I Pretended To Be Bankrupt At The Beginning, And I Was Kicked Out Of The Group Chat By My Classmates

Chapter 547 This Is The Funniest Joke I’Ve Heard This Year



Chapter 547 This Is The Funniest Joke I’Ve Heard This Year

"I'm not in a hurry."

Lin Shuyu curled her lips and said, "It's just that you kept dragging me there to whet my appetite."

Lin Zhe didn't want to pay attention to Lin Shuyu anymore at this time, took out his mobile phone and started looking for the number.

"Don't be too happy there. It's not necessarily whether they agree to sell the house or not. Although they often don't come back, they are not short of money.

"Maybe they just want to keep it idle here and have no intention of selling it. It'll be up to you what you do then."

As Lin Zhe talked, he began to stimulate Lin Shuyu from the side again.

But this is not something he can decide. The specific thing still depends on what the other party says after the call is answered.

"301..."

After the phone rang a few times, it was connected, and a voice came from the other side: "Hello, hello. Who is it?"

"Hello, I am a resident on the 4th floor?"

"Residents on the fourth floor? Why are you calling me?"

It can be heard that the person on the other side is still very confused, probably thinking that Lin Zhe is here to trouble him.

Because many times, no matter how good the sound insulation is, there will still be some noise. For example, if you run a few times upstairs, you can hear it downstairs.

This is very normal, so the residents downstairs will also normally find trouble upstairs, for example, please keep your voice down.

"We have no other intention, it's just like this... Because we still need to buy a house, and I heard from the real estate agent that your house has been idle and you haven't lived in it much.

Lin Zhe said unhurriedly: "So I just want to ask you if you have any idea of ​​selling your house. The price can be discussed [we really want to come]"

Lin Zhe must first speak out his thoughts. He should be sincere when dealing with this kind of people, and just say whatever he has to say.

Anyway, he just wants to buy a house. Whether to sell or not is up to the other party. If he doesn't want to sell, Lin Zhe can also add some money.

The other party's idea of ​​not wanting to sell is nothing more than...they don't lack this little money, so they can just put the house here.

But just because he's not short of money doesn't mean he doesn't like money. If you give him a price higher than the market price, he will consider it.

"Well... I have no idea of ​​selling this house yet. Although I don't go back very often, the environment there is pretty good and I still like it very much.

Hearing this, Lin Zhe's mouth curved slightly and he nodded calmly.

He had already expected this.

However, Lin Shuyu on the side clearly could not accept this fact, and curled her lips with disappointment:

"What should I do? My house won't be ruined, right?"

To be honest, ever since Lin Zhe told her, it felt like grass had grown in her heart, and she had been thinking about it.

Now I suddenly heard that I couldn't buy a house. Of course, Lin Shuyu couldn't accept it.

"Shh~" Lin Zhe raised his index finger in front of his lips to signal Lin Shuyu to stop talking.

Then he cleared his throat and said into the phone: "But if I am willing to pay a higher price, a price much higher than the market price, do you think I can still consider it?"

Lin Zhe directly used a unique trick. There is nothing that money cannot solve. If there is, then use more money to solve it.

After hearing this, the other end of the phone was obviously silent for a while, and then he thought about it and said, "Then how much more money do you plan to pay?"

As a smart person, he will never let it go when he can make money. Now that Lin Zhe is paying more than the market price to buy it, then he likes it here.

He can sell this house and buy another one in the same community, and make a lot of money once it is resold.

So he decided to take a look at how much more Lin Zhe was going to pay and see if he could give it a little more effort.

"Let's do this, I'll give you ten thousand more per square meter." Lin Zhe said with a faint smile: "If you think it's okay, then we'll make a deal. I've already shown enough sincerity. It depends on whether you are willing to accept it."

The person on the other side was obviously surprised. One square meter was 10,000, so three hundred square meters would be three million. He knew that this guy had definitely spent a lot of money.

If you don't decide to close the deal at this time, how long will you have to wait? There is no need to bargain anymore. If you ask for more money, it will seem a bit greedy.

Of course, these rich people didn't bother to do this, so he readily agreed.

"Then the deal is done. I have time this afternoon. Are you busy? If not, we will sign and go through the process and transfer the house to you."

0·Please give me flowers...

Hearing such a cheerful speech from the opposite party, the corner of Lin Zhe's mouth curled up: "I just like doing business with a cheerful person like you. It's so enjoyable. No problem. I'm available at any time. When you arrive in the afternoon, Just call me."

"Hahaha, then it's decided."

After saying that, the two also hung up the phone.

"Wow, brother, you are really awesome."

Lin Shuyu said happily: "At first, I thought it was impossible. I thought my house was going to be completely ruined. But it was solved by your words? It's amazing."

Lin Shuyu immediately started flattering her. Who asked Lin Dai to fulfill her wish?

Lin Zhe has long been used to her rapid transformation, and what does it mean to be too powerful? Isn't this just solved with money? What's so great about it?

This flattery might not be too harsh, right?

"Brother, if you need to give him so much more money, it will cost you too much. I'm a little embarrassed."

Lin Shuyu said with a smile.

Lin Zhe:

Are you sorry?

Hahahaha, this is the funniest joke I’ve heard this year…………

I'm really sorry for you. I've almost spent a small goal. Is there still a few million left?

Lin Zhe actually thought the same way. It was difficult to buy a house for his sister anyway, so he might as well be cruel and buy it for her directly.

Although the two of them often fight and fight, when it comes to business, Lin Zhe is still very serious and will never make the slightest mistake.

"It's okay, I won't miss your money." Lin Zhe coughed lightly and finally said this.

Lin Shuyu jumped up and put her hands behind her, curled her lips and said, "Well, if that's the case, then I'm relieved. You can handle it by yourself in the afternoon, and I won't care about anything and go back to sleep. "

Hearing Lin Shuyu's words, Lin Zhe was immediately furious, "Hey, what do you mean? This is buying you a house, Lin Shuyu, are you not even going to go there?"

Faced with Lin Zhe's question, Yu just nodded lightly: "That's true."

Lin Zhe: "………………yes".


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