dognovel Chapter 534 The dog doesn't bark.jpg
Chapter 534 The dog doesn't bark.jpg
"I've said it in vain. Even a dog can't drink a sip of this tea. Your Luofu Peach Blossom Tea is just like this. If it were our company's service staff, they would have knelt down to polish my shoes long ago. Why would I waste my time here with you?!"
Scott put his hands on his hips and raised his nose to the sky, his eyes revealing four parts of dissatisfaction, three parts of indignation, two parts of disdain and one part of arrogance. He pointed at the young proprietress's face and began to speak.
"My dear..." Meng Ming explained seriously, "The tea you want without tea leaves and water is not available in our shop."
This is even more excessive than the "colorful black", but adhering to the service principle of customer first, Meng Ming still served Scott a pot of Luofu's specialty peach blossom tea. This peach blossom tea is quite famous in the whole Xianzhou, and there is a romantic love story behind it as a topic of conversation.
Unexpectedly, Scott spat it out after taking just one sip, saying that the tea that was a mixture of tea and water was simply trash.
"Don't call me a guest. You don't even see me as a guest!"
"If you ask me, the one who can come up with this kind of tea that is so sweet that it makes you sick must be a genius!"
A loud "bang" frightened Scott, who was talking nonsense, so much that he trembled all over and almost jumped up. He turned around in shock and saw someone in the corner with his head down slamming a teacup heavily on the table.
There was also a silly pink-haired girl who looked not very smart next to her, holding the person, fearing that she would do something irrational.
Scott suddenly became more confident and shouted at the top of his voice: "Look, so many customers are angry about this shitty sweet tea in your store. This is exactly the right they should have as consumers. In my opinion, real good tea should be as cool as a lone wolf. What you taste is not the tea, but the temperament of the wolf!"
Meng Ming blinked, with a professional smile on her face: "Guest, Lady Dragon is very busy right now, and I'm afraid Dan Dingsi doesn't have time to treat your injuries.
Scott: "?"
"What the hell? Can I get a work-related injury just by drinking tea?"
"Mengming doesn't know," Mengming smiled considerately, "I have already reminded you."
"If you ask me, the way you Xianzhou people talk is as long and smelly as this peach blossom tea. If everyone talked as straightforwardly as I do, how wonderful this world would be—ah!"
Scott had just said half of his words when his feet suddenly left the ground and flew up. He lowered his head in horror and saw a dwarf less than 1.6 meters tall picking him up with one hand.
The man was wearing a mask, revealing only a pair of beautiful amethyst eyes. The most terrifying thing was that those pupils seemed to be able to see through all of a person's secrets.
"Meng Ming."
"Sir, your identity is not convenient to disclose. This little matter..." Meng Ming was touched and worried. If Fu Xuan's identity were known to outsiders, it would definitely cause unnecessary trouble.
"Look at my March flying kick!"
San Yue Qi, who had failed to grab Fu Xuan just now, kicked Scott directly to the side of the street and rolled three times like a dog. "Scott, you are going too far. I will teach you a lesson today!"
If it were any other time, San Yueqi would of course choose a more ladylike way to teach Scott a lesson, but if she didn't kick now, Scott would probably be chopped into eight pieces by the furious Fu Xuan.
You have to know that Sweet Chalamet means a lot to Fu Xuan, so there is nothing wrong with Scott barking, but the mistake is that he barks in front of Fu Xuan.
"Ouch my waist, who are you?" Scott got up from the ground with a grin. At this time, the company employees also began to gather to protect Scott.
"I am your ancestor March Seventh!"
San Yue Qi put his hands on his hips, holding two swords, looking majestic and powerful, just like a great hero.
Fu Xuan just snorted when he saw this, thinking that there was no point in getting angry with the dog, and sat back at the table and started drinking tea.
But she didn't expect that March 7th was so reliable now. She was worried that her identity would be exposed, so she took the initiative to attract his attention.
"Please go back to where you came from. You've seen too many illusion shows. Do you still want to scare your grandpa Scott with this little piece of iron?" Scott rubbed his waist and raised his head to laugh twice, then immediately stopped smiling and showed a solemn expression.
"I think you guys don't understand the power of the [Psychic Annihilation Battle Soul Phantom Star Revelation Quantum Battle Armor] at all. Be careful that your little piece of metal will be 0T speed-passed by our company's mecha!"
"Uh...what a weird combination of words," March 7's complaints were natural, but he certainly couldn't lose the upper hand at a time like this, especially when facing a jerk like Scott.
"Then I will use the [Spiritual Peach Reflecting the Moon Breaking the Sky and Piercing the Stars Sword Style] to ask for advice on the company's scrap metal!"
"Ha--?! Did you hear that? She said our mecha is a piece of junk. Hahaha!" Scott patted the mecha beside him and laughed until he sprained his waist.
"If you lose, you have to bark like a dog in public and say loudly [Even dogs won't drink Luofu peach blossom tea]!"
San Yue Qi wiped the cold sweat from her forehead. She had never seen anyone so eager to die in her life. She felt that Scott would really die only if she lost. "Then if you lose, you have to practice the Sunflower Manual!"
"I've heard of all this stuff, but - it's a deal!"
"Ha ha!"
Scott smiled with disdain, "Then let's set it up for three days later, the showdown at Golden Man Lane, don't accuse me of bullying."
San Yue Qi curled her lips and said, "I can beat you to pieces with one hand."
After Yunqi arrived at the scene and separated the two parties, Scott returned to the guest room and obtained information about March 7 from his subordinates.
"Nameless Guest... I've only been practicing swordplay for a week, ha!"
Scott smiled, "I don't even know how to lose."
The subordinates beside him were a little worried, "After all, he is an unknown guest, maybe he has some magical skills."
Scott waved his hand and said, "The most important thing in a duel is fairness and justice. We don't need to resort to those dirty and despicable means."
"Oh, by the way, go add three layers of thickness to the mecha's shell... no, ten layers!"
"What are you looking at? I'm trying to promote the strength of our company's mechas. I'm not afraid of a car crash!"
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"March, thank you very much just now."
Fu Xuan pushed the peach blossom tea in front of San Yueqi, glanced at her and said, "You have changed a lot in this week."
Even the acknowledged arrogant Fu Xuan started praising her. San Yue Qi's eyes widened immediately, with an irrepressible smile on his face: "Hehe, Sister Xuan Er thinks I'm handsome too?"
"Uh... just ignore what I said."
The corner of Fu Xuan's mouth twitched slightly, he felt that San Yue Qi had completely become the second generation A Xing.
"We were just talking about the adjustments to the Dayan Qiongguan Formation," Fu Xuan took a sip of tea before continuing the topic that had just been interrupted. After all, she brought San Yueqi here for a preliminary explanation of the subsequent memory exploration.