dognovel Chapter 262
Chapter 262
Chapter 262 The keyboard man is not born, the spray channel is like a long night! The key is coming! (New protagonist preface
Back in time, switching perspectives, this timeline is probably the unified web platform of Beimu Group to block Zhang Jingyu.
Sheng Chu was a twenty-two-year-old young man who studied in junior high school.
(Note ‘Study’: It refers to being expelled halfway through the study, or being unable to obtain a graduation certificate. In addition, Parallel World does not have nine years of compulsory education)
Because he didn’t have the mind to study, in desperation, he could only take the hard-earned money given by his parents to rent a house and then find a job.
From the age of twelve, he has been working part-time until he is now 22.
He had always rented a house with his parents’ hard-earned money, and then worked hard for ten years with his meager $3,000 in electronics factory wages.
If you are an ordinary boss, maybe you will get a raise.
But he procrastinated every day.
For example, when he goes to work at 7 o’clock in the morning, he always goes to the factory at 7:30; when he leaves work at 8 o’clock in the evening, he can leave at 7:30 on time.
The boss just wants to give him a raise, and there is no reason. Everyone is dissatisfied with a random raise!
No, he entered the factory at the same time, and after a year of hard work, his monthly salary has risen to 6,000, even if it is extremely inefficient, he has a monthly salary of 4,000.
But he is also very Buddhist. What class does he need to join him in person?
Anyway, the renting parents paid the money, and he himself would spend 3,000 yuan. He bought a 10,000-yuan notebook in a few days and played games to relieve his boredom.
However, this idea was viciously shattered by the boss a year ago!
“Salary increase? I haven’t even thought about it with you yet, you missed one day of work every day! Get out of here!”
Thinking of the boss’s words, he almost vomited blood out of anger. Today, he left work directly at 5:30 in the afternoon and started looking for a job with his resume.
But the magic capital is so big, even if it is a real university graduate, it may not be able to find a job smoothly.
He has only a primary school diploma, what can he find?
Even the electronics factories waiting for it are all undergraduate start!
After bumping into a wall several times, lying in his pitiful rental house of less than ten square meters, he almost didn’t vomit blood when he thought of the scene where he was directly ignored when he was looking for a job today.
In a bad mood, he picked up his own and used it for five years. The body was broken in a large piece, but it did not affect the mobile phone used. He opened a novel APP and was ready to find a sense of existence on the Internet.
He has been a work slave for ten years. Of course, there are also a few essential novel software on his mobile phone. When he has nothing to do, he can brush it in the comment area, and then use the hard-earned money given by his parents to give him a spontaneous reward.It’s like here, he can find his own sense of existence.
Opening his bookshelf, he began to read the updated chapters, bubbling frantically in the book review area, “Hey, this book is updated again, I’ll take a look… Fuck! A good book, do you raise your child? What? Abandoned!”
“Fuck it, f*ck, it’s a good text? I beg you to be a man, okay?”
“Why is this book getting smaller and smaller? It’s only a thousand words in this chapter. How about writing your horse?”
“Will you write a book at your level? Is it necessary to write about you? Let’s eat shit!”
He glanced at his bookshelf, deleted a few books that dissatisfied him, and nodded in satisfaction.
He opened the list of the APP and was going to grab a few books that suit his appetite.
“Um?”
He looked at the list with some puzzlement. A few months ago, a certain book that was still among the top, then looked at the book in his bookshelf, the book he thought was better but was not on the list at all, suddenly he was a little puzzled,” How can this rubbish book be on the list?”
“This one in Laozi’s bookshelf is much better than yours, so why are you on the list!”
He was furious, his fingers began to fly up in the virtual 26 keyboard on the phone, “Will the protagonist of this book give some IQ? I really don’t know, how can these readers of f*ck see it? I After reading Chapter 30, f*ck was poisoned and ran away! Sure enough, no poison is invaded!”
Soon, book friends came out and bubbling, “If you want to see the wit and courage, you should not download this app.”
He quickly recovered, “What kind of genius doctor, does this have such an evil style? And such a heavy taste, I think you are the so-called loyal dog?”
“Shouldn’t the opening be easy first and then difficult? You want to learn the book ‘Blacken’ and finish playing the 300,000 words straight away?”
“That’s, is it possible that you wrote the invincible master Chen Beixuan at the beginning, or Ye Tian emperor? Or is it an opening sign for ten years, I am invincible? In the end, come to the genius doctor Shenhao?”
“Hey, the two brothers upstairs, don’t worry about others. He is different from the general public. Maybe this poster started to learn calculus from an early age, and then learns addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. So it depends on the big problem at the beginning. brainless?”
