Chapter 22 The rebellious sons are all well, and Little Chicken Feather is still alive.
Chapter 22 The rebellious sons are all well, and Little Chicken Feather is still alive.
The class group chat was buzzing with excitement. As the saying goes, you can dodge the first day of the month but not the fifteenth. The discussion about the "pig-killing feast" continued, with all sorts of dragon pictures, soybeans, and huskies flying around in a dizzying display. Occasionally, a royal picture would flash by. Often, the entire group was in a state where a little bit of chatting was mixed in with a picture.
[Du Yanbo: Byd Lao Lu is actually a little touched by this. He brings us food for 50 cents and charges us for 50 cents. And then he even slaughters a pig for us to eat. Why slaughter a pig? If you want to slaughter someone, just tell us. Even your own father doesn't deserve this kind of treatment.]
[Shu Weixi: But Mom is a good match]
[Zhou Ke: I'm so grateful for Lu Yi's loyalty, I can't bear to leave Yanchuan!]
[Shu Le: Xi Zi, I advise you to withdraw your reply, otherwise I'm going to take a screenshot and show it to your second aunt. Ke'er, try to look on the bright side. What if you don't get into college?]
[Zhou Ke: Bah, Xi Xi, hurry up and take this unlucky thing from your Lao Shu family away!]
[Liu Lan: The hot spring at the Lu family's house ⁄(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)⁄]
Zhou Ke: The lace trim should be pulled out as well.
[Liu Lan: Ke'er, so cute, pinch her!]
[Wan Shuhuan: Oh no! I forgot to charge my brick when I brought it over. I'm doomed!]
[Ran Qingfeng: Isn't your brick 80,000 mAh? You can always squeeze some out.]
[Zhou Ke: I heard that last year someone used a date stamp for three years and still paid 110 yuan. That unlucky kid wasn't you, was he? (Husky pointing at someone.jpg)]
[Ran Qingfeng: It's already dark, my condolences, kid. Just asking for Lao Lu, is anyone else charging their phones tomorrow? Same as always, Wan Shuhuan, it's ten yuan starting price.]
[Zhou Ke: I am about to ascend the throne.jpg]
[Shu Weixi: Spitting out a raging dragon.jpg]
[Du Yanbo: +1 +1 +1]
[Zhou Zijin: It's only been three days since school started and you already need to recharge? All you do is play games all day long. What's so fun about phones? Don't you guys sleep in class? What kind of behavior is this?]
[Wang Guanghe: This is a dog-money school, scheming against us, and they even make us attend 7 days of pure classes.]
The food was ready. Lu Chi casually snapped a photo, sent it to the group chat, and started chatting.
[Ran Qingfeng: Holy crap, what family can afford to go to such lengths? A special VIP suite?]
[Du Yanbo: I knew it! One night of sleeping together and something bad was bound to happen. It's my first year of school... wait a minute, it's only been three days, how come I already crave the same old 15 days of cramped meals again?]
[Zhou Ke: After eating in the cafeteria, I want to go to heaven; it's hard not to miss it]
[Shule: As long as I don't eat dumplings, I'm fine with anything.]
[Shu Weixi: +1, eat less, your breasts are already three times the size of my head, brother, I'm going to sleep now.jpg]
[Shule: Damn it!]
[Shu Weixi: I will take a screenshot and report it to my mother truthfully. /smile]
[Lu Chi: @Ran Qingfeng, there are still ten tables left. I'll carry them to you now. You're not allowed to leave school until you finish eating, even crying counts as time!]
[Ran Qingfeng: @Lu Chi, can you heat it up? I'm very easy to take care of, ⁄(⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)⁄]
[Lu Chi: @Ran Qingfeng, you're frozen harder than my fist]
[Liu Lan: @Lu Chi, brother, hit me! Brother, hit me!]
[Du Yanbo: Let's all go, let's all go. Damn, three couples of old married couples in one group, what kind of perfect couples are they? My head is itching, I might get a sty.]
