Pikachu Was Picked Up By Boss Yang And Shocked The Country!

Chapter 167: This Chu Feng Is Definitely Not Human! ! !

After asking Charmander to say hello to netizens, Chu Feng began to introduce:

"Hi everyone, today I'm going to introduce you to a new breed of Pokémon, which is this little guy!"

"It's called Charmander, and it's made from lizard genes. It's a lizard-like Pokémon, Fire Type!"

As he said, Chu Feng grabbed Charmander's little tail and shook it:

"I know everyone must be wondering what the hell is going on with this flame on its tail?"

Seeing that Chu Feng was playing with its tail, Charmander's little face suddenly collapsed, and he quickly pulled his little tail out of Chu Feng's hand, hugging it in his arms to protect it.

Such a cute little action, if it is in a normal situation, will definitely attract everyone's attention and cause a lot of comments.

But at this time, it was obvious that no one was in the mood to pay attention to this point, and everyone was eager to know what was going on with the flame on its tail.

Noticing Charmander's small movements, Chu Feng smiled, stroked its little head, and continued to introduce:

"First of all, I know that many people must think that this flame is a special effect, but I want to say, no, this is its own flame. From the moment it was born, there was a raging flame on its tail, and this flame is It is a symbol of vitality, if the vital signs are good and the spirit is good, the flame will burn blazingly, otherwise, it will become weak, once the flame is extinguished, it means that its life is over."

This wave of explanations immediately aroused a series of comments:

"Damn it, it's not a special effect, it's a lie?"

"Probably not, Master Chu Feng can't lie to us, today is not April Fool's Day!"

"But, if this is a real flame, why did the Great Master Chu Feng dare to hold it in his arms? And why didn't the Great Master Chu Feng's clothes burn?"

"Yes, this is really hard to understand, and flames represent life force, it seems a bit mysterious, doesn't it?"

"Not to mention, once the flame is extinguished, life will end, so what to do when it rains, it is impossible not to take it out, and once you take it out, there will always be unexpected situations.

"Even if you don't go out, you can't guarantee that its tail won't touch the water at home. It's like taking a bath. You can't stay without taking a bath all the time. How dirty it is!"

"This is too much confusion. If it wasn't Chu Feng in the picture, I would have turned around and left a long time ago. Is it obvious that I am fooling people?"

"I don't know why, but now I feel my scalp is a little numb!"

Chu Feng in the video continues:

"Listen to me, I know that everyone must have a lot of doubts. For example, the flame on Charmander's tail represents its vitality. Once the flame is extinguished, it will die. What should I do if it touches water? For example, I believe you have also seen it. Why? Didn't my clothes burn? Also, it has flames on its tail, isn't it easy to start a fire?"

"I'm here—to answer for everyone!"

"First, what should I do if the flame on the Charmander's tail touches water? You can rest assured that the flame on the Charmander's tail is not a real flame, but its life essence

"Of course, as long as it wants, it can turn it into a real flame."

"Usually, it's not a flame, it's just the essence of life displayed in the form of a flame, and it's not afraid of water, so there is no situation where it will go out when it touches water.

"Of course, if it touches water, the flame on its tail will still slightly weaken, so it hates water very much.

"Of course, it can still accept bathing like Normal, but try not to bathe it in the shower or bath. Wiping with a wet towel is the best, and it is the least resistant."

"Secondly, why didn't my clothes get burned by the flame on the Charmander's tail? As I said above, the flame on the Charmander's tail is not a real flame. Naturally, there is no such thing as setting things on fire. You see... .”

As he said that, Chu Feng took out the napkin he had prepared long ago, and burned it on the flame on Charmander's tail. Naturally, there was no trace of ignition at all.

Immediately afterwards, Chu Feng directly put his hand on it and burned it.

It made Charmander frown, it hates others to play with the flame on its tail, even if this person is Chu Feng who made it!

In his heart, he wanted to turn the flame on the tail into a real flame. After burning it, Chu Feng would teach him a lesson, and see if he dared to play with his tail next time.

Of course, this is just an idea, and it doesn't dare to borrow ten guts from it.

And even if it dared, it wouldn't be able to burn Chu Feng, don't forget, Chu Feng has a special ability that makes all Pokémon immune to any form of attack.

So Charmander could only watch Chu Feng play with its little tail, his little face was extremely wronged.

Chu Feng naturally knew that Charmander didn't like others to play with its tail, so after demonstrating it to netizens, he stopped touching its tail and smiled at the camera:

"Look! It's all right!"

"As for number three, will it start a fire?"

"I think everyone should be clear by now, so there's no need to answer?"

At this time, everyone sitting in front of the computer watching this video was incomparably shocked.

His body was stiff, his mouth was wide open, and his eyes were wide open, as if he had seen a ghost!

No, this is even more unbelievable than seeing a ghost, it is completely at the level of broken three views!

...asking for flowers......

No, this is no longer broken three views, this is completely broken the whole world!

In the comment area, there hasn't been a new comment popping up for a long time.

Ten seconds passed, twenty seconds passed, half a minute passed, and finally a comment popped up. There were only two words and a long string of exclamation points on the comment:

"Fuck!!!!!!!!!...

This comment was directly filled with exclamation points to the limit of the number of words in the comment, which shows how shocked the netizens who made this comment were.

It can only be said that the number of exclamation points represents how many pieces his three views are broken into.

With the posting of this comment, the comment area exploded like a Volcano that had been sleeping for thousands of people, and hundreds of comments would be refreshed in almost a second.

"My God, Oumaiga's, my God, please tell me that this damn is the real world!"

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"Fucking shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!"

"I was still strong under the bombardment of many Pokémon Pokémon until now. At this time, I can't hold on any longer, and it just shattered to the ground!"

"Mine was directly shattered into ashes. When the wind blows, I can't find it again. My three views!"

"My whole world is shattered!"

"Now I have some doubts whether I am in the world of Truman, and there is a hateful guy outside who broadcasts my life and reactions all over the world."

"You think too much, even in the world of Truman, you are not the protagonist, the protagonist has to be the Great God Chu Feng!"

"This really shocked me, it comes with flames, and it's also the essence of life, isn't that the way to tease dad?!!"

"I'm in a daze, the doctor is disturbing me!"

"Is this shit making a fantasy movie? The essence of life has been extracted, isn't it said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a spirit? Come and take care of Chu Feng, this monster!"

"What the hell is incombustible, is it because you Chu Feng is floating, or Newton can't hold the knife!"

"Our side is not under Newton's control, but his brother Niubi's, but the Great God Chu Feng is synonymous with Niubi. He has been blessed by the God of Niubi. I'm talking nonsense, no way Now, I feel like my nerves have been blown out of shock!"

"I seriously suspect that Chu Feng is not a human being, and I suggest the government arrest him and slice him up!"

"agree!"

"Hands up!"

"Don't let it go, catch him and slice him, who will develop a new breed of Pokémon Pokémon?"

"Forget it, for the sake of Pokémon, let him go once, otherwise he will definitely be sent to the slicing table, he is definitely not human!!!"

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