Chapter 538! Little Theresa
Chapter 538! Little Theresa
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However, just as Bayonetta was immersed in the memories of the past, a soft and sticky voice rang out.
"Mommy!"
The word "Mommy" immediately brought Bayonetta back to reality from her memories. She looked at the little girl being carried by Shen Ye with an incredible look on her face.
"What did you call me?"
"Mommy!" The little girl looked at her innocently.
"Uh..." Bayonetta was speechless.
At this moment, Shen Ye added: "Ms. Cat... I didn't expect... that you even have a child?"
Of course he knew what was going on, but it was okay to play a trick on Miss Witch!
"Don't talk nonsense. You and I haven't done anything yet, how is it possible for us to have a child?" Bayonetta explained quickly.
"But she calls you mommy!" Shen Ye brought the little girl to him: "Do you know who I am?"
"I don't know, you are a big brother I don't know." The little girl was very polite.
"Look, she doesn't even recognize me." Shen Ye said while holding back his laughter.
At this time, the little girl opened her big eyes and looked at Bayonetta again, and called out sweetly: "Mommy, don't you remember me?"
"Hey, calm down. I'm not your mother. Don't call me mommy anymore." Bayonetta said viciously.
Looking at Bayonetta who was pretending to be fierce, the little girl pouted and burst into tears: "But you are my mommy! Mommy, don't you want Theresa anymore?"
"Theresa, you said your name is Theresa?" Bayonetta was stunned for a moment when she heard the little girl say her name. She remembered that Joan of Arc said her name was also Theresa.
However, she became a little upset when she heard the crying of little Theresa. She snatched little Theresa from Shen Ye's hands and said to her helplessly: "There are two things I hate most in the world, one is cockroaches, and the other is crying children... Fortunately, there is only a crying child like you. If there is a crying cockroach, it would be extremely terrifying... So you are not allowed to cry anymore."
Little Theresa nodded with tears in her eyes: "Okay, Mommy."
Bayonetta raised her head in despair, but she couldn't do anything to the girl. Looking at the puzzled expression on Shen Ye's face, she sighed, turned the girl to Shen Ye, and said, "This is my man, but I didn't do anything with him. Although I wanted to... Well, you are still a child, why should I tell you this? However, since you call me mommy, you should call him daddy."
"But this big brother is not my father." Little Theresa said seriously.
"Then I am definitely not your mommy." Bayonetta became fierce again: "He is the only man I have. If you call me mommy, then you should call him daddy."
"But...but...he's really not my father." Little Theresa was very smart. She looked at Shen Ye, then looked back at Bayonetta and asked in a puzzled voice: "Have you divorced my biological father?"
"Hiss!" Bayonetta took a breath and looked at Shen Ye who was shaking his head. She felt like crying but had no tears. What was going on?
"Mr. Cat, you have to believe me." Bayonetta felt that she needed to explain it to him clearly.
Shen Ye pinched his brows and pretended to be sad. In fact, he was almost laughing like crazy. But on the surface, he said seriously: "It's useless to say all this. Maybe... we can take her to do a paternity test."
"Then let's go now." Without saying a word, Bayonetta picked up little Theresa and turned to leave.
"What about the gem?" Shen Ye followed her and asked.
Bayonetta kept walking and said through gritted teeth: "What is more important than proving my innocence?"
Suddenly, she stopped, looked at Shen Ye, and continued: "If it doesn't work, let's go get a room. I still have my virginity."
Shen Ye raised his eyebrows: "Don't say this in front of a little girl."
"She can't understand. She's still a child." Bayonetta gently shook the little Theresa in her hand, but the little girl smiled happily and said, "I understand, Mommy."
"I said... I'm not your mom!" Bayonetta said word by word.
She was going absolutely crazy.
"But you are my mommy." Little Theresa, who was twisted in the air, hugged the Cheshire Cat doll, crossed her two short legs, and spoke in a very serious tone.
Shen Ye added: "Forget it, Miss Cat, actually having a daughter is not a big deal. I can be her father reluctantly."
"You are not my father." Little Theresa turned to look at Shen Ye and said with puffed lips: "I have a father."
"Then who is your father and where is he? I'll take you there now, and then I'll confront him face to face. If he can't explain it, I'll shoot him." Bayonetta raised a Scarborough Fair rifle and lifted little Theresa's chin with the muzzle of the gun.
This scene made Shen Ye terrified, fearing that Miss Cat would accidentally fire the gun and kill herself.
"I don't know where my dad is. He's always busy with work." Little Theresa said distressedly, "My dad doesn't even play with me."
"Then how about letting me, your father, play with you?" Shen Ye did not miss any opportunity to take advantage of Bayonetta. By the way, he took little Theresa from Bayonetta and kept her away from the gun.
"No." Little Theresa turned her head away in disgust, but did not refuse Shen Ye's hug.
"Mr. Cat, she is really not my daughter. If you like daughters, we can have one, or even ten." Looking at Shen Ye who started to tease the little girl, Bayonetta said with both depression and anticipation.
"What about her?" Shen Ye lifted up little Theresa, held her under the armpits with both hands and shook her towards Bayonetta.
"Throw it away." Bayonetta glanced at little Theresa.
The result of this sentence was that little Theresa immediately started crying.
"Mommy doesn't want me anymore."
"If you cry again, I really won't want you anymore... Oh my God, I'm really not your mother. Why am I telling you this, Mr. Cat? Just throw her away."
Bayonetta pinched little Theresa's cheeks angrily, pulling her chubby little face to the sides.
"No, I can be reluctant. I think she is very cute." Shen Ye hugged little Theresa into his arms and said to her, "Come on, call daddy."
"I don't want to." Little Theresa disagreed.
Shen Ye said with a smile: "Call me daddy and I'll let your mommy keep you and not throw you away."
"Really?" Little Theresa was just a child after all, and her stance was not firm at all.
"Really." Shen Ye nodded very hard, as if to prove the truth of his words.
"Okay then." Little Theresa hesitated for a moment, then shouted crisply:
"father!"
"Eh!"
Shen Ye immediately smiled and felt comfortable.
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(For those who haven't played the game, Little Theresa is Sister Bayonetta)
(This shouldn't be considered a spoiler.)
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