“I am also the author. I dare say that if you write this way, you will definitely run away a lot of people! This f*ck style has changed! Generally, people who have no brains gradually have IQ and then have brains to fight wit and courage. You start to write. The brain is soaring, and all the rest are brainless. Isn’t that unfinished? If you write so high in the early stage, if you can’t continue it in the later stage, it will be cool!”
Sheng Chu replied with disdain, “Is this this?”
“What do I think!”
“Does the average urban protagonist have such an evil style? How could they become the protagonist if they are an evil style? Look at how powerful and clever the other’s protagonist is. When he comes to him, it’s completely shit!”
Bookmate 1 replied, “Smart? Look at the protagonist of the city campus opening, which one is not a poor student? If he is smart, he still depends on the perspective test? There is also this kind of opening campus system, if it is smart, where do you need to use it? The system exchanges knowledge and ability? Most of the cities that start the game are adding a stalk, and then they have a brainless wave to attract readers to talk about it.”
Bookmate 2 replied, “You are so serious, why not be a test team? Maybe you can overthrow the existing three-generation era theory!”
Book pal 3 replied, “You have become a mystery when you read a novel, why don’t you go as a detective?”
Sheng Chu smiled disdainfully, “So, you guys don’t have a brain when reading? Are all education slippery?””There is also the one who claims to have been an author. I think you are so good at it. If you can’t write, don’t write. If you can’t write, you still have a temper? I think you should just quit your job and enter the factory, and make this style of writing on the Internet. I’m so mindless, you really have you!”
Bookmate 4 replied, “Excuse me, I am the attending doctor of XX Mental Hospital. It is our negligence to release this rabies vaccine patient!”
“Oh, according to what you said, is it possible for you to become a web post serving you alone? As far as I know, isn’t this web post all serving the public’s appetite? Is it possible that you can represent the masses? If you can If you do, you can pick this book down, and then dominate the list of books you like?”
“The novel is really boring? This thing is originally fictional, how can it be realistic? For example, a big clan in the next-door cultivator world, the patriarch who relies on bones will become a licking dog? Is this thing reasonable?”
“That’s right! If you are a dog in your 20s or 30s, you will be horrified, but it is reasonable, just as if you have never seen anything under the protection of your parents! But you are a million corpses. Patriarch with countless blood, maybe?”
“I think you’d better go back to watch the mystery drama! You can’t help it, so just delete this novel APP and watch it at a certain point!”
“You’d better write a book first and then force Lailai. I’ve read too many books that fell apart after listening to book friends.”
“Tmd wit* thing, what else are you reading? Go back and see if your family’s ancestral grave has been dug up!”
“What do you mean by poor writing is reasonable? Is it possible that your teachers since childhood are doctoral tutors? People with other academic qualifications are not allowed to be teachers?”
“What are you? I don’t like turning around and rolling, so I have to brush up on my presence here?”
“Hello, I am a website courier. I just found out that you didn’t take an item. What is it?”
Sheng Chu chuckled, “Laozi is upset, of course I have to vent it, unlike your horrible things, brushing up the sense of existence here?”
“You guys, just look at this kind of rubbish book. The protagonist is set so that there is no IQ villain? Almost poisoned me.”
“I am unhappy, and of course I have to write my own point of view.”
As soon as Sheng Chu’s reply came out, there was a sneer, “Did you donate all your eyeballs? Such a shameful pen? You don’t read the title of the book?”
“Look at the other urban literature, aren’t they all serving the protagonist? Do you think you are the protagonist, so everyone has to serve you?”
“If you’re upset, don’t watch it? Who else forced you to watch it? Or did you build this app? **Something!”
“It’s not uncommon to turn around and leave? Or just uninstall the app. Who knows who doesn’t? You are irritated as soon as you come up. I think your life is unsatisfactory, and you want to show your presence on the Internet, right?”
“Looking at his bookshelf, I think his favorite book is not on the list, and I feel very upset, so ah, this is biting.”
Sheng Chu smiled disdainfully, “Cut, the books Laozi reads are not in this category, what are you guys screaming about?”
“If you don’t vent your unhappiness on the Internet, it will be meaningless!”
As soon as he said this, it all exploded.
“Damn, who did I think it was? It turned out to be a stupid man with red eyes*!”
“Are you in this category? So, this is why you ran up to brush your presence?”
“There is a kind! Come, report the address. Laozi is ten years old this year. There is no criminal responsibility for murder. Do you have a kind?”
“Yes, I’m nine years old this year, so I’m writing something, dare you to report the address?”
“There is a kind of don’t counsel, make the address public?”
Sheng Chu, “…”
He shrugged, and threw the phone on the back of the bed, “Heh, Laozi won’t kill you, come on!”
When he picked up the phone again, he was completely dumbfounded.
“Hello user: After system verification, your comments in the comment area are sensitive and unconfident. The comments you posted have been deleted and you have been banned for one month!”
