Chapter 1187 - 1256: '~Ya' Requests to Add You as a Friend
Chapter 1187 - 1256: '~Ya' Requests to Add You as a Friend
While the whole of Huaxia's Yanhuang Soul was frantically searching for the whereabouts of King Yan, Lin Hai, the King Yan himself, was holding the phone with a deeply troubled expression."You beast, you have one minute to get back here!"
Ouyang Xiaoya's angry voice came through the phone.
At this moment, inside the villa, two female Kings of Soldiers were standing before her with their heads hanging low, not daring to look into the icy cold beautiful eyes of the Iceberg CEO.
"Wife, I'm on my way to visit the Ghost Master," Lin Hai answered, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.
There was no need to think; the two simple-minded Super Female Soldier Kings wouldn't tell a lie, and his wife had seen right through him.
"I want to know how you managed to sneak off under the noses of two Super Female Soldier Kings while supposedly going to the bathroom. What are you really up to?"
Ouyang Xiaoya angrily asked.
Lin Hai wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "Ahem, I... well, it's just that..."
"Alright then, you beast, you're getting better and better, so the CEO is going to carefully select a few more bodyguards for you. Let's see how you escape next time!"
Hearing Ouyang Xiaoya's words, Lin Hai almost rolled his eyes and fainted.
Sh*t, two Super Female Soldier Kings are already watching him closely enough, how is he supposed to live a healthy life if there are more?
"Wife, these elite bodyguards are really expensive. Wouldn't it be better to spend that money on some more cosmetics for you?" Lin Hai quickly tried to brush it off with a flattering smile.
"Stop talking nonsense. The people from East Sea who wanted to cause you trouble have been quiet recently. I think they might be planning something big, so there's no room for discussion on adding more bodyguards." Ouyang Xiaoya's tone was beyond doubt.
Lin Hai almost spat blood upon hearing that.
"Wife, are you saying the people over in East Sea are planning a big move?"
"Yes, the CEO has a feeling that a storm's coming, and my eyelids have been twitching like crazy lately." Ouyang Xiaoya replied.
"Twitching of the left eyelid is a good sign. When your left eye twitches, it means something good is about to happen. You're either going to get a promotion or lose your wife..."
"Looks like I need to add ten bodyguards, ten!"
Lin Hai wished he could slap himself twice. This mouth of his is a real Divine Artifact for courting trouble at critical moments.
"No more discussion, you beast. I'm giving you one last day. After you deal with your nonsense, get back here immediately!"
Ouyang Xiaoya said and hung up directly, clearly at her boiling point.
"It's over. If I don't die, I'll at least shed a layer of skin when I go back."
Lin Hai sighed, checked the time, and decided to stick with his original plan to chat with the Ghost Master.
Tick-tock—
Tick-tock—,
He'd just taken a few steps when his phone's notification sound went off.
"Huh? Who's sending me a WeChat message?"
Curious, Lin Hai opened the message and found he had been added to a group chat.
The group's name was "A Loving Family."
"Haha, hello brother-in-law."
A cute pink cat avatar popped up in the chat, named "Cold as Frost Proud Sister."
No doubt, it was Ruoshuang.
"What's this group?" Lin Hai asked curiously.
"It's our family group. Brother-in-law, you really have some nerve; your WeChat avatar is Daniel Wu." Ruoshuang sent a message teasing him.
"C'mon, is it wrong if I use my real picture as my avatar?" Lin Hai replied quickly and skillfully.
"Hehe, brother-in-law, what have you done to my cousin? She's furious now, so be careful." Ruoshuang added a tongue-out cheeky emoji.
"Hmph, just some small stuff between husband and wife. Besides, a man going out for business, why should a woman poke her nose into it?"
Lin Hai replied, acting arrogantly.
"Brother-in-law, you're so mighty. But aren't you afraid of what will happen when you get home?" Ruoshuang added a mischievous smile emoji.
"Afraid of what? In my house, I'm the tiger."
"Tsk tsk, tiger-in-law, can you send me some QQ coins? I've run out of money to buy skins in LOL." Ruoshuang finally revealed her main purpose.
"No money!"
Lin Hai replied in an annoyed tone. His financial power had long been firmly held by the CEO.
"Where's the money? You're a big boss now, and you don't even take care of your sister-in-law. Shame on me for having a crush on you, brother-in-law. Just send me some QQ coins, will you?"
"Hmph, if you remove the words 'some,' maybe I would consider it."
In the group chat, Ruoshuang seemed to think for a while before sending a few words, "Brother-in-law, give me QQ coins?"
"What's the difference?"
After sending that, Ruoshuang even @mention the WeChat user named "~Ya."
Lin Hai was suddenly stunned.
"~Ya"—who was that?
He suddenly realized this was a group chat.
Looking again at "~Ya's" profile picture, it was a Maybach in front of a sakura background.
That Maybach looked extremely familiar; it was clearly... the CEO's car!
"Beast Lin, so domineering, when did you become the tiger?"
The WeChat user "~Ya" sent this message.
"Damn it!"
Recognizing the familiar tone immediately, Lin Hai got it right away who it was.
"You're Wu Song!" Lin Hai quickly and sharply replied.
He added a "pitiful" emoji afterward.
"Hmph, then go explain Ruoshuang's QQ coins situation!"
After seeing the message pop up, Lin Hai's forehead was drenched with sweat.
Sh*t, I was just joking around with my sister-in-law.
Why on earth did you @ my wife into it?
And this QQ coin issue is completely unexplainable; the only outcome of explaining seems to be getting beaten to death.
"Ah! I get what brother-in-law meant!"
Ruoshuang suddenly sent a message.
Lin Hai's heart skipped a beat. Not good.
"Cousin, brother-in-law bullied me; look at the literal meaning and pronunciation of his last words!"
"Brother-in-law, give me QQ coins!"
Ruoshuang once again @mentioned "~Ya."
"Very well, Lin Hai, don't forget to come home quickly once you're done with your business, we're all waiting for you!!!" The message had over twenty exclamation marks.
Lin Hai had the urge to bang his head against the wall and swallow his phone. He felt utmost frustration, not even having the space to find some peace, wondering why everything in life was always stirring up trouble!
Tick-tock—
Ruoshuang sent a private WeChat message.
"Brother-in-law, was your hint earlier true? I've secretly had a crush on you for a long time." Ruoshuang sent it with a shy emoji.
Lin Hai opened his mouth, unsure whether this was another ploy by his sister-in-law.
Meanwhile, a friend request also popped up.
"~Ya wants to add you as a friend."
Lin Hai immediately agreed.
"You are now friends and can chat with each other."
This was the notification message.
Soon after, ~Ya sent a long voice message: "You beast, come back right after meeting the Ghost Master, or else you don't need to come back in this lifetime, you awful scoundrel, scum Lin, beast..."
Through the phone, Lin Hai gulped hard, his face full of utmost gloom. This was a sure sign he was doomed upon going home.
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