dognovel Chapter 872 It's Best To Be Suitable, Smart But Not To Learn
Chapter 872 It's Best To Be Suitable, Smart But Not To Learn
"Yeah, these little fish are too slippery to catch!"
Holding a wooden stick in the shape of a long sword, Dazhu swung left and right in the river, screaming angrily!
"Hey, Dazhu, I just said, your so-called swordsmanship is not easy to use at all, it is not as good as our net bag!"
Tie Dan smiled, looking very simple and honest.
"Look at us, even Xiaoxiao has already caught a fish, but you haven't caught it yet!"
Hearing this, Da Zhu blushed suddenly, a little embarrassed.
"How is it, young man, I said that the long sword is not suitable for you?"
Qin Hao stood aside and said with a smile: "Only what suits you is the best. Obviously, this long sword is not suitable for you!"
"On the contrary, it will slow down your fishing speed because you think you are handsome and bitter. Do you understand what this means?"
Dazhu nodded thoughtfully, then raised his head and said, "Uncle, you mean to tell me that it's useless to be fancy, only practical is useful, right?"
"Very thorough!"
Qin Hao gave a thumbs up and said with admiration, "You are very smart, you thought of it all at once!"
"Hey, of course, our Teacher Liu often says that!"
Da Zhu rubbed the back of his head with a smirk, then imitated that teacher Liu, and said slowly with a heartbroken face: "Your child is very smart, but he just doesn't learn!!"
"Pfft, hahahaha!"
"Shit, this kid is going to kill me laughing!"
"Your teacher Liu will tell your parents that in fact, your children are stupid and can't learn. Isn't that just looking for a fight?"
"To be honest, this sentence once fooled me throughout my childhood, I always thought I was very smart!"
The audience in the live broadcast felt their stomachs hurt from laughing!
This kid is absolutely hilarious!
Especially imitating the appearance of the legendary Teacher Liu, he has a good appearance, and it is even more funny!
Even Qin Hao couldn't help smiling.
"Uncle, I will give you this sword, and I will also use the net bag!"
Soon, Dazhu put the long sword and wooden stick in Qin Hao's hand.
"Uncle, let me tell you, I found this sword after searching for a long time. It is very straight and has a unique shape. I think it might be a magic weapon, so you should treat it well!"
"clear!"
Qin Hao nodded with a serious face, and then watched the other party with a net bag to catch fish with a smile in his eyes.
"There is a gap between reality and virtual reality, and I believe the audience should also understand this truth!"
"Things on the Internet are too virtual now, creating all kinds of illusions, such as what women are strong and men are weak, what per capita annual income is one million, what Internet filial sons!"
"These virtual things lead many people to believe, and then the original family is broken, and each goes towards his own goal."
"But in the end, I realized that the reality is often more cruel. You can't find the so-called rich second generation, and you can't find the so-called rich woman either!"
"Who eats what food, the process seems cool, but in the end it's a piece of chicken feathers. It's still the same sentence. It's useless to be fancy. In reality, what suits you is the best!"
Qin Hao looked at the playful children and said slowly with a smile.
He doesn't care whether the audience can listen to it or not, he just expresses his feelings!
"This is true. My upstairs family is like this. The woman was brainwashed by Internet chicken soup, pursuing the so-called self-reliance of women, saying that she stayed at home like a nanny, and finally divorced!"
"Guess what? I fucking saw her in a foot-washing city!"
"Hey, many people don't even know whether they are worthy or not! That's what they say, right?"
The audience sighed, because of Qin Hao's words, they sometimes see them in real life!
It can be said to be extremely real!
However, Qin Hao didn't say much on this issue. Some people's decisions can't be explained in a few words!
"Uncle, should we wait for you, you don't seem to have started yet!"
At this time, Xiao Xiao said with a smile.
"Need not!"
Qin Hao shook his head and looked at Dazhu.
"Today, I will let you see what a peerless swordsman is!"
"Uncle, do you know swordsmanship?"
This little comrade Dazhu, at first glance, he has watched too many TV dramas or movies!
When he heard words such as swordsman and swordsmanship, his eyes lit up.
"Slightly understand!"
Qin Hao smiled slightly, don't forget, he can change his flicking skills into an existence similar to the Six Meridians Excalibur!
Holding a wooden stick, Qin Hao stood quietly drinking water.
The next moment, under the attention of everyone, his eyes suddenly became sharp!
It's like a long sword out of its sheath, making it hard to look directly at it!
"Shua!"
The wooden stick and long sword are almost at their peak, and in the eyes of everyone, they are just a shadow flashing past!
"Pfft!"
The long sword instantly pierced a fish in the river!
"Wow!!!"
Seeing this scene, several friends were stunned, and they all exclaimed.
The three little girls even stared round with big eyes, their small mouths were slightly opened, and they looked in disbelief!
It's not like they haven't tried sticking fish with sticks before.
But it doesn't work at all!
Not to mention moving fish, they can't even poke a small stone!
However, in the hands of this uncle, he can easily penetrate a fish!
In an instant, the eyes of the little guys looking at Qin Hao changed!
Incomparable admiration, and envy!
"It's just a routine operation!"
"Hey, looking at these children, I seem to see myself in the past!"
"Yeah, back then, I also looked like I had never seen the world!"
The audience in the live broadcast room didn't react too much. They would be shocked if Qin Hao couldn't hit the fish.
Because, they are used to Brother Hao's omnipotence!
"It's not right!"
However, at this moment, a barrage suddenly appeared.
"Don't you guys feel something is wrong? According to Brother Hao's speed and strength just now, the moment he plunged into the water, there were no ripples on the water surface!"
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was taken aback, and subconsciously started to play it back!
Then they were surprised to find that after slowing down several times, the moment the wooden stick and long sword touched the water surface, there was no ripple at all!
It penetrated directly into Yu'er's body!
"Theoretically speaking, the power to be able to pierce the fish's body is definitely not too small, because the fish has scales on its body, and they are relatively sticky and slippery. ripple?"
Looking at the explanation on the bullet screen and watching the replay of the screen, everyone was stunned!
Yes, the mucus and scales on the surface of the fish's body are hard, anyone who has eaten fish will know that the mucus is extremely slippery, and the scales are actually very hard!
This kind of power didn't make any ripples on the water surface, isn't it too outrageous?