Sheng Chu, “…”
“WCNM!”
“Dog Day’s garbage novel platform!”
“Didn’t I just say a few words? As for?”
His face was suffocated with anger to the color of pig liver.
And at this moment!
There was a voice in his mind!
“Ding!”
“Eligible mood swings detected!”
“The invincible keyboard system is at your service!”
Sheng Chu was startled, “Invincible keyboard system?”
“and many more?”
“Isn’t this a unique system in the classification of novel brain holes?”
“Fuck!”
“Am I the protagonist?”
He was suddenly excited, “System, what function do you have?”
“Ding!”
“The function of this system can only be described in one sentence!”
Hearing the proud voice of the system, Sheng Chu suddenly felt that the pinnacle of his life had come!
“Which sentence?”
The system proudly said, “Never give birth to my keyboard man, the spray channel is like a long night! The key is coming!”
When Sheng Chu heard this, his blood boiled over!
“As long as you spit out hatred, or even hate murder, you can accumulate hatred points!”
“And after accumulating a certain amount of hatred value and murder value, you can redeem a certain treasure chest!”
“The treasure chests are divided into grades: bronze treasure chest (1,000 hatred value), silver treasure chest (1,0000 hatred value), gold treasure chest (10,0000 hatred value), platinum treasure chest (1,0000,0000 hatred value), diamond treasure chest (100 ,0000,0000 hatred value), Supreme Treasure Box (1WE hatred value)!”,
“In every treasure chest, there are unexpected rewards! Or cash, shares of listed companies, various skills, martial arts training, etc.!”
Sheng Chu just listened with enthusiasm, holding up the phone, “key!”
With the development of this middle and low military world, short videos have been promoted at this moment.
This is not.
I don’t know if it is system attachment or the world consciousness deliberately.
After he just downloaded and logged in, he saw a short video with a playback volume of 300W, more than 1 million likes, and 50+ comments.
The content of this video is very simple.
It was a girl who had an appointment with a friend complaining that the takeaway brother was too slow to deliver the food, and it was overtime for half an hour.
So, she angrily refunded and complained.
As a result, less than a minute after she clicked on the complaint, the rider called to apologize and asked her to withdraw the complaint.
Otherwise, for the money that was fined by the platform for overtime complaints, the girl would have to pay for compensation.
Of course the girls ignored it. What kind of truth is this?
If you overtime for a minute or two, I will not complain about your special circumstances.
But you are overtime for half an hour. You knew you called as soon as I complained. What do you mean?
I thought it was over.
Unexpectedly, the next day, the rider called again and asked the girl to withdraw the complaint.
The third day, the fourth day, and the fifth day… In just one week, the rider actually made more than 300 phone calls.
The girl couldn’t bear it and blocked the phone call.
Unexpectedly, the rider still didn’t give up, changed the number and continued to fight.
The girl couldn’t bear it, so she found a friend with a short video and uploaded it to the Internet for help.
Unexpectedly, when this one went out, it exploded in an instant!
Sheng Chu glanced casually, suddenly a little speechless, “Why are you talking about riders anymore?”
“Is it easy for other riders?”
“Isn’t it half an hour? You can just watch the video, play a game, go shopping online or something, will it arrive soon? As for complaints?”
Thinking of this, he couldn’t help sighing, “I still want to maintain justice!”
He began to dance the virtual keyboard on his mobile phone, and his fingers took off, “I really don’t know where you came from Bilian? The rider is only a few thousand dollars a month. When you complained to him, he did it for nothing. A little chicken skin. I don’t know how to be considerate of others for big and small things!”
“The rider will deliver you meals rain or shine, do you think you will die or what? What are you caressing about?
“Isn’t it half an hour? Will you die in a while? Seeing that you look good, you are so vicious in your heart!”
“The rider has called you so many calls to make you withdraw, which is enough to prove your sincerity. You are still biting, in society, should we know more than our hearts?”
“I really don’t know. Is it because you have a brain problem or something? You can’t wait for half an hour. Then you order a chicken skin takeaway? Wouldn’t it be better to do it yourself?”
“Go back and pinch! What takeaway to eat!”
With this violent spout, Sheng Chu heard the system prompt sound, “The system has detected a hatred value of +1!”
“Hate value +5!”
“Hate value +10…ding, the current hatred value is 500!”
After hearing the system prompt, Sheng Chu suddenly felt like a chicken blood, and his fingers danced harder, “**woman, I really think the heavens are all for you, don’t you?”
“If you can’t withstand the severe beatings of the society, then roll into your arms and eat milk, and brush your sense of existence on the Internet?”
“Seeing that you look pretty, but your mind turned out to be so vicious, fucking stuff!”
“I am honored to tell you that you will completely die on the Internet!”
