dognovel Chapter 5 Heated Discussion
Chapter 5 Heated Discussion
Later, the little poster grew up and reached kindergarten age.
There is a daycare center in the village primary school.
The original poster was placed in a foster care facility.
[I'm the youngest in daycare, and I get bullied by the older kids every day. My older sister is in elementary school, and in my little mind she's an adult, but she doesn't help me.]
What impressed me most was that the daycare provided meals. One day at lunchtime, a dog came in and ate my food. I tried to shoo the dog away, but it had already finished all the food.
The original poster told the teacher that their dog ate their food and asked for another bowl. The teacher didn't believe them and even slapped their hand to tell them not to lie.
The original poster was so upset; they hadn't even eaten breakfast yet.
Ah, chatting with everyone has made me a little hungry, so I'm cooking a packet of noodles for myself (picture)
What did everyone have for lunch?
Lin Mu posted about 1000 words before stopping.
If you want to create a popular post on Tieba, you can't post all the content in one day.
You need to create a sense of realism.
No normal person can type tens of thousands of words in a single day.
Isn't this blatantly telling people that this is marketing?
In 2008, these personal life sharing posts were quite popular.
Lin Mu divided his 1000-word post into dozens of posts, which has already generated some buzz.
The post has been upvoted to over a hundred posts.
Lin Mu glanced at it casually.
[Patting the poster's head in the front row]
Kicking the upstairs neighbor's butt
"Selling peanuts, sunflower seeds, drinks, and instant noodles, everyone please move your legs a little further!"
"@NangongShamate, @Level8Gale, hello everyone, I've brought my two dogs for a walk."
Lin Mu thought to himself, "People aren't really taking this seriously yet."
That's normal, isn't the plot reaching its climax yet?
Lin Mu said to Li Zhi, "Let's post this little bit of content for today. Give me the account, and I'll go back and edit the rest. You can leave all the account management to me from now on."
……
in the afternoon
Then, the original poster grew up.
[Reached primary school age]
For the original poster, primary school was a cold and damp place, and because they couldn't adapt to the environment, their academic performance suffered.
In the afternoon, Lin Mu released another 1000 words, continuing to maintain the buzz.
The post described in detail how the town's primary school was a mess back then, and the poster felt as if they were stuck in sticky mud.
At this point, the post had reached 200 replies.
Many people have already started interacting earnestly on the floor, sharing their experiences.
Lin Mu had already written 1 words at his workstation.
He estimated that the entire story would consist of about 5 words, which he would send out gradually over half a month.
If a post gets 1 replies in the next two weeks, it will be considered a viral hit on the forum.
A post that reaches 65535 comments is considered a viral sensation.
The reason the numbers are so precise is that in 2008, Baidu Tieba had not yet been upgraded, and the highest display limit was 65535 posts. If the number exceeded this, it would only display 65535.
Although the current data is quite far off, there's no rush. This story has great potential, and the climax is yet to come.
Furthermore, his marketing tactics haven't been implemented yet. He hasn't even had online trolls distribute and promote his posts.
Meanwhile, on the other side...
Wang Zaixing, Lin Mu's formidable rival, had been silently observing Lin Mu's actions.
Wang Zaixing had read the post that Lin Mu was managing in the World of Warcraft forum.
He was completely baffled.
Is it too simplistic to assume that users can share their life stories on Baidu Tieba and then drive traffic to a Taobao store?
It's still uncertain whether this post will go viral.
……
the next day.
After a series of trivial family matters and a conflict with her sister.
Later, the original poster went to junior high school.
[In junior high, it was the same group of classmates again (so unlucky)]
However, the original poster's luck turned around.
When I was in junior high, my older sister was in high school. Perhaps out of pity, she spoke to her best friend.
One day, my sister's best friend, whom I call Sister Xiaoyu, came to the junior high school. She told everyone there that she would protect me from now on, and anyone who bullied me was disrespecting her.
Sister Xiaoyu is awesome!
[Throughout junior high school, the poster was not bullied.]
Therefore, when you see "Shamate" or "non-mainstream" styles now, you won't dislike them; instead, you'll feel a sense of familiarity.
However, the poster became Sister Xiaoyu's errand boy, running errands for her every day, such as buying snacks from the small shop.
Over time, the poster also got to know Sister Xiaoyu. Sister Xiaoyu did have good relationships with the local thugs and changed boyfriends every day.
On this day, Lin Mu roughly finished recounting the events that happened to the protagonist during his junior high school years.
In total, it contained more than 3000 words.
At this point, the number of replies on the forum had reached over 1200.
Lin Mu glanced at the comments.
"I have a feeling a phenomenal post is about to be born. Marking my name with hot tongs."
"Top, top, top! I'll say it three times because it's important: Author, please update the next episode soon! Stop keeping us in suspense!"
Just passing by, but the content is quite interesting, so I'll leave a comment before I go (sticks out tongue)
Most of the content was just filler posts, and there were also some posts where the two sides were arguing with each other.
However, there are occasional serious interactions.
Lin Mu estimated that the plot was nearing its end, and it was time to generate hype.
He started logging in and distributing content using accounts around level seven or eight in several popular online forums.
The Li Yuchun forum is posting a thread with the title: "[Reposting a hilarious post from another forum, please don't delete it, moderator]".
Post-80s Generation: [Let me share my story with you all]
Then, using a secondary account, they criticized the original poster for reposting without attribution, thus diverting traffic to the Warcraft forum.
Jiongba: [Sharing a really embarrassing thing that happened to me recently]
Lin Mu adopted different strategies in dozens of major online forums, copying and distributing the content of the main post there, and occasionally sending online trolls to these posts to boost their popularity.
By the time Lin Mu finished everything, it was already late, around 6 p.m.
It's the time when people get off work and go home, which is a peak time for traffic in the PC era.
Thus, the first wave of trending topics exploded, and he watched helplessly as dozens of web pages were pushed to the top at an incredible speed.