dognovel Chapter 134 Old Li, do you want a wife or not?
Chapter 134 Old Li, do you want a wife or not?
[Wow, brother is so strong, so amazing!]
Wang Laoliu suddenly went mad.
Li Tingyun was startled.
[Sobbing, in this lifetime, I've been infatuated with my brother, crazy about him, and would bang my head against a wall for him!]
Wang Laoliu let out a shameless howl, giving off a perverted feeling of disregarding human life and death.
Li Tingyun's face turned green, as green as a zombie.
He felt a lump in his throat... He had never suffered such severe internal injuries before!
Li Tingyun wished he could drag Wang Laoliu out and torture him to death by a thousand cuts.
Twist off his skull and use it as a chamber pot.
[Host, from this day forward, you're my older brother. Seriously, I'm completely convinced!]
If you tell me to go east, I'll never go west; if you tell me to catch fish, I'll never kill a chicken.
[Sobbing, please, after you regain your memory, have mercy and don't kill me...]
[I'm just a lousy writer, I really didn't know that typing would have such serious consequences, sob sob... I'm also a victim of being locked in a dark room, I really want to go home and see my parents again...]
Li Tingyun shook off the goosebumps all over his body, enduring his nauseating tone, automatically omitting his barrage of nonsense, and extracting the key words: "How do I restore his memories?"
[Host, do you remember that before I went to find the administrator, I discovered that the system showed the assimilation value between "Host" and "Original Owner" was as high as 70%?]
[However, the transmigration mission 001 is a bit special. You, as the original owner, are also bound to the system and become its host... Logically speaking, since the original owner and the host are clearly the same person, there shouldn't be anything like "assimilation value."]
[For this reason, I even went to see the administrator again. He said it was because the transmigration mode being used on you was too new, and the 001 system configuration couldn't keep up. It was still using the old operating rules, but this didn't matter. As long as you understand its internal operating logic, you can adapt to any situation.]
[Take "assimilation value" for example. Simply put, it's about the degree of integration between the host's soul and the original owner's soul and body. Since you are you, the 70% assimilation value displayed by 001 means that your soul and body are only 70% integrated.]
[Isn't this strange? You're still the same person, so why are your soul and body incompatible?]
In response, let's propose a hypothesis...
"Are you fucking doing a chemistry experiment here?!"
Li Tingyun had lost patience to listen to his rambling.
Bro, I'm trying to help you figure this out!
Since the system didn't provide any prompts, I had to make a bold assumption and carefully verify it.
This is precisely where our modern scientific reasoning comes in handy! Shut up and listen to my sophistry.
Li Tingyun: "..."
"If you can't give a reasonable explanation, you'll pay the price for your lack of appreciation sooner or later."
Okay, I'll get straight to the point. My guess is that the reason your soul and body are incompatible is because you have memory loss!
[Memory loss is a very serious problem. You have no knowledge of the first half of your life, as if you never experienced it at all; your growth trajectory is a blank...]
Humans are, after all, social animals. Their personalities are shaped through interaction and communication with the outside world. Through nature, through time, and through all others, people create their complete selves.
Even the same person can grow into two different individuals in different social environments. Even a reincarnation is ultimately no longer the same person. The greatest regret in life is that nothing compares to the beauty of Mount Wu.
In this dimension, you've forgotten everything Li Tingyun experienced, so although you are you, you also seem not to be you.
"Wang Laoliu, I find this truly unbelievable."
Li Tingyun chuckled, "Since you have a brain, why do you write novels that sound like a pile of dog shit?"
[...because I want to make money, quick money, and more money.]
Wang Laoliu had a very magical feeling when he talked to him, especially after he learned that the host was the character he created. This feeling became even more subtle.
Although he had been stabbed 99 times, Wang Laoliu had completely forgotten it. Forget about the saying "once the wound heals, the pain is forgotten"; he hadn't even seen the scars, let alone remembered how much it hurt. Therefore, he was "bold and reckless," and could even calmly speak his mind to Li Tingyun.
[Actually, during that period, I was writing two novels simultaneously, working 996 (9am-9pm, 6 days a week) on one and writing two books at the same time. Every day after get off work, I would write 10,000 words and not be able to go to sleep until 2 am. There were no holidays or weekends.]
[All day long, I'm either coding at work or writing novels after get off work, surviving on sugary drinks every day. At the end of the year, I don't know if I've lived 365 days, or just one day, repeated 364 times.]
Earning money, saving money, hoarding money... I'm just an ordinary person. All I want is money. What else do I need to think about? Dreams without financial backing are just bullshit to me.
Of course, pursuing dreams purely for money is still utter garbage. I'm sorry, I understand the道理 (principles/reasoning), but I can't do it, because I really... am just an ordinary person.
If someone had told me beforehand that the world in my novel would become a reality, I would quit this profession and stop making a living from it. I'm not good enough at writing, I don't have the ideas, I can't be a creator, and I can't bear such a great responsibility.
Wang Laoliu looked worried and wished he could smoke a cigarette in the dark room. "Sigh, this book of mine was just written using a feel-good novel template, just to make a quick buck. Who knew it would cause so much trouble?"
How could he have imagined that when he typed "The villain had an unhappy childhood, his humanity was twisted, and his morality was depraved" on the keyboard, his character would chase him down with a 50-meter-long sword.
"you deserve it."
Human joys and sorrows are not the same for everyone, and Li Tingyun only found him noisy.
"Don't give me that nonsense anymore. All I need is useful information."
Now, the only useful information is that you must find that water mirror as soon as possible, which is the "Mirror of Three Lives" I mentioned to you before. Only by finding it will you have a chance to recall your past lives.
Even if you don't want to regain your memories, you still need to obtain the Three Lives Mirror.
[Because the plot has spiraled out of control, a large part of what you're experiencing now is something I didn't write about in the original text. This means that the advantage of us both having read the original text is no longer valid.]
The Three Lives Mirror is another cheat code, allowing us to regain a "God's-eye view."
In fact, besides the Three Lives Mirror, the system also has a "Creative Inspiration" function, which serves a similar purpose. It can summarize and outline a character's life story, organizing it into a clear and concise "character biography."
[However, this feature is really inadequate. The character biographies are randomly generated, and you can't specify which person's past you want to view. So far, we've only seen Xia Changfeng and Si Wuxie's... Wait, no, wait a minute!]
As Wang Laoliu spoke, he went to check the "Creative Inspiration" section of the system. He was surprised to find that the content had been updated and the system had randomly unlocked another person's "biography".
[Holy crap, what a coincidence! Old Li, do you want a wife?!]
The "new" character unlocked by the system is none other than Si Wuyou!!!
Wang Laoliu beamed with joy and became visibly excited.
He was happier than if he had gotten married himself.
To everyone's surprise, Li Tingyun coldly replied, "Get out, I'm already married."
Wang Laoliu: "Wow???"