thought helplessly, but he had no choice but to risk his life to accompany him.
What followed were some indescribable things; in short, they were very happy.
Just as Lin Ping was lamenting that "women are nothing more than this," an unpleasant sound came from outside the door.
"Senior sister, are you disciplining that kid? I heard him screaming in pain. Please go easy on him, don't kill him, otherwise it will be hard to explain when Master comes."
Jiang Yunying's junior brother was secretly delighted outside the door, wishing Jiang Yunying would chop Lin Ping up with a knife and see if he would dare to harass his goddess again.
"This kid is panting heavily, he must have suffered a lot of humiliation, serves him right! Who told you to provoke my senior sister, you're simply courting death."
Jiang Yunying's breathing was also somewhat disordered; she was certain this was more tiring than martial arts practice. She quickly composed herself and said, "Don't worry, I'll explain to Master myself. Please don't come in."
"This kid is a weirdo. I really don't know what we did in there. Do you know that we were doing a two-way exercise, not just a one-way beating?"
Lin Ping shook his head and said he felt sorry for the person's ignorance.
But that's fine too; Jiang Yunying will always remain the inviolable fairy in his heart.
"Master, please stop hitting me. I know I was wrong." Lin Ping hugged Jiang Yunying and deliberately let out a few screams.
"Hmph, you deserve it, kid." A smug laugh came from outside the gate.
"Husband, you're so naughty! Let go of me right now, or it'll be troublesome if my junior brother sees us," Jiang Yunying said, her voice trembling with embarrassment.
"This kid needs a real beating, otherwise he'll never graduate," Lin Ping said slyly.
"Hmph, you have the scent of another woman on you, so you might as well confess!" Jiang Yunying suddenly questioned angrily.
Lin Ping's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly felt a little flustered.
"You can smell that? I took a shower!" Lin Ping thought to himself, speechless, but tried his best to keep a natural expression.
He didn't want to deceive Jiang Yunying, nor did he dare to tell the truth, so he simply changed the subject and said affectionately, "My wife, you've suffered these past few months. I've missed you so much."
This wasn't an act; Lin Ping genuinely missed Jiang Yunying.
There's some truth to the claim that she suffered; the wound on Jiang Yunying's shoulder is proof of that.
"My husband, I miss you too. To avoid the pain of missing you, I deliberately kept myself busy and took on every task from the Lotus Palace." Jiang Yunying began to pour out her heart.