At this moment, a voice came from the keyboard system, “Ding, the hatred value has reached 1000 points!””Do you want to redeem the bronze treasure chest?”
Sheng Chu wiped his hands immediately, “Nonsense, don’t you just exchange it for me?”
“The bronze treasure chest has been redeemed for you!”
“Successfully opened the bronze treasure chest and received rewards: million-dollar bank card, 50% of the shares of Tiantian Factory!”
After seeing this reward, Sheng Chu blushed with joy, “Fuck!!”
“This f*ck, just type a few words, you can get a few million?”
“And Laozi’s shares in this factory!”
“Now, Laozi didn’t need to be scolded every day, and left one hour earlier. There was no need to go to work at all!”
He rubbed his hands in excitement, touched his pockets, and he found a brand new bank card.
He was so happy that he immediately ran to the ATM of a nearby bank. After seeing the balance, he almost fainted in excitement.
“Buy a computer!”
“The latest model, a high-profile Martian computer for 60,000 yuan!”
“I also want to buy the latest model of the magic phone 20PLUS!”
He immediately entered the online shopping platform to purchase a mobile phone and computer. In the blink of an eye, his bank card balance dropped by a full 80,000!
But he didn’t feel distressed at all. Seeing the large string of numbers 9, he rubbed his hands, continued to hold the phone, opened the short video, and began to preach on the keyboard!
Before he went to look for it, someone replied to the previous comments.
“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! The first time I saw the moral kidnapping so fresh and refined! Amazing!”
“Is your Excellency the legendary’Heaven does not give birth to me keyboard man, the spray channel is like a long night! The key is coming!”?”
“Really! It’s the first time to be a human being. Why should Laozi wait for you to surpass for half an hour? There are countless phone calls and internet bursts? You can catch you directly. The court sue you for illegal harassment, okay?”
“According to a certain article in the Law on Punishment of Domestic Public Security Administration, such harassment affects the nature of normal life and shall be detained for at least 5 days! For more severe cases, the half-month package did not run away!”
Sheng Chu immediately became happy. “If there is a kind, you should go and sue? Other riders are stubborn, believe it or not that he is blocking your door and making you fearful all day?”
“Congratulations, get a one-month package again!”
Sheng Chu, “…”
What am I special?
My dignified keyboard man was actually taken by an unknown little thing?
“Are you or him the pet dog of this fucking woman? You talk to her everywhere? Is your brain flooded, or is it fucked?”
“So I love to lick her, why don’t you go to her house and give her a lick? I force Lailai on this short video, I really think she can see your loyalty, right?”
“**thing!”
“You care about this woman so much, do your parents know?”
“If they knew, they wouldn’t know if they would vomit blood for three liters and they would be gone after a kick. Your parents didn’t know how to be grateful for so many years that you raised you, and they even went to the Internet to force them to rely on them.”
At this time!
In Sheng Chu’s mind, the prompt of the keyboard system finally sounded again, “Ding!”
“Your current hatred value is 50000, may I ask…”
“Really, Laozi will do a big job tonight, kill you to 100,000 points, and try to get the platinum treasure box!”
Without waiting for the keyboard system to ask, Sheng Chu rolled up his sleeves and started spraying in various short videos.
But soon, the short video official gave him a perfect ten-year package, on the grounds that it spread bad information and was suspected of maliciously disrupting the order of the Internet.
“That’s it!”
“A group of ** short video management!”
“I*******!”
Sheng Chu scolded angrily for ten minutes, then picked up his phone again and began to use his invincible potential on other social platforms!
A small bronze treasure chest gave him so much money, if it were the platinum treasure chest…his!
I feel excited just thinking about it!
soon!
He downloaded a social platform called Dabo!
As soon as I entered, I didn’t know if it was the system or the assistance of the world consciousness, and I saw a big melon in an instant!
“These women nowadays are really terrible. A friend of mine was scared out of the shadows… The woman lived in my friend’s house under the name of being a partner. She ate, drank and slept all inclusive, and also bought clothes. The friend’s parents treat the girl like a dear girl. They want to eat and do, eat and drink. They feel uncomfortable. After the friend’s mother ran away, his stomach hurts during the period. The friend’s mother worked hard to chop the ginger. Broken brown sugar ginger water boiled on fire. Originally thought that my friends and parents thought that they could talk about marriage for so long, but the girl couldn’t keep looking at it anymore, so she found an excuse to get out. I was sorry for me. That friend, was completely overshadowed by this!”
Sheng Chu rubbed his hands, “Come on!”
“Is your friend his glass heart? It’s a shadow when you touch it like this? I think he could just find a piece of tofu and kill him, oh no, he could kill him by finding a wall! What kind of fun, such a psychological endurance Is it good to come out to harm other girls?”