After finishing his meal, Lu Chi braved the wind and snow to go to the cat house, where he finally remembered the little chick that had been almost completely forgotten.
These alien life forms that arrive with the tides of the world line and the fissures of the earth's veins are generally considered to have two forms: birth and metamorphosis. Birth is when the essence is excessively retained and the original form is forcibly used to survive against the environment, while metamorphosis refers to mimicking or partially mimicking native species or even regenerating oneself again and again.
However, there is no strict and clear boundary between birth and transformation. Even if a birth player like Tiger, whose laning strength is overwhelming, dies, he can still forcibly transform into a little chicken feather, and even still have the strength to sneak around under Lu Chi's nose.
All I can say is that if Tiger had defied fate and survived the most vulnerable phase caused by his forced birth, he would most likely have died young and been buried far from home.
Unfortunately, there are no "what ifs"...
My deepest condolences, Brother Tiger. May you rest in peace. We'll meet again someday.
After searching for a long time, this thing was actually sleeping soundly in the arms of the No. 1 cow, suckling and nibbling. Except for not having milk to drink, all the survival supplies were complete. The only minor flaw was that when Lu Chi picked up the milk bottle and shoved it at the cow, the No. 1 cow also took a few sips.
Lu Chi angrily rebuked, "Your cat is a male! You still let it suckle? What can it possibly get from that?!"
The black and white cat looked completely indifferent, propping its head up and neck up as if it were maintaining its spellcasting equipment. It was elegant and arrogant. A dozen or twenty cats were lazily huddled in the huge cat house, and not a single one of them had any conscience and even bothered to pay a little attention to Lu Chi. They were all running around, jumping, or sleeping on their own.
Sixteen large and small, half-meter-high columnar stiff-bristled roller brushes of various colors—blue, green, and yellow—hummed and spun along the four corner walls. Every now and then, a cat would walk over and rub its head against the brush bristles, sometimes even swaying out from between two adjacent roller brushes like a flattened towel, its eyes closed, looking dignified and elegant.
Lu Chi earnestly instructed Jin Jianceng, who was wolfing down his food with his eyes closed: "Have you heard of the 'Hundred Days of Reform'? Reform yourself well, and whether you get a stable job or starve here depends on your fate! I'm leaving now. I'll leave the light on for you. What are you yelling about? Be quiet. This is the rule in Yanchuan. What respectable family doesn't keep their lights on before the fifteenth of the month?"
Being young is great; you can fall asleep instantly, and five hours can vanish in the blink of an eye.
"Holy crap..." It was already six o'clock. Lu Chi pulled out his phone and, while putting on his clothes, typed blindly: "Early class over, Zheng Laopi Baozi, count off!"
Dog sled, start!
The three mountain ridges consumed ten catties of beef, with Shenlan taking six catties for himself. Lu Chi commented, "If you add a little more money, you could all ride me into the mountains. Get lost!"
Upon entering the village, Yingbao was arrested on the spot.
Lu Ying twisted the throttle to speed off, but the electric scooter's rear wheel lifted off the ground. Lu Chi said irritably, "Give me your gloves, you, get in the back!"
Yingbao was finally satisfied. Being a driver and a passenger in this weather are two completely different things. She handed over her precious gloves, instructing, "Don't put them all in, okay? They'll stretch out!"
Lu Chi glanced at her helmet: "Ying'er, haven't you wished me a Happy New Year yet?"
Yingbao protected her helmet: "Little Ancestor, you're showing favoritism! I won't let you bow to me. Besides, my head is very fragile, and I have to teach; it needs protection!"
Lu Chi ignored her, turned the ignition, and the little electric scooter's tires spun a few times before launching off with a whoosh.
"Ahhh, little ancestor, what are you doing? Where are you going? I'm so scared!"
"Go to the traffic police station! I'm reporting you for illegally unlocking the speed lock on your electric vehicle!"
"Slow down! Slow down!!"
"Shut up!"
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