dognovel Chapter 18: My only wish is to eat a delicious family bucket of KFC.
Chapter 18: My only wish is to eat a delicious family bucket of KFC.
The Chinese audience is quite shrewd when it comes to this.
So they could only remain silent and curse Wang Lin in their hearts.
This kid should die in Blue Star Online.
If he manages to come out alive, then let's assume their curse had no effect and they didn't say anything!
Surviving can only prove one thing: Wang Lin won. That makes Wang Lin a great hero of the Dragon Kingdom. How could they possibly curse a great hero?
When facing observers of civilization, I have two sets of rhetoric I can use.
What? You're saying they're applying double standards?
Congratulations, you got it right!
Although the original crocodile suffered another defeat.
But this was clearly within Wang Lin's expectations.
Because the earliest crocodile ancestors were indeed quite useless. Otherwise, why would they, as perfectly normal terrestrial reptiles, suddenly enter the water and successfully transform into amphibians?
Isn't it because they couldn't make a living on land that they turned to the water to survive?
But because you, Uncle Crocodile, are so useless, in the course of hundreds of millions of years of evolution, you learned one trick—to survive.
In order to kill its prey, it can remain motionless on the water for days or even weeks.
Do you think it wanted to do this? It's only because it was forced into this situation...
If one could take the initiative like a tiger and become the king of the mountains, who would hide and ambush?
Moreover, the success rate is extremely low...
So Wang Lin wasn't worried at all, what was he planning to do?
As long as the original crocodile species doesn't become extinct, he won't even bother to move.
How about we start thinking about what to eat tonight?
Omniscient and omnipotent game planner of Blue Star Online, if you have heard my call, please give me a family photo set meal, and the cola must be iced!
Wang Lin closed his eyes and began to pray silently.
Three seconds later, he opened one eye and looked at the table in front of him.
empty.
He closed his eyes again and prayed even more devoutly.
"Great planner, look at me! I'm an 18-year-old boy, far from home, all alone, and ridiculed by the whole world. My only wish is to eat a Yeehoo family bucket of KFC, with iced Coke, please!!!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a familiar fragrance wafted over.
Wang Lin looked down and saw a large red bucket that had appeared out of thin air on the table, next to a glass of cola with fine water droplets condensed on the glass – it was iced.
Wang Lin smiled.
You know what, the BYD planner is actually quite anthropomorphic!
Although he didn't know how others viewed the game planner, in Wang Lin's eyes, the planner was truly a good person!
He clasped his hands together, bowed to the air, and then tore open the lid of the family bucket.
Fried chicken, French fries, chicken nuggets, egg tarts, and corn on the cob—the bucket was crammed full.
Filled with gratitude, Wang Lin began to devour the wild family bucket meal.
Watching Kun Kun's ancestor fight fiercely while eating Kun Kun's flesh, what a wonderful thing that is!
So what if Tyrannosaurus Rex was powerful?
Its offspring still ended up as part of the human family's complete meal!
Therefore, humans are the strongest!
As for other species, all I can say is, don't get involved.
It's just that there was no "Ape God" in this era, otherwise Wang Lin would have gone all in long ago!
Even at the cost of everything, we're going all in on the Ape God!
Wang Lin munched on a chicken leg, his gaze sweeping across the screen, which had split into two segments, showing the canine-jawed beast and the crocodile still barking on the shore.
The canine-jawed beast paced back and forth along the riverbank, occasionally barking at the crocodile in the water, but it dared not go into the water.
The lead male canine jawed beast had tried seven or eight times, and each time it would retract its front paws as soon as they touched the water, making it anxiously circle around the shore.
The crocodiles were bolder than the canine jawed beasts, and a few of them tried to probe their bodies into the water.
But the water was too deep, so they only soaked near the edge and didn't dare to swim further in.
One crocodile tried to put its head underwater, but choked on the water and frantically shook its head, splashing itself all over.
The crocodiles were soaking in the middle of the water, far from the shore.
More than twenty crocodiles lined up in a row, with only their flat heads and protruding eyes showing, looking like a row of logs with eyes floating on the river.
You do your thing, I'll do mine.
Wang Lin took another bite of fried chicken and mumbled indistinctly:
"That's right, that's it. Go ahead and yell at your old crocodile grandpa, but time is running out..."
As for the Indian contestant's choice of the crocodile, although its racial destiny is slightly better than that of the canine jaw beast chosen by the Korean civilization observer, it only lived from the Early Triassic to the Early Middle Triassic, a total of less than 20 million years.
Twenty million years sounds like a long time, but you should know that the Triassic period alone lasted fifty million years.
The crocodile didn't even survive half of the Triassic period.
And what about the original crocodile?
It appeared in the Late Triassic period and has survived to this day.
More than 200 million years ago.
Compared to the original crocodile, the crocodile is not even a younger brother; at most, he's a distant cousin, and the kind that won't even survive two episodes.
Compared to your Uncle Crocodile's ancestor, Grandpa Crocodile, it's still just a roadside crocodile!
Therefore, it doesn't matter.
Still giving up!
Still so dashing!
Meanwhile, in the live chat, watching the original crocodiles hiding in the water and refusing to come out, the Chinese viewers' mindset had changed from "It's all over, it's all over" to "Actually, it's not so bad..."
Because they discovered a fact—
Those hounds and crocodiles that swaggered on the shore were completely helpless against the primate crocodiles in the water.
The original crocodile was quite comfortable in the water.
Not only can they stay there, they can also find food in the water.
This means that the original crocodile does not need to go ashore.
They never made it ashore.
Isn't that a kind of invincibility?
At this very moment, Kim Jong-tae, the observer of South Korean civilization, was still staring at the light screen, gritting his teeth.
"A bunch of useless trash! Useless trash!!!"
The players from India were also criticizing.
Although his crocodile was stronger than the canine jaw beast, it also faced a problem—the crocodile couldn't swim either.
That's right, although the crocodile is also in the order Crocodilians, it cannot swim.
They are only better adapted to waterside environments than canine jawed beasts, but they still wouldn't dare to go into the water to chase prey.
The water was too deep; it didn't know what was at the bottom.
What if there's an even bigger predator?
What if they drown?
Therefore, the method for attracting crocodiles is the same as for attracting native crocodiles—waiting on the shore.
Waiting for the original crocodile to come ashore on its own.
But will the original crocodile come ashore?
What animal would approach its natural predator if it saw it nearby?
That's an idiot!
They've been extinct for a long time!
Well...except for silly roe deer!
Wang Lin stuffed the last piece of fried chicken into his mouth, clapped his hands, and gulped down several mouthfuls of cola.
"That feels good."
He slumped onto the sofa, watching the canine-jawed beasts and crocodiles still anxiously waiting on the shore on the screen, a slight smile playing on his lips.
Let's just wait and see.
Wait until your crocodile grandpa shows you what the real answer is.
…………
On the light screen, the original crocodiles were still soaking in the water.
A small crocodile poked its head out of the water, a fish still wagging its tail in its mouth.
It swallowed it whole, then continued to lie on the surface of the water, with only its two eyes showing.
The canine jawed beasts and crocodiles on the shore are still howling.
They've been calling for days.
My voice is hoarse.
But the crocodiles simply ignored them.