If I ask you to report traffic violations, you'll clear the wanted list?

Chapter 16: Schadenfreude, rubbing salt into the wound, everyone's defenses crumble.

A moment later, Lin Yaozu watched Officer Zhao leave indignantly and gave a thumbs-up to the young talents beside him.

"You guys are serious! You're already in jail, and you still dare to offend the police? Aren't you afraid of getting retaliated against?"

Upon hearing this, everyone looked smug and very modest.

"Master, what are you saying? Aren't we all learning from you?"

"Yeah, yeah! You're even more amazing! You don't even consider him a threat!"

"You speak up, and the other side doesn't dare say a word! We're just getting started!"

"..."

After a few moments of silence, Lin Yaozu spoke again in a leisurely tone.

"But I haven't been sentenced yet, right? Maybe I'll be out tomorrow?"

Everyone: "???"

Instantly, everyone stopped moving and froze in place.

It took a long while before anyone came to their senses.

The young man massaging her shoulders trembled, his voice trembling with tears.

"Get out...get out? What do you mean? Master! Don't you have to serve a few years?"

Lin Yaozu turned his head and looked at everyone with a strange gaze, then said matter-of-factly.

"Of course, they have no evidence that I committed a crime, so why should I be imprisoned?"

Everyone: "..."

"Didn't I say that before?"

Everyone: "Waaaaah..."

Stop talking, stop talking, I've already broken down!

At this moment, everyone burst into tears.

You're fucking toxic!

They thought someone was protecting them, which is why they were so unscrupulous and took the initiative to make sarcastic remarks.

But to everyone's surprise, the truth turned out to be cruel.

This is insane... everyone's showing off, while they're the only ones getting beaten up.

Defensive!

My defenses have completely crumbled!

In the opposite room, a few seasoned veterans who had watched the whole thing couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Hahaha...this is hilarious!"

"That's hilarious!"

"There are definitely more talented people here!"

"..."

His roommate was furious when he saw this and angrily scolded him.

"Holy shit! You bunch of old bastards! Do you want a beating? How dare you laugh at my brother?"

"Stop laughing! I'll knock your teeth out if you laugh again!"

"Hmph! You want a beating, don't you! Can't you see Grandpa's fist, as big as a sandbag? Try smiling again!"

"..."

However, these threats were completely disregarded by the seasoned veterans.

They not only continued to mock him, but also actively provoked the young man in the same room.

"Come on! Hit me here! I'm seventy-eight years old today. If you dare to move an inch, believe me, I'll just kill you right in front of you! I'll turn your few years into a death sentence!"

"Young man, don't be so hot-tempered! This isn't good! Although this old man can't let you go, I can make sure you get a longer sentence. Try me if you don't believe me!"

"..."

The seasoned veterans used their skills to intimidate the naive youngsters with just a few words.

Fearing the consequences, the young men retreated one after another.

"Don't come any closer, stay away from me!"

"Get out of the way, old Biden, don't force your way in!"

"Hmph! I'll let you off this time since you're all old!"

"..."

In reality, it's impossible to actually do it.

Those guys aren't stupid. They might yell a couple of times, but if they actually charged in, they'd definitely end up getting themselves into trouble.

Meanwhile, Lin Yaozu was still rubbing salt into everyone's wounds with a gloating expression.

"Tsk tsk tsk... You guys! You believe everything you hear. You're doomed this time! You've offended Old Zhao? Just wait and see what happens!"

"From what I know, Old Zhao isn't a magnanimous person; he holds grudges! You're in big trouble!"

The expressions on everyone's faces kept changing, like a dye vat in a dye shop.

If I could beat Lin Yaozu, I would definitely teach him a lesson about why flowers are so red.

Rubbing salt into a wound—is that something a normal person would do?

After a long while, the young man who had just massaged her shoulders suddenly spoke with a hint of doubt in his tone.

"Master, I suddenly remembered something. Everyone else has been hospitalized for food poisoning, but how come you're fine?"

The atmosphere suddenly became tense after these words were spoken.

The expressions in everyone's eyes subtly changed, implying something.

But the next moment, Lin Yaozu casually made up a story.

"I'm fine? Of course, it's because I'm immune to all poisons!"

Upon hearing this, everyone froze, their faces filled with a sense of absurdity.

What the heck?

Invulnerable to all poisons?

Do you think we're fools?

Even if you make up a reason, it doesn't have to be this outrageous!

They really don't treat us like human beings!

Meanwhile, Lin Yaozu continued to spout nonsense with a straight face.

"You bunch of academic failures! I've said it before, our school originated from the second disciple of the Mo School's founder of rubbing during the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods, the Divine Thief. It has a long history and contains many secret techniques and methods."

"Being immune to all poisons is just basic skill!"

"I remember saying it very clearly back then, how come you guys didn't remember it!"

The young man massaging the shoulders fell silent. He was one of the first to be brought in and had no idea what happened next, so he naturally didn't know if it was true or false.

After that, he silently asked his accomplices with his eyes.

"Hey! I think I did say that!"

"That name sounds familiar!"

"Me too, but I remember last time they said it was the third disciple, something about a master thief, what happened?"

"..."

Upon hearing this question, Lin Yaozu immediately slapped him across the face.

In an instant, the man was sent flying in a 360-degree spiral into the sky.

"What third disciple, second disciple? You're always talking nonsense! Can't I just take on two roles at once?"

Everyone: "..."

It's confirmed. You're just treating us like idiots, and you don't tell us a single truth.

If I could beat you, I would beat you eighty times a day.

At this moment, the group of people who had been fooled finally woke up.

However, due to Lin Yaozu's violent intimidation, they dared not break off relations and could only force a smile and continue to pretend that they did not understand anything.

at the same time.

Achoo! Achoo!

Not long after Officer Zhao returned to his office, he sneezed several times for some reason.

"Which bastard is talking badly about me behind my back?"

After touching his nose, Officer Zhao spoke to the intern, Xiao Liu.

"Wait a minute, the honey trap gang we arrested last night will also be brought over from the hospital."

"Get Lin Yaozu's release papers processed quickly, let that guy get out of there!"

"If we delay any longer, who knows what kind of trouble the three groups will cause if they meet up!"

……

Inside the room, Lin Yaozu acted like a vacationing old man.

"Pound my legs! Massage my feet! Be gentle!"

In the corner, the young man who was first brought in and then tricked into kneeling and begging to become an apprentice looked utterly dejected, staring at the wall as if lost in thought.

In reality, his mind was racing, devising a vicious plan to make Lin Yaozu pay the price.

Suddenly, the young man had a flash of inspiration and remembered a piece of news he had overheard from a casual conversation between Master Jin and Old Man Gao.

Suddenly, an idea came to mind.

The next instant, the young man immediately forced a fake smile and moved closer to Lin Yaozu again.

"Master... now that you're able to leave, I have a favor to ask, could you...?"

Before he could finish speaking, Lin Yaozu didn't even glance at him.

"cannot!"

Young man: "???"

Holy crap!

You're not playing by the rules!

I refused before I could even finish speaking. You ran away just as the wicked plan was about to begin?

TMD!

You're not human, you're a real dog!